Fuck Off Cunt Face


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'FUCK OFF CUNT FACE' - FUNNY QUOTE JOURNAL NOTEBOOK NOW AVAILABLE! DO YOU NEED THE PERFECT FUNNY GIFT TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD AT WORK OR HOME? This funny journal notebook is a handy size measuring 6 inches by 9 inches, with 120 blank journal lined pages. It's ideal for note taking, list making, brainstorming ideas, doodling and more. It's also great for the office, to keep at home, for university or college, by your bedside, when travelling, on your holidays, in your bag or tote etc. It has plenty of room for writing down your plans, thoughts, ideas, inspirations, and dreams. It would make a great gift for someone such as a friend, office co-worker, a relative, or just go ahead and treat yourself. The cover is a soft to touch matte black with white lettering. Our funny and sarcastic adult journal collection is designed to create a few laughs and giggles at home or the office, and to ease some of those stresses and strains of day to day life! We have lots of other funny & sarcastic adult journals and notebooks, just search for BohoJack Press. Handy sized lined journal notebook measuring 6 x 9 inches, great to fit in your bag or tote 120 pages made of great quality durable white paper with black print Each page has plenty of room for all your notes, doodles and ideas Professional grade binding (Paperback Retail Standard) Funny sarcastic quote design with a soft to touch black matte cover A great gift idea for your partner, a relative, a friend, a co-worker or just treat yourself!




I Have a Wtf Is Wrong with People Moment at Least 4 Times a Day


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Get This cute, trendy and funny notebook today to write all those ideas you have during the day, let the people's sh*t behind, move on and lift your spirit a little f*cking higher! This journal is perfect for taking notes, to do lists, poetry... gift for anyone women, girls, girlfriend, sisters, daughters.. who needs to find peace of mind. 120 pages.6x9 inches.excellent white paperbeautiful background on each page.matt finish.




Ultimate Glory


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A story of obsession, glory, and the wild early days of Ultimate Frisbee. David Gessner devoted his twenties to a cultish sport called Ultimate Frisbee. Like his teammates and rivals, he trained for countless hours, sacrificing his body and potential career for a chance at fleeting glory without fortune or fame. His only goal: to win Nationals and go down in Ultimate history as one of the greatest athletes no one has ever heard of. With humor and raw honesty, Gessner explores what it means to devote one’s life to something that many consider ridiculous. Today, Ultimate is played by millions, but in the 1980s, it was an obscure sport with a (mostly) undeserved stoner reputation. Its early heroes were as scrappy as the sport they loved, driven by fierce competition, intense rivalries, epic parties, and the noble ideals of the Spirit of the Game. Ultimate Glory is a portrait of the artist as a young ruffian. Gessner shares the field and his seemingly insane obsession with a cast of closely knit, larger-than-life characters. As his sport grows up, so does he, and eventually he gives up chasing flying discs to pursue a career as a writer. But he never forgets his love for this misunderstood sport and the rare sense of purpose he attained as a member of its priesthood.




The Multiple Intelligences of Reading and Writing


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The author of the best-selling book Multiple Intelligences in the Classroom offers practical strategies for teaching reading and writing through multiple intelligences.




Practical Mental Magic


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Outstanding collection of nearly 200 crowd-pleasing mental magic feats requiring no special equipment. Author offers insider's tips and expert advice on techniques, presentation, diversions, patter, staging, more.




If They Stand Behind You Protect Them. If They Stand By Your Side Respect Them. If They Stand Against You Show No Mercy


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This funny blank lined notebook diary makes a perfect humor gift for a loved one, family member, friend or coworker. Details Perfectly sized at: 6"x 9" 120 Pages / 60 Sheets Black & White Interior with White Paper High quality paper allows for perfect absorbency for pens, gel pens, and even markers! Matte cover for a silky finish that will feel amazing in your hands! Perfect for gift-giving This blank lined journal paper is a neutral wide-ruled paper with a line at the top for date. The date line automatically defaults to the left or right depending on which side of the book the page is printed on. Journals are a big part of the self-help movement and are often used by people who would like to write down their thoughts, often during a particularly challenging transition in their lives, for example pregnancy, rehabilitation, illness or therapy. People also like to journal while traveling, taking part in a new activity (like a class) or when they're planning something exciting like a wedding or adoption. Journals are also popular with people who would like to make a change in their lifestyle, so they may use it to document their sleeping, exercise, cleaning or eating habits, their dreams or their thoughts about their relationship or financial affairs.




The Number Sense


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"Our understanding of how the human brain performs mathematical calculations is far from complete. In The Number Sense, Stanislas Dehaene offers readers an enlightening exploration of the mathematical mind. Using research showing that human infants have a rudimentary number sense, Dehaene suggests that this sense is as basic as our perception of color, and that it is wired into the brain. But how then did we leap from this basic number ability to trigonometry, calculus, and beyond? Dehaene shows that it was the invention of symbolic systems of numerals that started us on the climb to higher mathematics. Tracing the history of numbers, we learn that in early times, people indicated numbers by pointing to part of their bodies, and how Roman numerals were replaced by modern numbers. On the way, we also discover many fascinating facts: for example, because Chinese names for numbers are short, Chinese people can remember up to nine or ten digits at a time, while English-speaking people can only remember seven. A fascinating look at the crossroads where numbers and neurons intersect, The Number Sense offers an intriguing tour of how the structure of the brain shapes our mathematical abilities, and how math can open up a window on the human mind"--Provided by publisher.




Ultimate


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ALL NEW 3rd EDITION! Some still say ultimate is the most misunderstood flying disc field running team sport on the planet. Most people think it’s Frisbee football played barefoot and without boundaries. Those people are wrong. Ultimate is a sport played by 4.7 million people a year in North America—more than korfball, lawn darts, lacrosse, curling and FootGolf combined. Ultimate is so popular that it even has rules that are sometimes followed. This book will provide you with complete and total knowledge of the ultimate game. And since this is the revised 2015 Third Edition you can now read all about Brodie Smith, the AUDL, MLU, the TCT, more Brodie Smith and the Olympics and be amazed. THIS BOOK INCLUDES: • The Eight Ultimate Player Types • Brand-New 50 Most Common Nicknames • 28 Near-Useless Throws on the Field • Brodie Smith’s Date of Birth • How to Tweet Your Ultimate Team • Where to Play Ultimate Without Being Mocked • How to Score at an Ultimate Party • Whether or Not You Should Go Pro • Useful Playing Tips from Experts of the Game LOOK INSIDE FOR ANSWERS TO: Can I play ultimate with a mohawk? Where do ultimate teams come from? How can I become a champion and still be Canadian? What is “throwing Fire”? How can I survive a tornado attack? The 3rd edition is available ONLY as an e-book, not on paper.




The Ultimate Alien Agenda


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One night, teacher, counselor and public servant Jim Walden was awakened by a red-eyed alien creature at the foot of his bed. The encounter launched him on a search for answers. Here, Jim shares his experiences, discoveries, and astounding conclusion that aliens are our own ancestors living in an alternate dimension, working to preserve the planet.




It's Groundhog Day Again!


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Features: 120 Dream Recording pages Duo-Sided lined white paper with sections to record your thoughts before sleep, emotions before sleep, your dream, interpretation, feeling upon awakening, and extra comments 6" x 9" dimensions. Perfect for this trying to find meaning to their dreams while they sleep For use before going to bed, and immediately upon waking up Perfect for a dreamer, or those who have lucid dreams The perfect gift for kids and adults on any gift giving occasion