Millionaire Landlord Chronicles


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Discover the rollercoaster ride of my 15-year journey as a seasoned landlord, where I tackled the never-ending whirlwind of managing 110 unique tenants each month. Brace yourself for a collection of hilarious stories that will leave you in stitches as I recount the ups and downs, the triumphs and tribulations of navigating the world of tenant management. In this captivating and light-hearted book, I share valuable lessons from my experiences, offering a helping hand to overwhelmed landlords drowning in tenant drama. From outrageous escapades to unforeseen challenges, I provide practical insights and expert tips to empower landlords to conquer their rental adventures. Whether you're a seasoned landlord seeking a good laugh or a newbie needing guidance, this book is your essential companion. I delve into the nitty-gritty of tenant management with wit, wisdom, and a touch of humor, ensuring an entertaining and enlightening read that will keep you captivated from start to finish. Get ready to immerse yourself in the world of tenant management as I regale you with tales of outrageous characters, bizarre situations, and the invaluable lessons they taught me. Learn how to handle difficult tenants with finesse, transform stressful situations into opportunities, and emerge as the master of your rental empire. With its blend of humor, practical advice, and relatable anecdotes, this book is a must-have for landlords navigating the turbulent waters of tenant management. Prepare to laugh, learn, and master the art of landlordship with this entertaining and insightful guide. Don't let the dramas of tenant management overwhelm you any longer. Today, grab your copy of Millionaire Landlord Chronicles: Hilarious Stories and Proven Strategies for Tenant Management and join me on this unforgettable journey!




The Right Wing Mexican - the Chronicles of Minutemando


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Written by: Americans, American/Mexicans and People who know Americans, Mexicans and Mexican Americans AKA: Chicanos, Coconuts, Hispanics, Democrats, Right Wing Mexicans, Conservative Mexicans, Mexican Republicans, Uncle Thomas The book that nobody wants you to read. ? Laugh your way through the end of this book, but dont cry your way through the rest of your life for taking words too serious! Have fun PENDEJO and laugh at yourself and others! Guns and knives may tear up your insides, but words should never take you out VATO!!! ? Hay tu, the information in this book is purely mean, nasty and inconsiderate, but its the truth HOMBRE! Howeber, read it intoxicated and with your intoxicated friends. Rememer, NO drinking and dribing, cabronesyour ass will get send back. And your family is tired of spending money and time sneaking your coolo back! Heres the book youve been waiting for, all your lifes! Well, maybe thats too mush! You probably dont even gib a sheet. If you do, sit back read, you probably wont learn anything, but you might laugh AAYY! All we know is we liketed our poor ass lives as a child, good or bad, and we had a good time writing this book.?One thing to remember before reading this prize winning literary work: Reading this book might be dangerous to your sense of humorWe know, we wrote it.




THE CHRONICLES OF MANIA


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This book is not about bipolar disorder but, rather, what the severe mania and delusions associated with the illness can do to someone when it is unknown, unchecked, and unbridled for more than fifty years! Brian Walker’s entire life has been ruled and governed by the mania that results from being bipolar. This mania has driven him to do things so far and beyond the grade that, in many cases, his actions and behaviors seem to defy all boundaries of sensibility. Whether it’s building a two-man submarine to explore the subsea world in Fiji to inventing a toy of unbelievable success to creating a rocket to be the first person to the edge of space in a home-built missile, he has always pushed the limits of sanity in many of his projects. Even after decades of failures, where seemingly everything that he attempted to do was relegated to the trash heap of broken dreams, he always lived by the saying “Success is going from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm!” Trying to thrive and survive in a “normal” world with an abnormal brain has never been easy. His life has been an ongoing effort to discover the “next big thing,” as well as to just be able to get through another day. And his journey thus far has been an amazing one!







The Mousedriver Chronicles


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When John Lusk and Kyle Harrison graduated from Wharton in 1999, nearly all of their entrepreneurially minded classmates set their sights on conquering the dot-com world. To the almost universal disdain of their friends and professors, these two turned down tempting job offers, borrowed money from friends and family, loaded up on credit card debt, and decided to start a single-product company to manufacture and market a computer mouse shaped like the head of a golf club. They watched enviously as nearly all of their friends became millionaires in the dot-com boom, but they persevered and forged their own path. To chart their progress and to keep themselves motivated against the odds, they kept a diary that recorded the realities of their everyday life as entrepreneurs. Out of their diary entries grew The MouseDriver Chronicles, an intimate, insightful, and often funny look into the minds of two entrepreneurs and how they brought a simple idea to market. From The MouseDriver Chronicles: "School was just about over, and the wondrous combination of brick-baking heat and relentless high humidity that defines summer in south Philadelphia wasn't too far off. We couldn't afford to wait around for it. We needed to blaze to San Francisco and get rolling. Fine. No problem. Except we didn't yet have an office in San Francisco. Or a place to live. Or MouseDrivers in stock. We had all our plans and ambition, but everything real about running a business was ahead of us. Immediately ahead."







The Japan Chronicle


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