1001 Sexcapades to Do If You Dare


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An exciting sex life isn't just for Playboys or Playboy bunnies anymore. With this book on your nightstand, you will be challenged to throw away your inhibitions, increase your pleasure, and keep boredom out of your bedroom for good! There's plenty to keep the passion alive with new positions, new locations, and new twists on old favorites. You will be tempted to try all sorts of new sexual maneuvers and put yourself in different kinds of erotic situations with dares like: have an "Everything But…" fashion show/sex romp series; host your own hot movie festival; have a (voluntary) dry spell; practice yoga together … in the nude; slip a pair of your panties, his favorites, into his pocket before he leaves for work; and more! Looking for a more adventurous session in the sack? Then try this book—if you dare.




Sexcapades


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Competing with one another for the same CEO position, lovers Nick and Natalie find themselves independently courted by bisexual Board of Directors member Justin, who sleeps with both of them while deciding which one he will promote.




The Best of Sexcapades


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Sexcapades


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Petra Clark's blog Sexcapades inspires women to embrace sexuality. What readers don't know is that her advice isn't based on personal experience. Despite erotic fantasies about the hot guy at her local coffee shop, social anxiety keeps Petra from connecting with real men in the real world. She's more comfortable as PC, sparring online with her nemesis, the cocky D. Williams. Counselor by day, blogger by night, Darcy Williams gets a thrill countering PC's female-friendly advice with a macho slant. And when both blogs are nominated for an award, he's intrigued by the chance to finally meet the woman who's been driving him wild with her Sexcapades. When Petra runs into her coffee-shop crush at the awards party, sparks fly—and so do their clothes. Only after multiple orgasms does she realize who Darcy really is: the competition. Now they're facing accusations of fraud, with stalking and blackmail thrown in. But perhaps most frightening of all are the feelings growing between them… 51,000 words




Sexipes


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gOOD fOOD, gOOD sEX, RECIPES, SEX, SUPERHEAD, Chrystale Wilson, Players Club, Ice Cube, relationships




Condoms and Hot Tubs Don't Mix


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Sex in the real world isn't as glamorous or tidy as romance novels or pornography frequently portray. Real, consensual sex is messy, goofy, and sometimes a total disaster. These stories, essays, poems, and comics revolve around the awkwardness of sex. Sometimes, it's funny. Sometimes, it's heart-crushing. But all the times, it's real.




Sexipes Blk&Wht


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A collection of erotic short stories and sexy recipes which will keep you intrigued and informed.




Bethany's Horny Haven


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Lauren said, "He's hot for you, Bethany. He says, 'That cute ass next door, I'd like to sink my teeth into it!'" "But Lauren - would you - let Tom - your husband - and me..." The other laughed. "Honey, this is Horny Haven." Bethany recalled the panties under the highboy, and Lauren's mention of broads juicing the bedsheets. Goodness, did they have - orgies? And the party tonight, what would it be like? No matter how long and strong Bethany's lover, he still can't bring her to climax. Despite all manner of positions, she is constantly denied that blissful release. What could possibly be wrong with this constantly horny young housewife? To the rescue comes Lauren, Beth's equally lascivious neighbor. But will Bethany go through with Lauren's suggestion of a steamy session with Lauren's husband? What follows is full same-room swinging action; from group-menages, to Lesbian gamahuching, MMF ruttings, to multiple aperture adventures. This new found hedonistic lifestyle suits Beth right to the mound. And so enlightened she seeks to educate her husband to the new-found wantonness she has bloomed into, now reaching those oft-denied peaks to take full control in sumptuously graphic fem-domineering fashion. A horny haven for all the neighborhood. How very naughty!




Priest


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There are many rules a priest can't break. A priest cannot marry. A priest cannot abandon his flock. A priest cannot forsake his God. I've always been good at following rules. Until she came. Then I learned new rules. My name is Tyler Anselm Bell. I'm twenty-nine years old. Six months ago, I broke my vow of celibacy on the altar of my own church, and God help me, I would do it again. I am a priest and this is my confession.




I Know I Am, But What Are You?


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Candid, outspoken, laugh-out-loud funny essays from the much-loved Samantha Bee, the Most Senior Correspondent on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart . Critics have called her “sweet, adorable, and vicious.” But there is so much more to be said about Samantha Bee. For one, she’s Canadian. Whatever that means. And now, she opens up for the very first time about her checkered Canadian past. With charming candor, she admits to her Lennie from Of Mice and Men–style love of baby animals, her teenage crime spree as one-half of a car-thieving couple (Bonnie and Clyde in Bermuda shorts and braces), and the fact that strangers seem compelled to show her their genitals. She also details her intriguing career history, which includes stints working in a frame store, at a penis clinic, and as a Japanese anime character in a touring children’s show. Samantha delves into all these topics and many more in this thoroughly hilarious, unabashedly frank collection of personal essays. Whether detailing the creepiness that ensues when strangers assume that your mom is your lesbian lover, or recalling her girlhood crush on Jesus (who looked like Kris Kristofferson and sang like Kenny Loggins), Samantha turns the spotlight on her own imperfect yet highly entertaining life as relentlessly as she skewers hapless interview subjects on The Daily Show. She shares her unique point of view on a variety of subjects as wide ranging as her deep affinity for old people, to her hatred of hot ham. It’s all here, in irresistible prose that will leave you in stitches and eager for more.