Author : Pretty Simple Monthly Bill Planners
Publisher : Simple Monthly Bill Planners
Page : 106 pages
File Size : 27,49 MB
Release : 2019-03-28
Category : Business & Economics
ISBN : 9781091918962
Looking for a fun and affordable monthly bill planner, then try this one! Inside you'll find spaces to track monthly bills and other household expenses. This planner can be used during ANY year because YOU get to fill in the 'MONTH OF' space! 105 pages, durable matte cover with funny design, Size: 7.5 x 9.25 in (19.05 x 23.5 cm) professionally bound, PAPERBACK, WHITE PAPER Get Yours Today!
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Publisher :
Page : 102 pages
File Size : 46,75 MB
Release : 2021-02-08
Category :
ISBN : 9781716100802
My Bill Tracker Large Print, Bill Log Notebook, Bill Payment Checklist, Budget Planner Books, Bill Due Date, Expense Tracker, Finances Log The monthly invoice planner consists of organized spaces for managing your money. Plan for your expenses ideal for business, budgeting, bookkeeping, and personal finance organize your bills. This sheet will help you for an entire year. This book has a total of 100 pages
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Publisher :
Page : 116 pages
File Size : 27,36 MB
Release : 2021-02-08
Category :
ISBN : 9781716100833
Bills & Shit, Adult Budget Planner, Weekly Expense Tracker, Monthly Budget, Budget Planner Book, Daily Planner Book, Bill Tracking Daily / Weekly / Monthly Budgeting Planner. 8 x 10 inches, Plenty of space to notate the important stuff. Simplistic layout & beautiful design. This planner can help you control your spending and see where the money goes. This book has a total of 114 pages, contain 4 inner cover and 110 planner pages.
Author : Richard Face
Publisher : Oculus Publishers
Page : 291 pages
File Size : 14,60 MB
Release : 2012-01-13
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1938895134
WHAT THE HECK IS AN INTERNET MEME? Meme (pronounced meem): An idea, belief or element of social behavior spread that is transmitted from one person or group of people to another. This word was coined in the '70s by Richard Dawkins, the atheist godman worshipped by neckbeards everywhere. Simply put, Internet memes are memes that spread on the Internet through social networking sites, blogs, email, news sources, and so on. In the real world they're called "ideas," but pseudo-intellectuals prefer "memes." WHERE DO INTERNET MEMES COME FROM? Amongst all the stupid crap on the Internet are hilarious gems of wit and wisdom. Most of the best memes start as images shared on the Web and, by some great misfortune, they find their way into the lecherous hands of drunken basement trolls who mutate these images into the hilarious, the lame, and sometimes the downright bizarre. WHAT IS THIS BOOK? This book will take you on bizarre journey through the bilges of the Internet and introduce you to 23 of its funniest and most popular memes, complete with a sh*tload of images that might just make you wet your panties. "On this journey you will share lulz with unsavory characters like..." "Foul Bachelor Frog" "Socially Awkward Penguin" "Paranoid Parrot" "Courage Wolf" "Advice God" "Joseph Ducreux" "Hipster Kitty" "Inglip" "Successful Black Man" "Forever Alone" "Bill O'Reilly" "And more..." Scroll up and click the "Buy" button now to laugh your a** off at the twisted hive mind of the Internet underworld...
Author : Amanda Frances
Publisher :
Page : 276 pages
File Size : 34,50 MB
Release : 2021-01-11
Category :
ISBN : 9781735375106
READY FOR MORE MONEY THAN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH? For too long, the subject of money has been shrouded in fear, secrecy, and anxiety. It's time to look behind the curtain at money, while stepping into the empowered financial reality that is available to you. Reading Rich As F*ck is sure to ignite an avalanche of change in the most important areas of your life. Once you finally see money for what it is and realize your power over your finances, life will never be the same. It's time you know the truth about money. It's time for you to have more money than you know what to do with. This is your blueprint.Whether you experience debilitating anxiety when thinking about your bills, are buried by debt, feel guilty for wanting more than you have, are stuck in a feast-or-famine cycle, if money has always been the problem for you and never a solution, or if you are simply seeking the next steps on your path of financial growth, this revolutionary book holds your answers. In Rich As F*ck, Amanda Frances demystifies the topic of money, cracking the code of financial liberation and abundance. Her magnetic words will open your heart and mind and help you see the truth about how money actually works.
Author : The Captain
Publisher : Penguin
Page : 242 pages
File Size : 11,24 MB
Release : 2020-08-11
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0593189612
History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life. Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Too bad it's usually boring as sh*t. Enter The Captain, the ultimate storyteller who brings history to life (and to your life) in this hilarious, intelligent, brutally honest, and crude compendium to events that happened before any of us were born. The entries in this compulsively readable book bridge past and present with topics like getting ghosted, handling haters, and why dog owners rule (sorry, cat people). Along the way you'll get a glimpse of Edith Wharton's sex life, dating rituals in Ancient Greece, catfishing in 500 BC, medieval flirting techniques, and squad goals from Catherine the Great. You'll learn why losing yourself in a relationship will make you crazy--like Joanna of Castile, who went from accomplished badass to Joanna the Mad after obsessing over a guy known as Philip the Handsome. You'll discover how Resting Bitch Face has been embraced throughout history (so wear it proudly). And you'll see why it's never a good idea to f*ck with powerful women--from pirate queens to diehard suffragettes to Cleo-f*cking-patra. People in the past were just like us--so learn from life's losers and emulate the badasses. The Captain shows you how.
Author : David Cross
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
Page : 195 pages
File Size : 20,15 MB
Release : 2009-08-31
Category : Humor
ISBN : 0446550884
The star and creative force behind Mr. Show and Arrested Development pens his "first and final book, chronicling his meteoric rise and abysmal fall in the literary world." After a decade spent in isolation in the Ugandan jungles thinking about stuff, David Cross has written his first book. Known for roles on the small screen such as "never-nude" Tobias Funke on Arrested Development and the role of "David" in Mr. Show With Bob And David, as well as a hugely successful stand-up routine full of sharp-tongued rants and rages, Cross has carved out his place in American comedy. Whether deflating the pomposity of religious figures, calling out the pathetic symbiosis of pseudo-celebrity and its leaching fandom, or merely pushing the buttons of the way-too-easily offended P.C. left or the caustic, double-standard of the callous (but funnier) right, Cross has something to say about everyone, including his own ridiculous self. Now, for the first time, Cross is weaving his media mockery, celebrity denunciation, religious commentary and sheer madness into book form, revealing the true story behind his almost existential distaste of Jim Belushi ("The Belush"), disclosing the up-to-now unpublished minutes to a meeting of Fox television network executives, and offering up a brutally grotesque run-in with Bill O'Reilly. And as if this wasn't enough for your laughing pleasure in these troubled times, some of the pieces splinter off with additional material being created online in exclusive video and animated web content created solely for the book-a historical first (presumably)! With a mix of personal essays, satirical fiction posing as truth, advice for rich people, information from America's least favorite Rabbi and a top-ten list of top-ten lists, I Drink for a Reason is as unique as the comedian himself, and cannot be missed.
Author : David Duchovny
Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Page : 305 pages
File Size : 25,51 MB
Release : 2016-04-05
Category : Fiction
ISBN : 0374714762
The New York Times bestselling author David Duchovny is back with Bucky F*cking Dent, a singular tale that brims with the mirth, poignancy, and profound solitude of modern life. Ted Fullilove, aka Mr. Peanut, is not like other Ivy League grads. He shares an apartment with Goldberg, his beloved battery-operated fish, sleeps on a bed littered with yellow legal pads penned with what he hopes will be the next great American Novel, and spends the waning days of the Carter administration at Yankee Stadium, waxing poetic while slinging peanuts to pay the rent. When Ted hears the news that his estranged father, Marty, is dying of lung cancer, he immediately moves back into his childhood home, where a whirlwind of revelations ensues. The browbeating absentee father of Ted’s youth tries to make up for lost time, but his health dips drastically whenever his beloved Red Sox lose. And so, with help from Mariana—the Nuyorican grief counselor with whom Ted promptly falls in love—and a crew of neighborhood old-timers, Ted orchestrates the illusion of a Boston winning streak, enabling Marty and the Red Sox to reverse the Curse of the Bambino and cruise their way to World Series victory. Well, sort of. David Duchovny’s richly drawn Bucky F*cking Dent explores the bonds between fathers and sons and the age-old rivalry between Yankee fans and the Fenway faithful, and grapples with our urgent need to persevere—and risk everything—in the name of love. Culminating in that fateful moment in October of ’78 when the mighty Bucky Dent hit his way into baseball history with the unlikeliest of home runs, this tender, insightful, and hilarious novel demonstrates how life truly belongs to the losers, and that the long shots are the ones worth betting on.
Author : Briar Budget Planners
Publisher :
Page : 150 pages
File Size : 28,1 MB
Release : 2021-11-15
Category :
ISBN : 9781908567116
This budget journal makes it easy to manage your money, week by week, month by month, one step at a time. Are you ready to: take back control of your finances stop living paycheck to paycheck stop stressing about money and sort your $hit out? This budget planner includes worksheets to help you control your spending and see where the money goes each month. It's undated too, so you can start using it at any time. What are you waiting for? Grab your copy now!
Author : Bill Burr
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 232 pages
File Size : 12,43 MB
Release : 2012-10-09
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1451645694
MONOGAMY HAS MET ITS MATCH When it comes to scoring on the side, this book is your best friend. Comedians Bill Burr, Joe DeRosa, and Robert Kelly have experienced the rich pleasures and unspeakable risks of romantic infidelity, and survived to tell their tales. Now, they impart all the wisdom, advice, and humor they picked up along the way, including how to: * Wipe away your shame and guilt—and get smart before you get hard * Conduct your filth with the right chick, in the right place, at the right time * Take an hour to shower and scour—and fight your worst enemy: glitter * Explain a strange scrunchy, hair extension, or pair of earrings to your girl * Navigate strip clubs, massage parlors, and women of the night Lie like a woman—and call it quits without getting caught Featuring ten true stories from men who’ve lived the life and a link to watch Burr, DeRosa, and Kelly’s hilarious short film of the same name, Cheat is a wickedly smart field guide to philandering that will revolutionize your game.
