Rusty Wilson's Alaskan Bigfoot Campfire Stories


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Always wanted to go see Alaska, the 49th state, but never could work it out? Well, never fear, because after reading these stories, you'll probably change your mind and decide to instead visit someplace safe and predictable. In this baker's dozen of all new and original stories from Rusty Wilson, the World's Greatest Bigfoot Storyteller, you'll see an Alaska that few see, an Alaska that maybe even fewer want to see, and an Alaska that puts all the other states to shame for mysterious places and happenings, as well as having the highest number per capita of people who go missing without a trace. Come read about a photographer who finally gets his wish to see the Northern Lights, only to find there are other things that glow in the Arctic wilds-then read about the Kodiak bear guide who finds much more than he was hunting for-and there's the soldier who ends up finding something just a little unusual while out surveying the Alcan Highway-then read about the native Alaskan who's haunted by a dream of epic proportions-and, if you dare, ride along with a young native girl on a snowmachine as her attempt to save her mother's life looks like it may end in sinister disaster-and there's the strange sight seen by two roustabouts out checking an oil pipeline-and the bush pilot who sees a chilling sight on one of Alaska's largest glaciers-and the story of almost catching something besides salmon in fish camp-then read about the elusive and very destructive Copper People-two guys who go hunting with a drone and find exactly what they were looking for after they've changed their minds-and a woman who finds there's much more to the deep wilderness than what can be seen-then read about unexpected trouble in Alaska's version of the Bermuda Triangle-and finally, explore the deep rainforest of strange and mysterious Yakobi Island, hoping you live to tell about it. All these and more great campfire tales are guaranteed to make you happy you're safe and sound in your house instead of listening to a strange howling in the darkness from inside your thin nylon tent, deep in the Alaskan wilds. Or, if you're truly the adventurous type, maybe you'll want to buy a thin nylon tent and head to Alaska, but good luck if you do! Fly-fishing guide Rusty Wilson spent years collecting these stories from his clients around the campfire, stories guaranteed to scare the pants off you-or make you want to meet the Big Guy! "I don't typically get a lot of clients from Alaska, as they have their own great fishing holes up there, but I do have many who were originally from Alaska and have moved Outside (what the Alaskans call the rest of the world). Some of the absolute best stories I've ever heard came from these intrepid souls, many who are far braver than I think I could ever be, given the often hairy circumstances they experienced." -Rusty Wilson




Rusty Wilson's Favorite Bigfoot Campfire Stories


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A compilation of tales focusing on human interactions with bigfoot.




Bigfoot: The Dark Side


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Ready for stories about the scarier side of Bigfoot by the World's Greatest Bigfoot Story Teller? Fly-fishing guide Rusty Wilson spent years collecting these tales from his clients around the campfire, stories guaranteed to make sure you won't want to go out after dark. Be sure to go to a friend's house to read them, because you won't want to be alone, and whatever you do, don't walk home by yourself! Come read about a most unusual resort house in Washington's Palouse country-then read about the strange Yellowstone Fog and the secrets it holds-come along to mysterious Alaska where an archaeologist makes a find he wishes he hadn't-find out if a human can outwit a bloodthirsty Bigfoot by climbing high in a tree-visit a unique house set in the Utah desert-then climb high on Canada's highest peak, Mt. Logan, where something malevolent awaits you. Another great book from Rusty Wilson, Bigfoot expert and storyteller-tales for both the Bigfoot believer and those who just enjoy a good story.




Rusty Wilson's Bigfoot Campfire Stories


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"Flyfishing guide Rusty Wilson spent years collecting these stories from his clients around the campfire, stories guaranteed to scare the pants off you - or make you want to meet the Big Guy"--Cover




Yellowstone Bigfoot Campfire Stories


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Ever thought about visiting Yellowstone, the world's first national park? Be sure to read these stories before you go, especially if you want to see the hidden side of the park. Or better yet, read them at night by headlamp while camped in one of the park's beautiful campgrounds, listening to wolves howling in the distance-and are you sure it's really wolves?Fly-fishing guide Rusty Wilson, known as the World's Greatest Bigfoot Story Teller, has spent years collecting these tales from his clients around the campfire, stories guaranteed to make sure you won't want to go out after dark. Come read about a most unusual occupation in Yellowstone's harsh winters-join an ambitious couple who decide to start a bed and breakfast in the park only to discover they're not particularly wanted-go along on a fantastic vision quest deep in the heart of Yellowstone's highest mountains-come soak in the eerie Boiling River at night-ride along with a snowplow driver for a most unique experience on Yellowstone's wintry roads-witness a Bigfoot tragedy in the making near Old Faithful-experience strange inexplicable events while hiking in the backcountry-help a wildlife biologist with a most unusual and hair-raising task-then read about the strange Yellowstone Fog and the secrets it holds. But be sure you're not alone in the woods while reading these stories, and whatever you do, don't go hiking by yourself! Another great book from Rusty Wilson, Bigfoot expert and storyteller-tales for both the Bigfoot believer and those who just enjoy a good story.







Rusty Wilson's More Bigfoot Campfire Stories


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Another great book from Rusty Wilson, Bigfoot expert and storyteller. This is the sequel to Rusty's first collection of Bigfoot campfire stories, tales for both the Bigfoot believer and those who just enjoy a good story! Flyfishing guide Rusty Wilson spent years collecting these stories from his clients around the campfire, stories guaranteed to scare the pants off you-or make you want to meet the Big Guy! Come read about a Bigfoot ghost town - being stalked in the high mountains of Colorado - a Bigfoot and his stolen dogpack - a BIgfoot caught in a pothole deep in a canyon of Utah - the Bigfoot who tried to hijack a train in Oregon - what happened when a Bigfoot finally revealed itself to its caretaker - and many more great campfire tales...but only if you don't want to go to sleep at night... "It always amazes me how the quietest person can often have the scariest tale. I think Bigfoot is attracted to thinkers." -Rusty Wilson Also available in Kindle format on Amazon.




Bigfoot Horror Stories


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If there's one thing that should never be on your bucket list, it's to cross paths with a sasquatch in the forest. Some people think they are cute and cuddly--even friendly--but sasquatches can be some of the most frightening creatures on earth. If you buy this book, prepare to be shocked, scared, and even terrified. The Bigfoot Horror Stories series offers a uniquely different, frightening, and unfiltered perspective about the creepiest, scariest encounters, sightings, and confrontations with the elusive forest giants known as the North American Bigfoot. Get it now.




Bigfoot Terror in the Woods


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This book is a compilation of sightings, encounters and evidential findings as they pertain to Bigfoot in North America and those who have encountered them.




The Onion Book of Known Knowledge


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Are you a witless cretin with no reason to live? Would you like to know more about every piece of knowledge ever? Do you have cash? Then congratulations, because just in time for the death of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only one you will ever need: The Onion's compendium of all things known. Replete with an astonishing assemblage of facts, illustrations, maps, charts, threats, blood, and additional fees to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge is packed with valuable information -- such as the life stages of an Aunt; places to kill one's self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or "pail." With hundreds of entries for all 27 letters of the alphabet, The Onion Book of Known Knowledge must be purchased immediately to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.