Show Me Your Cock


Book Description

"Show Me Your Cock" is a children's poetry book for adults about a young boy being shown several roosters throughout his lifetime. It is a quest that you will undoubtedly follow with great anticipation. From his neighbor to his best friend, he is shown many different varieties of roosters. What cock will he see next and how? ANYBODY can enjoy it. Even your grandma will want to see what kind of cock will be on the next page. Read it to a crowd or cheer up an angry hobo with "Show Me Your Cock".




Cock


Book Description

But that's what this is, isn't it? The ultimate bitch fight. When John takes a break from his boyfriend, his accidentally meets the girl of his dreams. Filled with guilt and indecision, he decides there is only one way to straighten this out . . . Mike Bartlett's metrosexual play about love and longing provides us with questions of who we are and who we want to be. John's refusal to fix his identity disturbs and disrupts the lives of those around him in this contemporary tale of sex without nudity and struggle without violence. Mike Bartlett's punchy story takes a playful, candid look at one man's sexuality and the difficulties that arise when you realise you have a choice. Cock premiered at the Royal Court Theatre, London, on 13 November 2009. It is published here in the Modern Classics series, featuring an introduction by Mark O'Thomas.




My Cock and I


Book Description

You're sure to get choked up over this tale of two inseparable best friends! My Cock and I is a whimsical short story of a boy and his impressive rooster that may leave more than just your eyes wet. For those who are good with their hands, coloring and activity pages grace the tail end of this masterful work, making it the perfect gift for friends with discriminating taste in sophomoric humor and heavy innuendo. Features: - 16 Full-Color Story Pages- 8 Activity and Coloring Pages




Spot the Cock


Book Description

They seek them here, they seek them there, these cocks are simply everywhere! But can you spot the cock? But are you beady-eyed enough to find a penis poking out in different locations? From the deepest depths of space to shark-infested waters, hone your sleuthing skills in this wickedly funny and ever-so-slightly naughty search and find book. It features a raft of cleverly designed and intricately detailed full-color illustrations, each posing a new and formidable challenge as you hunt for the phallic graphic. The "cock" can be spotted across a veritable cornucopia of spreads, including these hilarious scenarios: Nestled within the New York City skyline Battling to be found aboard a Viking warship Finding itself launched into outer space Carefully concealed within a treasure map Hone your sleuthing skills with this wickedly funny and ever-so-slightly naughty puzzle book. Spot the Cock is the perfect gift for anyone who likes a cheeky chuckle.




Chocolate, the Consuming Passion


Book Description

Sandra Boynton brings smiles to every chocolate lover.




Cock-A-Doodle Dudley


Book Description

Dudley the rooster's ability to make the sun rise with his crowing is questioned by a spiteful goose, whose malice almost destroys the popular rooster.




Cock-A-Doodle Doo, I Love You!


Book Description

Say hello to all your favorite farm animals, in this tall board book featuring five soft, touch-and-feel tails! Cuddle up with your little one and this whimsical touch-and-feel tall board book! Babies and toddlers will love recognizing the call-and-response of their favorite farm animals and touching the soft, tactile tails that appear on every spread. With rhyming text, adorable farm animals, and an irresistible touch-and-feel, this board book is the perfect way to engage your little one at storytime and remind them just how loved they are!




Love Me Back


Book Description

"Sharp and dangerous and breathtaking.... A defiant story about a young woman choosing the life and motherhood that is best for her, without apology.” —Roxane Gay, bestselling author of Bad Feminist Marie is a waitress at an upscale Dallas steakhouse, attuned to the appetites of her patrons and gifted at hiding her private struggle as a young single mother behind an easy smile and a crisp white apron. It’s a world of long hours and late nights, and Marie often gives in to self-destructive impulses, losing herself in a tangle of bodies and urgent highs as her desire for obliteration competes with a stubborn will to survive. Pulsing with a fierce and feral energy, Love Me Back is an unapologetic portrait of a woman cutting a precarious path through early adulthood and the herald of a powerful new voice in American fiction.




It Looks Like a C**k!


Book Description

We live in a beautiful, enchanting world, a startling universe resplendent with a cornucopia of multitudinous delights – the laughter of a child; the first rainfall after an endless, sweltering summer; the twinkling reflection of a full moon over a calm midnight lake on a cool autumnal night; a freshly baked ciabatta, straight from a Tuscan oven, coquettishly handed to you by an olive skinned, raven-haired, nubile signorina by the name of Bernadetta. This much we know. Oh yeah, and there are some things that look like c**ks. This is a hilarious, full-color book of things in this world that look like c**ks, and will appeal as a gag gift, an impulse buy, a naughty stocking stuffer, a little something for a bachelorette party, for frat boys and anyone else interested in things that look like c**ks.




Sexiest Erotica


Book Description

This book is a collection of 120 steamy, erotic stories that will ignite your passions and leave you wanting more. It is sure to provide hours of tantalizing reading pleasure.