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Maxims of Manhood Presents ManLibs

Author : Max Biggs

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 104 pages

File Size : 22,18 MB

Release : 2011-05-18

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1440526915

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Not to be confused with Mad Libs—those lame things kids do—ManLibs was created by guys for guys. You still fill in the blanks, but there's no need to watch your mouth; in this case, words that make your girlfriend cringe earn you extra points. Based on the original Maxims of Manhood, here's your chance to make your own rules for the situations every real man needs to know how to handle, such as: Keeping an empty urinal between you and the next guy Properly ordering a steak Keeping one-night stands classy Slapping another guy on the ass Add booze and you've got a great way to kill time between games.



How to Live with a Huge Penis

Author : Richard Jacob

Publisher : Quirk Books

Page : 132 pages

File Size : 41,96 MB

Release : 2014-09-23

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1594747741

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Is Bigger Really Better? Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on • Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family • Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis • Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis • and much, much more Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.



Someecards Office Mad Libs

Author : Jay Perrone

Publisher : Price Stern Sloan

Page : 50 pages

File Size : 10,23 MB

Release : 2015-03-03

Category :

ISBN : 0843182660

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Our newest Someecards Mad Libs features 21 brand-new stories all about office life Story topics include: who keeps stealing food from the communal fridge?; what happens at the holiday party stays at the holiday party; she wore that to work? , and much much more. Our book is 48 fun-filled pages, so pick one up for all your coworkers



Flip, Sip, or Mad Libs

Author : Jay Perrone

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 50 pages

File Size : 45,63 MB

Release : 2014-05-01

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0843182369

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Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories about drinking games! Beer pong makes me act like a wild ANIMAL! With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about flip cup, rage cage, beer die, and more, Flip, Sip, or Mad Libs is the perfect activity for any party animal! Play alone, in a group, or at a frat house! Mad Libs are a fun activity recommended for ages 18 to NUMBER.



Give My Regards to Mad Libs

Author : Francesco Sedita

Publisher : Mad Libs

Page : 50 pages

File Size : 14,3 MB

Release : 2016-03-08

Category : Games & Activities

ISBN : 0843183624

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The perfect gift for theater fans! Give My Regards to Mad Libs is an ode to the Great White Way, Mad Libs-style! It includes 21 original stories all about the history and culture of Broadway musicals. Theater devotees can interact with their favorite musicals in a whole new way by filling in the blanks of stories like "The Phantom of the Farmer's Market" and "Overheard at Sardi's."



Look at My Striped Shirt!

Author : The Phat Phree

Publisher : Crown

Page : 194 pages

File Size : 17,21 MB

Release : 2006-12-26

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0767926404

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Target. Observe. Ridicule. You run into them every day—the striped-shirt guy, the karaoke master, the dude with a pencil-thin beard, the guy who won’t shut up about his fantasy football team—characters who annoy, irritate, and incense us all. Based on the wildly popular essay on ThePhatPhree.com by Mike Polk, this book is a look inside the heads of the most infuriating douchebags on Earth. It’s the best of ThePhatPhree.com plus more than fifty all-new, hilarious pieces written by some of your favorite writers from this site. Everyone’s (Least) Favorite, The Striped-Shirt Guy … I will valet tonight! I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him. I will tell him, “Take it easy on the brakes, champ”! When I do not hook up with a girl at the club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks” and wait in line at another bar, only to strike out again! Your “Cool” High School Teacher … Here are some things I allow in my class that other teachers don’t: eating, drinking, swearing, dancing, smoking, fighting, cell phones, Texas hold ’em, iPods, and sex. Like my Goo Goo Dolls tee? Anyone else here down with the Dolls? No? Me either. I’m just wearing it as a goof. The Guy with Amazing Taste in Music … Personally, I haven’t listened to the radio in fifteen years. If you have ever heard a band on the radio, then I can assure you, I am not a fan. I stopped listening to American music about ten years ago.



How to Weep in Public

Author : Jacqueline Novak

Publisher : Crown

Page : 258 pages

File Size : 18,39 MB

Release : 2016-03-01

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0804139709

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In her darkly funny memoir and guide to the depressed life, comedian Jacqueline Novak doesn’t offer help overcoming depression—just much-needed comfort, company, and tips for life inside the fog. “Jacqueline Novak’s unapologetic and original comedy is the kind that gives me hope in this business.”—Amy Schumer With advice that ranges from practical (Chapter 17: Do Your Crying on a Cat) to philosophical (Chapter 21: Make Peace With Sunshine), this laugh-out-loud memoir traces the depression thread from Novak's average suburban childhood to her current adult New York City existence, an imperfect but healthy-ish life in which Novak is mostly upright but still rarely does laundry. At heart, How to Weep in Public provides a no-pressure, safe-zone for the reader to curl up inside. Keep this book on the shelf to be returned to it as needed–after all, depression is recurring. Jacqueline will be waiting to you tell you “You can fight another day.” No, not as in “fight on another day” but “fight this some other day.” Whether you’re coping with the occasional down day, or thriving fully in Picasso’s blue period, How to Weep in Public is the perfect place to regroup during a dark stint. So sit back, relax, and let Jacqueline Novak show you how to navigate the shadowy corridors of your troubled mind or the cheese display at the supermarket when food is the only thing that can save you.



Stoned Off Our Mad Libs

Author : Brian D Clark

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 50 pages

File Size : 19,66 MB

Release : 2015-04-14

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0843183306

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Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about weed and weed culture! Puff, puff, VERB! With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about having the munchies, laughing too hard at normal things, and forgetting what you were doing, Stoned Off Our Mad Libs has something for every stoner! Play alone, in a group, or at Snoop Dogg's house! Mad Libs are a fun family activity recommended for ages 18 to NUMBER.



Eat, Drink, and Be Mad Libs

Author : Douglas Yacka

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 50 pages

File Size : 10,75 MB

Release : 2015-02-24

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0843180714

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Mad Libs is the world’s greatest word game and the perfect gift or activity for anyone who likes to laugh! Write in the missing words on each page to create your own hilariously funny stories all about food and wine! Ah, there's nothing like a pinot noir paired with cheese and PLURAL NOUN! With 21 “fill-in-the-blank” stories about wine tastings, fine dining, and horrible service, Eat, Drink, and Be Mad Libs has an unforgettable dining experience for everyone! Play alone, in a group, or in the vineyard! Eat, Drink, and Be Mad Libs is a fun activity recommended for ages 21 and over. Eat, Drink, and Be Mad Libs includes: - Silly stories: 21 "fill-in-the-blank" stories all about everyone's favorite topic -- food and wine! - Language arts practice: Mad Libs are a great way to build reading comprehension and grammar skills. - Fun With Friends: each story is a chance for friends to work together to create unique stories!



Kama Sutra Mad Libs

Author : Laura Marchesani

Publisher : National Geographic Books

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 35,28 MB

Release : 2013-12-26

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0843173823

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Kama Sutra Mad Libs is our newest original Mad Libs featuring 21 original stories inspired by the Kama Sutra, the ancient Sanskrit guide to the art of erotic love and sex. It’s the perfect gift to buy for your long-time love… or one-night stand!