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Me and Jesus Covered in Pee

Author : Hannah Redden

Publisher : Independently Published

Page : 88 pages

File Size : 20,78 MB

Release : 2021-09-19

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Ever feel overwhelmed as a mom? Trying to figure out how to get the kids to school and activities, the humans and pets to all their appointments, put yourself semi-together, and not forget the coffee that you've re-heated in the microwave five times before going out the door? Me and Jesus Covered in Pee is full of real life and real talk. If you like memoirs that make you laugh and cry, If you like memoirs that inspire and challenge you to be better, If you like memoirs that help you feel like you're not alone and help you say, "me too," then look no further. This book is for you.



Starved

Author : Anne McTiernan

Publisher : Central Recovery Press, LLC

Page : 212 pages

File Size : 25,42 MB

Release : 2016-10-17

Category : Biography & Autobiography

ISBN : 1942094299

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"Failure to thrive" is not a phrase in this doctor's vocabulary. At the age of four, Anne McTiernan is left by her mother at a boarding school. Overcome by sadness from the neglect she experiences there, Anne emotionally and physically starves. A doctor, appalled by her excessive weight loss, forces Anne’s mother to bring her home, but she is still not safe. Set in working-class, Irish-American Boston of the 1950s–1960s, Anne transitions from a malnourished state to obesity to obsessive dieting. Without love and support from her family, Anne decides she must take full responsibility for her own life during her last eighteen months as a minor. Today as a doctor and researcher, Anne has helped thousands of women improve their relationship with food—but this is not their story. Starved is the gripping tale of how Anne used hard work, undaunted intelligence, and persistence to turn the adversity she encountered as a child into a strength and set of skills that would later help her meet the demands of her career. ANNE McTIERNAN, MD, PhD, conducts research on the effects of diet, exercise, and weight loss on cancer and health. Currently, she is a professor at the Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center and the University of Washington Schools of Public Health and Medicine in Seattle, Washington.



Searching for God Knows What

Author : Don Miller

Publisher : HarperChristian + ORM

Page : 257 pages

File Size : 28,4 MB

Release : 2010-05-24

Category : Religion

ISBN : 1418529958

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With equal parts wit and wisdom, New York Times bestselling author Donald Miller invites you to reconnect with your faith. Miller shares what he's learned firsthand--that our relationship with God is designed to teach us about redemption, grace, healing, and so much more. Searching for God Knows What weaves together timeless stories and fresh perspectives on the Bible to capture one man's journey to discover an authentic faith that's worth believing. Along the way, Miller poses his own questions about faith, religion, and community, asking: What if the motive behind our theology was relational? What if our value exists because God takes pleasure in us? What if the gospel of Jesus is an invitation to know God? Maybe you're a Christian wondering what faith you signed up for. Or maybe you don't believe anything and are daring someone to show you a genuine example of genuine faith. Somewhere beyond the self-help formulas, fancy marketing, and easy promises, there is a life-changing experience with God waiting for you--it just takes a little bit of searching. Praise for Searching for God Knows What: "Like a shaken snow globe, Donald Miller's newest collection of essays creates a swirl of ideas about the Christian life that eventually crystallize into a lovely landscape...[He] is one of the evangelical book market's most creative writers." --Christianity Today "If you have felt that Jesus is someone you respect and admire--but Christianity is something that repels you--Searching for God Knows What will give you hope that you still can follow Jesus and be part of a church without the trappings of organized religion." --Dan Kimball, author of The Emerging Church and Pastor of Vintage Faith Church, Santa Cruz, CA "For fans of Blue Like Jazz, I doubt you will be disappointed. Donald Miller writes with the wit and vulnerability that you expect. He perfectly illustrates important themes in a genuine and humorous manner...For those who would be reading Miller for the first time, this would be a great start." --Relevant



Jesus in the Bedroom

Author : Andrea Barberi

Publisher : Balboa Press

Page : 754 pages

File Size : 33,18 MB

Release : 2018-08-31

Category : Body, Mind & Spirit

ISBN : 1982211245

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This book is about the Christs wife, Jezibellie Tutankhemen Christ, along with Jesus Christ superstar! I do know this is true, Jezibellie Christ! Its supposed to be about the coming of ages and the trials and tribulations of Pauls demise from spirituality! This book contains graphic humor and Pauls demise from the literature that boasts that he in fact wrote the Bible, when in essence here, the Divine Source Wisdom boasts that We are the ones who wrote it, through Jezibellie Christ! Superstar is about the coming of ages, the meaning of our lifetime of habits here, and lets take it down south and note that Jesus did indeed have a viable sexual encounter. We have all the ailment cures in the world. For the rest of His life though, were all in on this together here, Hes viable to have a sexual encounter with his wifey of times past, and to note this individual freely on sexual content is viable within the confines of the tomorrows affair of the heart!



I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die

Author : Sarah J. Robinson

Publisher : WaterBrook

Page : 257 pages

File Size : 15,38 MB

Release : 2021-05-11

Category : Religion

ISBN : 0593193539

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A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.



Four Our Fathers

Author : Jon Klein

Publisher : Samuel French, Inc.

Page : 140 pages

File Size : 26,91 MB

Release : 1991

Category : Drama

ISBN : 9780573692918

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It's Kind of a Funny Story

Author : Ned Vizzini

Publisher : Disney Electronic Content

Page : 452 pages

File Size : 31,5 MB

Release : 2010-09-25

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1423141083

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Like many ambitious New York City teenagers, Craig Gilner sees entry into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School as the ticket to his future. Determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job—Craig studies night and day to ace the entrance exam, and does. That's when things start to get crazy. At his new school, Craig realizes that he isn't brilliant compared to the other kids; he's just average, and maybe not even that. He soon sees his once-perfect future crumbling away.



Out in the Open

Author : Jesús Carrasco

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 163 pages

File Size : 11,26 MB

Release : 2017-07-04

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 0698197402

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"A harrowing, humane, and very beautiful book.” —Garth Greenwell, author of What Belongs to You A searing dystopian vision of a young boy's flight through an unnamed, savaged country, searching for sanctuary and redemption—a debut novel from one of Europe's bestselling literary stars. A young boy has fled his home. He’s pursued by dangerous forces. What lies before him is an infinite, arid plain, one he must cross in order to escape those from whom he’s fleeing. One night on the road, he meets an old goatherd, a man who lives simply but righteously, and from that moment on, their paths intertwine. Out in the Open tells the story of this journey through a drought-stricken country ruled by violence. A world where names and dates don’t matter, where morals have drained away with the water. In this landscape the boy—not yet a lost cause—has the chance to choose hope and bravery, or to live forever mired in the cycle of violence in which he was raised. Carrasco has masterfully created a high stakes world, a dystopian tale of life and death, right and wrong, terror and salvation.



Harris and Me

Author : Gary Paulsen

Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Page : 172 pages

File Size : 27,96 MB

Release : 2007

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 9780152058807

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A cloth bag containing ten copies of the title.



The Bedwetter

Author : Sarah Silverman

Publisher : Harper Collins

Page : 282 pages

File Size : 25,15 MB

Release : 2010-04-02

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0061987077

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From the outrageously filthy and oddly innocent comedienne and star of the powerful 2015 film I Smile Back Sarah Silverman comes a memoir—her first book—that is at once shockingly personal, surprisingly poignant, and still pee-in-your-pants funny. In this collection of humorous essays, Sarah Silverman tells tales of growing up Jewish in New Hampshire, losing her virginity, learning to curse at 3 years old, and being a bedwetter until she was old enough to drive, and in a surprisingly poignant piece, she recounts the accidental death of her infant brother. Of course, in her loopy, taboo-breaking way, she always manages somehow to leave you laughing. But then you’d expect nothing less from a woman who sang to her boyfriend on national television that she was “F***ing Matt Damon.” If you like Sarah’s television show The Sarah Silverman Program, or memoirs such as Chelsea Handler’s Are You There Vodka? It’s Me Chelsea and Artie Lange’s Too Fat to Fish, you’ll love The Bedwetter.