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Pug Jokes

Author : Momo Pug

Publisher :

Page : 84 pages

File Size : 44,7 MB

Release : 2016-06-03

Category :

ISBN : 9781533640918

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Why do Pugs hate the rain? They're afraid of stepping in a poodle! What do Pugs call empty jars of cheese whiz? Cheese WAS! Pug Jokes is a hilarious collection of over 30 jokes and more than 80 beautifully illustrated color pages, for and about pugs! Readers will have a blast with this collection of clean jokes, one liners, fart humor, and puns that you'll just have to share with friends and family. It's the perfect gift for pug lovers, dog enthusiasts, and anyone up for canine humor at its very best. Your search for the best book of pug jokes is over! This book is guaranteed to have you, and your pug rolling on the floor begging for more. So TREAT yourself to this side-splitting experience! Here's why Pug Jokes is the best kind of joke book: * Funny Jokes about pugs * Excellent for any pug lover * Cute and colorful illustrations * Hours of fun and entertainment * Perfect for long trips, during half time or while waiting for the pizza delivery guy!



A Pug's Guide to Etiquette

Author : Gemma Correll

Publisher : Dog n Bone

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 11,14 MB

Release : 2013-02-14

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781909313033

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This manual is an essential item for any pug aspiring to be a sophisticated, civilized citizen. Pugs play by their own set of rules. When you want them to sit, they stand; when you want them to stay, they go; and when you want them to stop eating that unidentified item on the floor, well... Traditional schools of canine thought put this behavior down to a stubborn refusal to be trained that's inherent in the bred. Not so. This behaviour is, in fact, down to an ancient set of rules, passed down from pug generation to pug generation. A Pug's Guide to Etiquette attempts to explain these rules, thereby advancing pug-human relations to hitherto unprecedented heights.



101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids

Author : Cesar Dunbar

Publisher : Semsoli

Page : 132 pages

File Size : 50,73 MB

Release : 2020-06-15

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ISBN : 9781970177138

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Get Ready for a Good Laugh - Make Your Children Lol With These Funny Dog Jokes! Why did the dog cross the road? Answer: To get to the 'barking' lot! All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes - 30+ funny illustrations - No profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! Get Your Copy Of: '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador! *** Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. *** Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni! Buy '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids', and get access to all the other jokes! Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest dog jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.



The Day the Dog Dressed Like Dad

Author : Tom Amico

Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Page : 36 pages

File Size : 29,1 MB

Release : 2004-09-07

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1582348774

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Book Description

One day when Dad is out of town, the family dog decides to take over his role by demanding some grub, taking the family on a picnic, and hogging the remote.



Jimbo The Farting Robot

Author : Momo J. Pug

Publisher :

Page : 46 pages

File Size : 33,29 MB

Release : 2021-01-08

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ISBN : 9781087925301

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Jimbo the farting robot has trouble fitting in and discovers that being different actually makes Jimbo one of the most important robots in the lab!



I Could Poop on That

Author : Momo Pug

Publisher :

Page : 46 pages

File Size : 15,33 MB

Release : 2017-07-14

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ISBN : 9781535538602

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Finally! A Pug Kids Book written for Pugs by Pugs! This is the perfect gift for any pug lover! ONE TRICKY PUG is a story about about Momo, a pug who loves her family, Pizza, and Mischief! From the creators of THE PUG JOKE BOOK, this is a funny tale about a tricky pug and his loving family. Pugs are much more than just cute little balls of snuggles. They are fun and adventurous free spirits! With amazing full color illustrations, this pug book will leave you rolling on the floor laughing and asking "Is there anything Momo won't do?" Well there is one thing, and you will never guess the surprise ending in ONE TRICKY PUG ! ... If you love Doug the Pug, Chick 'n' Pug, or Pig and Pug, then check out ONE TRICKY PUG today!



101 Uses for a Pug

Author : Willow Creek Press

Publisher :

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 38,61 MB

Release : 2013

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781623430320

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Book Description

Looking at them, you would never guess that pugs can be so useful and versatile. Yet, if you watch them closely, it s clear to see that these dynamic dogs perform scores of tasks. This book provides photographic proof of pugs functioning as car security systems, weed killers, moist towelettes, foot warmers, and more. In need of some minor garment alterations? Look no further than an industrious pug! A total of 101 uses for a pug reveal why these dogs are so lovable and popular.



Puppy Dog Pals: Bingo and Rolly's Jokes and Riddles

Author : Disney Book Group

Publisher : Disney Electronic Content

Page : 52 pages

File Size : 48,61 MB

Release : 2017-07-25

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1368014445

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Book Description

Bingo and Rolly's Jokes and Riddles is book filled with full color illustrations and hundreds of puppy-themed jokes and riddles. Each page features the show's trademark silliness, making this joke book no laughing matter!



Dog Shaming

Author : Pascale Lemire

Publisher : Crown

Page : 193 pages

File Size : 16,49 MB

Release : 2013-09-24

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0385349343

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Based on the runaway web phenomenon (dogshamingdotcom), Dog Shaming features the most hilarious, most shameful, and never-before-seen doggie misdeeds. Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Dog owners everywhere have found their outlet in Dog Shaming, where they can confess their dogs' biggest (and often grossest!) sins, which turn out to be recognizably universal—complete with snapshots of ridiculously cute but shamed pups who don't seem capable of humping humans, pooping on pillows, or snagging steak straight from a grill. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.



If My Dad Were a Dog

Author : Annabel Tellis

Publisher : Chicken House

Page : 40 pages

File Size : 24,1 MB

Release : 2007

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN :

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"If my dad were a dog, just for a day. I'd tell him to sit, and I'd tell him to stay..." Woof! What kid wouldn't relish the chance to snap a leash on Dad, bark out the commands for a change, then spend the entire day with him in the park? With unfussy photos of a great big slobber-happy Labrador set against cheerful, simple, primary-coloured backgrounds, If My Dad Were a Dog playfully explores, in rhyming text, just what would happen if this wish of every young child came true. Good doggy! Good Daddy!