Beware of the Mombie


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Do you want to know what happens to wayward kids who would not listen to their mothers? Kids like this would enrage the Mombie so much; that she would grab any delinquent kid she would find after dark and drag them up to the mountain to her shack and chain them up to teach them a lesson. This book is an anthology that tells us three different tales about the Mombies. Read through, have fun and enjoy the adventures that Michael, Orbie, Youcee and the other kids had.




My First Years as a Mombie


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Hey there! Welcome to my little book, "My First Years as a Mombie." Mombie - AKA a Zombie Mom. If you're expecting a guide filled with expert parenting advice and serene tales of motherhood... well, you might want to keep looking. This book is more like a wild, no-holds-barred diary of my journey through the wacky world of raising kids. This book isn't just a book; it's a confession booth, a comedy club, and a therapy session rolled into one. It's for every mom who's ever locked herself in the bathroom for a moment's peace, or wondered why spending a day with a child can feel like negotiating with a tiny, irrational CEO. So, grab a comfy seat (and maybe some earplugs), pour yourself a glass of something nice (or just reheat that coffee for the fourth time), and join me on this crazy, beautiful, totally unfiltered adventure called motherhood. Let's laugh, cry, and maybe learn a thing or two about embracing the chaos!




Mombie


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On a snowy winter morning, suburban mom Annie Prockner is taking her 13-year-old, Max, to school while her husband Ben drives eight-year-old Patty. The blizzard thickens, and the mist between worlds thins. It doesn't take long before they each realize that they aren't in Kansas anymore: mother and son, father and daughter have separately passed through the veil. They soon discover that they have been granted wondrous abilities which they must learn to master in this new world, a place rich with magic-and on the verge of an all-out war. In a fantastical world filled with Centaurs, Giants, Gnomes, Zombies, Trolls, Mermaids, Pixies, and other fabulous creatures, a villainous Swamp Ogre named Barthas has raised an army and is causing murder and mayhem among the gentle citizens of the Painted Valley. Without realizing it, Annie and Ben find themselves on opposite sides of the conflict, in which every member of the family is challenged to their utmost just to stay alive. "Mombie: The Zombie Mom" is a funny, scary, uplifting fairy tale for modern kids of all ages-the perfect book to read aloud with the whole family.




Zombie Mombie Saves the Day


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Sleep deprived Zombie Mombie, who feeds on caffeine, is ready to greet the day with her supermom juggling skills. However, a sick zombie baby, loads of homework to coach, and endless chores fill her day. Zombie Mombie has little time for herself! Can she survive on cuddles, giggles and sticky kisses, or will the day cascade into utter chaos? Zombie Mombie and her family are a nod to exhausted parents everywhere. Who doesn't recognize the hysterical mishaps, inevitable trips over abandoned toys, and the exhausted swagger of a parent in the throes of parenthood? Cheers to all the parents who are keeping it together with love, hugs...and zombie stumbles.




Zombies Don't Do Windows


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Dr. Del Ray disguises his prodigy, Zombie Mombie, as a cleaning lady in order to gain access to the Howl residence in Critter Falls.




Lovelaw


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Disgusting Foods


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Describes ten disgusting foods people eat and what makes them gross.




Mother Knows Best


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The tale of the legendary golden flower is widely known. The story has been told many times and in many ways. But always the flower is coveted by an old witch to keep herself young and beautiful. And always the flower is used to save a dying queen, who then gives birth to a princess with magical hair. Not willing to lose the flower, the old witch steals the princess and locks her away in a high tower, raising her as her own. But the princess always finds out who she truly is and manages to defeat the old witch. And yet this is only half the story. So what of the old witch, Mother Gothel? Where does she come from? And how does she come across the magical golden flower? Here is one account that recounts a version of the story that has remained untold for centuries . . . until now. It is a tale of mothers and daughters, of youth and dark magic. It is a tale of the old witch.




Say Cheese!


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Lola is extremely very excited because the school photographer is coming and it is Lola's first ever school photo! Lola is completely sure that she can stay all tidy and clean for one whole day - but she has so much fun playing in the playground, splashing in the watertray and finger painting - that soon she isn't tidy or clean at all! Poor Lola is very disappointed, but then Charlie saves the day by helping Lola make the most special photo of all.