Scumbags


Book Description

Scumbags is a crime thriller and drama with an underlying romantic subplot about four teenagers in a small working-class city where only the strongest, smartest, and sometimes dirtiest survive. Two of the four boys are brothers, while all four of them have suffered less-than-ideal circumstances on the home front. The four Scumbags, as they come to be called, do any and everything necessary to survive. One night, the four lifelong friends attempt to carjack a drunken stranger to help advance their small-time marijuana business. When the stranger decides to try his luck, he is accidentally shot. The boys flee in the stolen car but end up in a terrible car accident, where the driver, who happened to have planned the crime himself, ends up stuck in the wreckage. He tells the others to run and to save themselves, as the police sirens in the distance are rapidly approaching. They reluctantly do as he wishes and leave him to the police. He is sentenced to four years for aggravated assault and grand theft auto. In his absence, the remaining Scumbags take their criminal activities to the next level, swapping out their marijuana for heroin. They also involve themselves in a kidnapping and extortion ring, where they target rich and powerful men with dirty and dark secrets. They use the secrets, along with the kidnapping of their target's child or children, to extort large sums of money and make sure they stay silent. Once their fourth member is released at the age of eighteen, he is quickly thrown into the fire with both of their new business dealings. They pick a rich and powerful man for their last target. By then, they'll have earned enough money to gracefully bow out of the streets for good and turn to legitimate ways of earning income. Their target has other plans than to concede to them and has his men prepare for war, while the leader of the Scumbags unwillingly falls in love with their target's daughter, who happens to be their hostage. The two form a bond that is undeniable and causes them to question everything they know about themselves. The drama reaches its boiling point during the hostage and money exchanges when an old jailhouse beef resurfaces and causes the death toll the quickly rise. In the end, there are only two survivors. The two young lovebirds must quickly decide what they will choose to do with their suddenly at-risk lives. Do they part ways and listen to their brains, or do they run off together, following their hearts to wherever that may take them? There is a sequel to Scumbags, titled "Scumbags 2 LIAR (Loyalty Isn't Always Real)" that I have written, and it needs only to be edited for the final draft if there should be interest in one.




The Scumbag #1


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"JAZZ APPLE ARMAGEDDON," Part One The fate of the world rests in the hands of the worst person on it! NEW ONGOING SERIES from the writer of DEADLY CLASS! RICK REMENDER launches an all-new comedy espionage series, THE SCUMBAG—the story of Ernie Ray Clementine, a profane, illiterate, drug-addicted biker with a fifth-grade education. He’s the only thing standing between us and total Armageddon because this dummy accidentally received a power-imbuing serum, making him the world’s most powerful super spy. This new ongoing series will feature a murderers’ row of all-star artistic talent rotating each issue. The first issue showcases the stunning work of LEWIS LaROSA, with subsequent chapters and covers by brilliant talents such as ANDREW ROBINSON, ERIC POWELL, TULA LOTAY, WES CRAIG, ROLAND BOSCHI, SIMONE DI MEO, MARGUERITE SAUVAGE, DUNCAN FEGREDO, YANICK PAQUETTE, MIKE McKONE, DAVE JOHNSON, MORENO DINISIO, and many more!




School for Scumbags


Book Description

Harry Potter meets The Dirty Dozen: a witty, acerbic black comedy.




Godless


Book Description

D as a young man is trapped in a town of hopelessness, helplessness and despair, yearning to be freed from the anguish of his desolation and misery. Desperately wanting out of the small, depressing old paper mill town in which he lives, it's obvious that D is haunted by something terrifying but something that is not in his awareness.




SEO for Non Scumbags


Book Description

SEO has an image problem, and rightfully so. Historical tactics that have worked include begging, hacking, spamming, and scamming. But bringing search traffic to your site is an effective and vital marketing tactic. So how do you navigate this? How can you win without selling your soul?




Knuckle Balled


Book Description

"Anything that represents and reveals the most painful and disgusting parts of ourselves and our society, and does so with glee and humor -heals us by the very act of its creation. Knuckle Balled has fun while accomplishing this." E. Elias Merhige / Shadow of the Vampire Following the Vampire holocaust in LA, RJ and Eldritch find themselves in Austin with bait's younger sister, Pinball, searching for the great L Byron Nghtyshade--the only one Eldritch believes can help them. But Austin is weirder than the duo could have imagined. Not only are there more vamp gangs hindering RJ's mission, they're more insane than their LA counterparts and addicted to harder drugs than heroin. The obstacles push Rj into a pit of self-loathing and doubt of saving Pinbill from her sister's fate. As the chances of survival dim, and RJ is given one final chance at redemption, he must confront the one true evil... himself. More scummy, bloody, and heroin-y than the first book, Stepek gives the genre another twist in his unique take on the undead and their ongoing drug wars. With more scum, more blood, and more drug-induced mayhem than the first book, Stepek gives the genre another twist in his unique take on the undead and their ongoing drug wars.




Scumbags Wild


Book Description

The story is not a book of fiction. In Australia, we are losing our grip on the most sacred and fundamental rights that we have fought and paid for with many lives; our democracy, human rights and freedom.Politicians, police and even the legal fraternity are undermining the fundamental Australian rule-of-law to the point where we can no longer distinguish between the good officials and the scumbags. Moreover, people in authority use their power to degrade our privacy and legal rights, with the social divide between rich and poor growing every day.In Western Australia, the legal system has a history of epic failures and unsolved crimes. This story is about one of the recent failures. Imagine being convicted of wilful murder. There is no body, no murder weapon, no motive and the only significant witness for the prosecution is a narcissistic, convicted double-murderer who had many years shaved off his 30-year sentence for his uncorroborated testimony. Experts have since debunked the flimsy and manufactured evidence presented in court, yet the accused has remained in prison since 2002. Due to draconian Western Australian laws, the accused has exhausted his right to appeal and now cannot get anyone in power to listen or review the irrefutable new evidence, including a recorded confession.Justice and a fair go in Western Australia does indeed end at the rabbit-proof fence.




Scumbags Act I


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A blistering space adventure, Scumbags Act I tells the story of a group of wormhole travelling misfits, Helter, Skelter, Hocus and Pocus, who along with a bored biologist, an acoustical master and Bobby the Ink, band together to fight the ultimate cataclysm. An imploding Universe. But a powerful adversary, Baram Baram the Ink dictator, wants to profit from their failure and aims to enslave all known worlds. As they bounce from one planet to another, leaving behind a trail of comedy and destruction, various gangs and armies are yet to decide which side to take. However, the balance of power is thrown off when Queen Bon Bon and her army of magnificent maiden warriors follow the money and declare war on the Scumbags. The part of space in which the Big Bang occurred, will witness the greatest battle ever fought among all known worlds, as they try to get their hands on the antimatter in order to weaponize it. But Sonny, the abducted museum curator (don't get me started), has other plans. You gotta love those Scumbags.




Scumbag Loser


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High-schooler Masahiko Murai has exactly one thing going for him: a keen sense of smell. Not exactly the sort of defining trait that helps someone become one of the popular kids, especially given the malodorous scents he finds particularly appealing. But that's okay. He's set the bar pretty low in terms of his expectations. He doesn't have to be cool or popular -- or even liked. Just as long as he isn't the biggest loser, he can get by. As luck would have it, there's always been one rung lower on his class's social ladder, but when the "biggest loser" gets a girlfriend, a panicked Masahiko pulls a name out of his past -- Haruka Mizusawa -- playing the long-distance relationship card in a desperate attempt to keep his worst nightmare from becoming reality. Naturally everyone's skeptical, but when Haruka shows up at school the next day and backs up Masahiko's story, their skepticism is quickly laid to rest. You'd think that Masahiko was off the hook... But what he failed to share with his classmates was that Haruka actually died years earlier...so who's turned up wearing her face, and why is she playing along with him at all...? Masahiko's about to learn that there are far more horrifying fates than being the biggest loser in school...




The Scumbag #9


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"MOONFLOWER," Part Four Ernie has double- and triple-crossed so many people he doesn't even remember what side he's on, so how is he the one getting backstabbed? Scorpionus and Moonflower enact their plans: one wants to control how we look, the other wants to control how we thinkÑwho will win? Nobody!