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Have You Heard the One About . . .

Author : Justin Sedgwick

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 446 pages

File Size : 20,38 MB

Release : 2017-09-12

Category : Humor

ISBN : 1510729267

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Having trouble finding things to talk about with people? Feeling awkward amidst a tense moment or gap in conversation? Do you need some comic relief? Good news: Your arduous search for the holy giggle ends with this book. Have You Heard the One About . . . includes over 480 pages of gut-busting jokes and amusing anecdotes that readers can memorize and add to their conversational repertoire. These jokes, with their charming wit and large variety of subject matter, are sure to get a chuckle from even the most miserable human-beings! So grab a copy with Have You Heard the One About . . . , it’s the perfect humor reference to study before any party or occasion, or when you feel the need for a good hoot or a ha-ha. Start filling the room with laughter today.



365 Days of Pick-Up Lines

Author : AJBaker

Publisher : AJBaker

Page : 366 pages

File Size : 35,19 MB

Release : 2013-10-05

Category : Self-Help

ISBN :

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Maybe it's just some light hearted entertainment, maybe it will help you find "the one". What ever the case, 365 days of pick up line will make you laugh...and perhaps cringe at recognition!



101 Pick-Up Lines

Author : Nick Wolf

Publisher : Nicholas Wolf

Page : 40 pages

File Size : 46,44 MB

Release : 2008-05-04

Category : Dating (Social customs)

ISBN : 1438252234

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"101 Pick-Up Lines" Is a hilarious pocket sized book. It features a list of 101 of the funniest Pick-Up Lines on earth and will leave you laughing. It was written by "God's Gift To Women" Nick Wolf. This book is the single person best friend, once you own it it would come in handy with all relationships. "When In Doubt, Whip It Out" is the motto you can use when you are in need to impress your love. This book is not dedicated to one friend or family member, but For everybody out there who needs a Pick-Up Line. This Book is the single person's best friend. The book price $9.00 with a portion of the proceeds going to The Relay For Life. For more information go to the books website at: www.freewebs.com/101pickuplines



The Flying Troutmans

Author : Miriam Toews

Publisher : Catapult

Page : 288 pages

File Size : 45,13 MB

Release : 2019-02-12

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1640091718

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"This saga of bad luck and good company is a wry, scary, heartfelt ode to the traverses we have to make in life when we're at the end of our rope and there's no net below us." —ELLE When Hattie's moody boyfriend dumps her in Paris, she returns home to find that her sister Min is in the psych ward again. Freaked out by the prospect of becoming a surrogate mother to Min's kids, Logan and Thebes, Hattie decides to take them in the family van to find their father, last heard to be running an idiosyncratic art gallery in South Dakota. What ensues is a remarkable journey across America, as aunt and kids—through chaos as diverse as their personalities—discover one another to be both far crazier and far more normal than any of them thought.



Mr. Fahrenheit

Author : T. Michael Martin

Publisher : HarperCollins

Page : 220 pages

File Size : 39,48 MB

Release : 2016-04-19

Category : Young Adult Fiction

ISBN : 0062201859

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Super 8 meets Friday Night Lights in this smart and action-packed coming-of-age novel from the author of The End Games, T. Michael Martin. Benji’s lived his whole life in the same sleepy midwestern town—the same town his father grew up in, and his grandfather. But he wants nothing more than to put his past in the rearview mirror as soon as he graduates high school. Benji yearns for a Moment—the Moment that will redeem and transform his ordinary life. The Moment that will propel him into a new, star-bright future. Then one night, the Moment happens: Benji and his tight group of friends—CR, Ellie, and Zeeko—accidentally shoot down a flying saucer in the local quarry. At Benji’s urging, they decide to keep it a secret and solve its mysteries on their own. But as they face threats both earthly and alien, and old tensions among the friends surface, Benji begins to question whether this Moment is the miracle he’s always dreamed of—or a curse that could destroy them all.



World According to Twitter

Author : David Pogue

Publisher : Black Dog & Leventhal

Page : 289 pages

File Size : 10,80 MB

Release : 2009-08-15

Category : Social Science

ISBN : 160376173X

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The wit and wisdom of the Twittersphere captured in a hilarious, occasionally poignant, and often useful collection of hand-picked tweets. New York Times technology columnist David Pogue has tapped into the brilliance of his half-million followers on Twitter by posting a different, thought-provoking question every night. The questions ranged from the earnest ("What's your greatest regret?") to the creative ("Make up a concept for a doomed TV show") to the curious ("What's your great idea to improve the cell phone?"). Out of 25,000 tweets, Pogue has gathered the very best 2,524 into this irresistible, clever, laugh-out-loud funny book. The World According to Twitter is truly a grand social networking experiment, in which thousands of voices have come together to produce a unique and wonderful record of shared human experience. Some samples: Compose the subject line of an email message you really, really don't want to open. To my former sexual partners, as required by law (@markowitz) RE: What seems to have been your car (@pumpkinshirt) From: Your Publisher. Subject: Ha, good one! Could you send the real chapter now, please? (@ Lookshelves) Make up a prequel to a famous movie. Mr. Smith MapQuests Washington (michaelbuckman) Snakes in the Terminal (@justinchambers) Were Running Low on Mohicans (@rllewis) There Goes Private Ryan . . . I Hope He'll Be OK (@slightly99) Describe your 15 minutes of fame. My stepfather was "The agony of defeat" guy on ABC's Wide World of Sports, before the ski jumper (he was the car spinning out at Daytona 500). (@BigDaddy978) I juggled for Clinton's inauguration. 20 minutes of FBI pat-downs, and then I wound up throwing knives around the president anyway. (@McEuen) I'm on a Girl Scout cookie box (have been for 9 years, so it's longer than 15 minutes)! (@libbyfish) Add 1 letter to a famous person's name. Yo Yo



TBH: 51 True Story Collabs

Author : Hunter March

Publisher : Scholastic Inc.

Page : 329 pages

File Size : 46,15 MB

Release : 2017-04-25

Category : Young Adult Nonfiction

ISBN : 1338054007

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Hunter March and his creator friends get honest about what they got right---and more often what they got wrong--in TBH: 51 True Story Collabs. Featuring stories from Alex Aiono, Jenn McAllister, Meg DeAngelis, Lauren Elizabeth, The Merrell Twins, Claudia Sulewski, Andrew Lowe, Aspyn Ovard, Cimorelli, Rebecca Black, Ryan Abe, Alexis G. Zall, Rickey Thompson, Meghan Tonjes, Maddy Whitby, Monica Sherer, Lex Lee, and Aija Mayrock. Hunter March has made a career out of interviewing creators about their lives all while putting his own life on the internet too. But what happens when the cameras turn off? Crushes turn to relationships and parents get divorced. Friendships are made and hearts are broken. Tests get flunked and dreams come true. Sometimes creators' real lives happen off-screen, and in TBH: 51 True Story Collabs, they happen on the page. With thousands of videos and millions of views, it might seem like they've got all the answers. But no one knows it all, so they've collabed to get a little closer to figuring it out. Because TBH, growing up is tough and sometimes you need a little help from your friends.



how to be a cuck.

Author : Gavin Handleman

Publisher : Lulu.com

Page : 86 pages

File Size : 23,6 MB

Release : 2017-12-15

Category : Family & Relationships

ISBN : 1387447300

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how to be a cuck. by Gavin Handleman is a book about the proper way to ask out a girl, how to talk to a girl, and how to love a girl. It is also a self-help guide and tells raunchy tales of my life and how I have eczema and still get laid... if you could t tell by the title. It's quite simple really, AND contained into only 80 or so pages!



Stock Markets, Investments and Corporate Behavior

Author : Michael DEMPSEY

Publisher : World Scientific

Page : 332 pages

File Size : 32,6 MB

Release : 2015-10-29

Category : Business & Economics

ISBN : 1783267003

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"Stock Markets, Investments and Corporate Behavior examines the nature of stock market growth and decline, the function of financial markets, and their implications for commercial companies. Traditionally, finance academics have attempted to understand financial markets and commercial companies as physicists approach their subject matter: with a set of laws in mind that govern the field. But finance is not physics. The academic's approach falsely assumes that financial markets can be understood as systems within which self-interested maximizers behave in logical ways that are coordinated by the invisible hand of the price mechanism. This book demonstrates that finance is more appropriately understood as a field in which investors and finance managers may or may not use rational calculations as the basis of their decision making. This book opens with an effective dismantling of the traditional mathematical approach used to understand and describe markets and corporate financial behavior. In its place, the mathematics of growth and decline is developed anew, while holding to the realization that the decisions of organizations rely on the choices of real people with limited information available to them. The book will appeal to all students who wish to reappraise their knowledge of finance in a thoughtful manner. Specifically, this book is designed to appeal to anyone who wishes to refine their understanding of the nature of stock markets and financial growth, optimal portfolio allocation, option pricing, asset valuation, corporate financial behavior, and what it means to be ethical in our financial institutions."--



WTF Are Men Thinking?

Author : Miguel Almaraz

Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.

Page : 462 pages

File Size : 13,58 MB

Release : 2012-10-01

Category : Family & Relationships

ISBN : 1402265662

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Do You Know Your Guy? 250,000 men give you the answers you need to understand exactly what's in his head... •What habit drives men away? •What really moves him? •What do men flirt so much? •Why doesn't he call? •When should I talk about my ex? •Will he cheat on me? •What makes him commit? •What will cost a girl a second date? •Does he compare me to her? With answers to these and 145 more questions, WTF Are Men Thinking? offers women real answers from 250,000 men. It's a fascinating window into what makes him tick, a priceless handbook for avoiding the pitfalls, mistakes, and problems that are so easy for women to fall into.