Niggalations


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This is an book designed to give you hope, inspirational quotes, humorous and Positive sayings to help you get through your day.




The Bro Code


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About the Author Barney Stinson is an awesome dude who lives in New York City and appears weekly on the hit CBS show How I Met Your Mother. Matt Kuhn is one of the coolest staff writers for How I Met Your Mother and helps write Barney’s Blog on the show’s website. He lives in Los Angeles, California. Everyone's life is governed by an internal code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. But Bros in the know call this holy grail The Bro Code. Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next, the official code of conduct for Bros appears here in its published form for the first time ever. By upholding the tenets of this sacred and legendary document, any dude can learn to achieve Bro-dom.




A Practical Guide to Racism


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A handy, authoritative and deeply offensive look at the races of the world, which is sure to raise howls of both protest and reluctant laughter. Award winning writer and comedian Sam Means takes on the persona of anthropologist CH Dalton, who holds forth on subjects such as: a crucial manual to Arabs, a people so sensitive they are likely to blow up any time; a close look at the bizarre race known as women' who are not good at anything; the good life enjoyed by blacks, who shuffle through life unhindered by the white man's burdens. Also a comprehensive glossary of insults for all races.'




So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish


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Now celebrating the 42nd anniversary of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, soon to be a Hulu original series! “A madcap adventure . . . Adams’s writing teeters on the fringe of inspired lunacy.”—United Press International Back on Earth with nothing more to show for his long, strange trip through time and space than a ratty towel and a plastic shopping bag, Arthur Dent is ready to believe that the past eight years were all just a figment of his stressed-out imagination. But a gift-wrapped fishbowl with a cryptic inscription, the mysterious disappearance of Earth’s dolphins, and the discovery of his battered copy of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy all conspire to give Arthur the sneaking suspicion that something otherworldly is indeed going on. God only knows what it all means. Fortunately, He left behind a Final Message of explanation. But since it’s light-years away from Earth, on a star surrounded by souvenir booths, finding out what it is will mean hitching a ride to the far reaches of space aboard a UFO with a giant robot. What else is new? “The most ridiculously exaggerated situation comedy known to created beings . . . Adams is irresistible.”—The Boston Globe




The Bro Code Bible


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A book for the bros. This book contains the first 30 articles of the Bro Code Author Giovanni Chandler did hours and hours of research to find out the bro code and put it in this book/bible for all you bros to read and reference.




Believe the Hype


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A man, his dreams, the love for his family, the Loyalty, betrayal, and the murder! Life in the music business isn't all champagne, money, and cars, but in this city, you cant Believe the Hype. The road to the top isn't as easy as it seems, sometimes the ones closest to you will turn on you. You can either stay focused remain humble and keep your Karma clean or let the hood consume you.




Social Computing and Social Media. Applications and Analytics


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This book constitutes the proceedings of the 9th International Conference on Social Computing and Social Media, SCSM 2017, held as part of the 19th International Conference on Human-Computer Interaction, HCII 2017, held in Vancouver, Canada, in July 2017. HCII 2017 received a total of 4340 submissions, of which 1228 papers were accepted for publication after a careful reviewing process. The papers thoroughly cover the entire field of Human-Computer Interaction, addressing major advances in knowledge and effective use of computers in a variety of application areas. The two volumes set of SCSM 2017 presents 67 papers which are organized in the following topical sections: user experience and behavior in social media, costumer behavior and social media, social issues in social media, social media for communication, learning and aging, opinion mining and sentiment analysis, social data and analytics.




How to Cope with a Massive Penis: Inappropriate, Outrageously Funny Joke Notebook Disguised as a Real 6x9 Paperback - Fool Your Friends with This Awes


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How to cope with a MASSIVE PENIS: Hilarious, Inappropriate and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends by gifting them this laugh out loud, customised journal. Watch the reaction of your co workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube or bus. Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings or just because. The look on the recipients face will be priceless! Imagine your in-laws faces when they see this sat on your bookshelf or coffee table. From the blurb: For some it may sound like a blessing, but for those who truly suffer this terrible syndrome it can be quite awful. This book is a personal account of how the author overcame his problem and came out smiling. For Karl, that all too familiar sound of "It's too big" still haunts him to this day but now he has found solace in helping others cope with their massive penis Features: Size: 6" x 9" inch Paper: College-ruled on white paper Pages: 150 high quality pages Cover: Soft, matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college Makes a great Christmas, birthday, mothers day, graduation or beginning of the school year gift for Men & Women and Boys & Girls Hand designed, Unique gift. Disclaimer: this note book has no content. It is a 150 page 6"x9" ruled paperback notebook designed to fool people into thinking it's the real thing.




Tha Holy Bibizzle


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Chuuch. Preach. Tabernacle. The Bible re-written in gangsta slang. Educate urself by readin up on tha stories from Tha Holy Bibizzle. Includin but not limited 2: life n crucifizzle of Jizzle, Adam n Eve in tha weed garden of Eden, creation of tha heavens n tha ghetto, Tower of Babel n mo. Includes 2 books of old testizzle - Genesizzle n Exodizzle n 1 of new testizzle - Tha Dope News Accordin 2 Matthew. Contains strong language.




How to Live with a Huge Penis


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Is Bigger Really Better? Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on • Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family • Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis • Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis • and much, much more Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.