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Punny Peeps' Silly Cat and Dog Jokes

Author : Lisa Ayotte

Publisher : Bookbaby

Page : 38 pages

File Size : 45,49 MB

Release : 2021-09-17

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781951278137

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32 Silly Cat & Dog jokes, told by the Punny Peeps, that children and their families & friends will love to read over and over again! Funny, engaging pictures help readers to visualize the jokes, making it easier for them to remember the punchlines! Jokes and puns help to increase vocabulary, build critical thinking skills and strengthen emotional intelligence. The benefits of humor and laughter are endless! This is also a great joke book for teachers to use as an ice breaker or during their morning meetings and transition times throughout the school day! Additionally, students can use their imagination to create their own "Peeps" and design scenes to match their favorite jokes! ***Recommended for kids from 1-101!



Punny Peeps' Funny Food Jokes

Author : Lisa Ayotte

Publisher : Bookbaby

Page : 38 pages

File Size : 12,38 MB

Release : 2021-03-02

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781951278113

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32 Funny Food Jokes, told by the Punny Peeps, that kids and their families & friends will love to read over and over again! Silly, engaging pictures help readers to visualize the jokes, making it easier for them to remember the punchlines! Jokes and puns help to increase vocabulary, build critical thinking skills and strengthen emotional intelligence. The benefits of humor and laughter are endless! ***Recommended for kids from 1-101!



250+ Jokes

Author : Johnny B. Laughing

Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Page : 76 pages

File Size : 33,27 MB

Release : 2016-05-26

Category :

ISBN : 9781533425157

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250+ Funny Farm Animal Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 250+ funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of farm animal jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: He heard the referee calling fowls! HAHA! Q: What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? A: Udder chaos! LOL! Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? A: He always said neigh (nay). HAHA! Q: Where do bad pigs go? A: They get sent to the pen. LOL! Q: Why don't chickens like people? A: They beat eggs! HAHA! Q: What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? A: Cows-mopolitan! LOL! Q: Why did the horse miss the joust? A: He had the knight off! 250+ Farm Animal Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) Your farm animal friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This MASSIVE collection of 250+ farm animal jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about farm animals of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your paws on a copy today!



Funny Cuts

Author : Gordon Phillip Hood

Publisher :

Page : 218 pages

File Size : 31,74 MB

Release : 1890

Category : English wit and humor

ISBN :

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Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

Author : Bimisi Tayanita

Publisher :

Page : 32 pages

File Size : 21,14 MB

Release : 2016-12-01

Category :

ISBN : 9781946178039

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Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi and Sumguyen aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. As the sun set over the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native peddler who mimed towards his cart and through his guttural broken english encouraged them to "Put Tony's nuts in your mouth..."60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza washed down the first of Tony's nuts,pen was put to parchment and book four of season one came to be.Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth is the fourth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.



Coloring for Grown-Ups

Author : Ryan Hunter

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 65 pages

File Size : 49,64 MB

Release : 2012-10-30

Category : Games & Activities

ISBN : 0452298253

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The one that started it all, Coloring for Grown-Ups is the first in this famed internet duos hilarious series of coloring books that combines the mindless fun of coloring with the mind-numbing realities of modern adulting. The perfect gift for anyone looking to escape the stress of adulthood. With over 150 videos and 65 million Youtube views to their credit, Ryan Hunter and Taige Jensen know how to make people laugh. Their YouTube video, “Hipster Olympics” racked up nearly four million views, and their hit “The Walken Dead” has been viewed over 1.3 million times. In the first in a series of hilarious coloring books for adults, the duo put their prolific creative talents to work in Coloring for Grown-Ups. The artwork may resemble that of a children’s activity book, but look closer. Offering an ironic look at the stereotypes, habits, and challenges of modern adulthood, Coloring for Grown-Ups is darkly humorous and fun for any occasion—the perfect stocking stuffer for reluctant adults of any age. Perfect for: • White elephant gifts • Funny gifts • Coloring gifts • Gag gifts • Christmas gifts



Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber

Author : Bimisi Tayanita

Publisher :

Page : 32 pages

File Size : 13,17 MB

Release : 2016-12-01

Category :

ISBN : 9781946178046

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Sumguyen has always had a thick mane of hair, in the summer of 2016 he decided to grow a beard. Deep into month three he started to look like an armpit with eyeballs.It was a sultry August night in Old Town Scottsdale as Bimisi and Sumguyen made their way from one bar to another. They took pause to to enjoy the rhythms of a homeless crooner who was soulfully picking his guitar. When Sumguyen threw a five into his tip jar the artist looked up, thanked him with a nod and said, "That is a beautiful beard. My friend Brenda has a beard just like that, but hers doesn't talk."A fair amount of beer sprayed from Bimisi's nose...and just like that they had their subject matter for the final book of season one. Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber is the fifth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.



The Other End of the Leash

Author : Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.

Publisher : Ballantine Books

Page : 289 pages

File Size : 33,78 MB

Release : 2009-02-19

Category : Pets

ISBN : 0307489183

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Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.



The World's Best Funny Rhymes

Author : Joseph Rosenbloom

Publisher : Sterling Publishing (NY)

Page : 132 pages

File Size : 20,65 MB

Release : 1989

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9780806969688

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Contains more than 200 short, humorous poems from anonymous sources.



Let's Pretend This Never Happened

Author : Jenny Lawson

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 384 pages

File Size : 20,93 MB

Release : 2012-04-17

Category : Biography & Autobiography

ISBN : 1101573082

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The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside