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Aliens Ate My Homework

Author : Bruce Coville

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 134 pages

File Size : 45,26 MB

Release : 2014-02-18

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1481415603

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Following the successful repackaging of Bruce Coville’s My Teacher Is an Alien series, great new covers for another popular backlist series from the bestselling author. IT’S THE WEIRDEST ALIEN INVASION EVER! “I cannot tell a lie,” says Rod Allbright. And it’s the truth. Ask him a question and he’s bound to give you an honest answer. Which is why, when his teacher asks what happened to last night’s math assignment, Rod has to give the only answer he can: “Aliens ate my homework, Miss Maloney!” Of course, no one believes Rod this time, so they don’t bother to ask him why the aliens are here. It’s just as well, since he is sworn to silence about their secret mission and the fact that he has been drafted to help them!



Invasion of the Unicorns

Author : David Biedrzycki

Publisher : Charlesbridge Publishing

Page : 32 pages

File Size : 32,72 MB

Release : 2021-10-19

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1632898918

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He's just a cute little unicorn who wants to take over the world. Special Agent Bubble07 is undercover on planet Earth. His mission: to decide whether his team of alien unicorns should invade Earth. Posing as a stuffed animal, he infiltrates the home of Earthling Daughter, where he puts up with dog slobber, tea parties, and show and tell. Will the unicorn blow his cover and call for backup? Or will his alien heart be won over by storytime, snow days, and snuggles?



I Left My Sneakers in Dimension X

Author : Bruce Coville

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 198 pages

File Size : 43,47 MB

Release : 2014-02-18

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1439113246

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KIDNAPPED TO DIMENSION X! When Rod Allbright's cousin Elspeth arrived for a visit the day after school let out for the summer, Rod thought his vacation was ruined. But after they are kidnapped to Dimension X by a monster named Smorkus Flinders, Rod realizes that Elspeth is the least of his problems. After all, what's a bratty cousin compared to cranky monsters, furious aliens, and the discovery that you are stuck in the middle of an interstellar power play? And that doesn't begin to take into account the horrifying personal decision that Rod will be forced to make before his adventures are over.



Rampant

Author : Diana Peterfreund

Publisher : Harper Collins

Page : 436 pages

File Size : 44,66 MB

Release : 2009-08-25

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN : 0061861472

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Forget everything you ever knew about unicorns. The fluffy, sparkly, friendly “horses” so popular the world over don’t exist. Real unicorns are killers. Beasts the size of elephants, with cloven hooves that shake the earth, hides impervious to bullets, and horns that contain a deadly poison, unicorns can outrun a sports car and smell a human from a mile away. And they can only be killed by virgin warriors descended from Alexander the Great. Sixteen-year-old Astrid Llewelyn has grown up with her mom Lilith’s tall tales about unicorns and their exalted family heritage, but figures her mom’s crazy. But the scary stories her mom told her about the monsters in her formative years left her with a firm phobia about unicorns, even the cutesy kind popular with young girls. But when one of the monsters attacks her boyfriend in the woods—thereby ruining any chance of him taking her to prom—Astrid finds herself headed to Rome to train as a unicorn hunter. “As swift and sure-footed as a killer unicorn, Rampant weaves a vibrant new mythology from venerable threads.”—Scott Westerfeld, bestselling author of the Uglies series



Big Nate: The Gerbil Ate My Homework

Author : Lincoln Peirce

Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing

Page : 174 pages

File Size : 25,5 MB

Release : 2020-09-01

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1524866024

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Now an animated series with Paramount+ and Nickelodeon! Middle school is back in session and so is the New York Times bestselling series that's been brightening the funny papers for almost 30 years! Ready or not, some major laughs are due in Big Nate: The Gerbil Ate My Homework. You’ve got to know where you stand to survive sixth grade, and Nate Wright’s found the perfect spot: right next to Sherman, the class gerbil. Can Nate’s furry friend bail him out of his latest homework jam with Mrs. Godfrey? Or will there be a paper trail leading straight to detention? Nate has no answers, but plenty of ideas—like directing a superhero movie starring the amazing Mega-Chad, inventing a new name for his pal Francis, and living up to his reputation as a P.S. 38 Prank Day legend. Special final exam bonus question: Does Nate makes it to summer vacation? Find out in this collection of uproarious Big Nate comics! Middle school has never been funnier!



The Unicorn Treasury

Author : Bruce Coville

Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Page : 220 pages

File Size : 14,19 MB

Release : 2004

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9780152052164

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They live! -- in the heart of every true believer, in the untamed wilds of the imagination, and in the pages of this collection of stories and poems from master unicorn chronicler Bruce Coville. A thief braves a deadly maze to steal healing waters from a unicorn's well... A princess must choose between her love of a silver colt and her love of her father, the king... A young unicorn is given a mission to heal a girl who is not sick, but who has decided to die... Bringing together the singular talents of Madeleine L'Engle, Jane Yolen, C. S. Lewis, Myra Cohn Livingston, and many others, The Unicorn Treasury reminds us that as long as we can dream, there will be unicorns. Book jacket.



A Gazelle Ate My Homework

Author : Habib Fanny

Publisher : Thorntree Press

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 11,65 MB

Release : 2020

Category : Biography & Autobiography

ISBN : 9781944934958

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Sick of living in the shadows of a corrupt post-colonial Ivory Coast, intrepid gazelle hunter Habib Fanny schemes to see the opulence of America for himself, with naught but rudimentary raft-making skills and his trusty spear to aid him. Well...that's one version of the story, at least. In truth, Fanny's story takes him on an adventure across continents, around dangerous political intrigue, into the depths of poverty, and through the complicated systems that provide him with a medical education. His journey to become an American is beset not by lions and man-eating sharks, but rather by persistent internal questions, which he attacks with the same rigor he brings to his schooling. What does it mean to be a Muslim, a Christian, an agnostic, or possibly, maybe, an atheist? What does it mean to be African in America, but not yet Black? And how on earth do you deal with the dating scene? As he navigates the shifting waters of cultural identity, he's forced to confront his own colonialist prejudices. Habib Fanny--that's Doctor Habib Fanny, M.D., actually--doesn't find gold-paved streets in America, but with humor and curiosity, he finds a path all his own.



The Rabbit Ate My Homework (The Rabbit Ate My ... Book 1)

Author : Rachel Elizabeth Cole

Publisher : Tangled Oak Press

Page : 156 pages

File Size : 28,90 MB

Release : 2014-09-02

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 0991766733

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"An inviting story that's hard to put down. . . . It's hilarious, it's realistic, it's involving: what more could one ask for?" - D. Donovan, eBook Reviewer, Midwest Book Review "Oh, what a fun romp of a story this is! . . . A must-have for anyone with children in the family." - Reviewed By Kathryn Bennett for Readers' Favorite "A humorous story packed full of sibling love and every day craziness. . . . Kids 8+ will have no trouble understanding Drew and will laugh and cringe with him as he battles life, school and a cute rabbit." - Bookworm for Kids "If you like animals, you'll like this." - she reads to live Eleven year-old Drew Montgomery has not, does not, and will not ever want a stupid old rabbit. All they do is sit in their cages, eat carrots, and poop. Then his annoying little sister blackmails him into hiding a bunny in his closet. She knows what really happened to his "stolen" bike and she's threatening to tell. Now Drew’s in a real jam. If his "No pets!" parents find the rabbit or, worse, his sister blabs the truth, he'll be grounded till grade seven for sure. And if that’s not enough trouble, two girls at school drag him into a prank war that goes from bad to worse--and it's all the rabbit’s fault. Plus, the weirdest girl in his class wants to be his science partner. If she tells him she wants to be his girlfriend, he just knows he’s gonna die. Drew must find a way to outwit the mean girls, wiggle out of the blackmail deal, and get rid of the rabbit before it destroys his bedroom and his life. preteen humorous middle grade novel ebook for boys and girls children's funny pet bunny rabbit chapter book for kids baby animal first pets rescue tales sixth grade elementary school bullies pranks trouble humor story hilarious contemporary fiction for ages 9-12 siblings family friendship values The Rabbit Ate My Series



And Then There Were Gnomes: Book 2

Author : Colleen AF Venable

Publisher : Graphic Universe ™

Page : 52 pages

File Size : 17,36 MB

Release : 2013-11-01

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1467735027

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Sasspants, PI(G), the world's fluffiest detective, is back on the case?or she will be, if her sidekick Hamisher can convince her there's really a mystery afoot. Hamisher has made up so many stories, Sasspants doesn't believe him. But one by one the mice in Mr. Venezi's pet shop are going missing, and all the spooky clues point to...a ghost! Once our shaggy Sherlocks start digging for answers, they will stop at nothing to ferret out the truth!



The Croc Ate My Homework

Author : Stephan Pastis

Publisher :

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 26,5 MB

Release : 2014

Category : American wit and humor, Pictorial

ISBN : 9781449436360

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A collection of comic strips mocks the foibles of human nature with the antics of egotistical Rat, clueless Pig, intellectual Goat, and letter-writing optimist Zebra.