There's a Snake in the Toilet


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After Ollie Sullivan has a run-in with a bully, winds up suspended, and cries in front of everybody, he finally makes it home, only to find a boa in his toilet.




Snake in My Toilet


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There's a giant snake loose in the apartment building. He keeps showing up in the most embarrassing places . Can Cameron find the snake before he gets hurt ... or killed? Reading level: Grade 2.2. (Lexile 340L) Interest level: Grades 3-6+ HIP JR titles feature preteen characters in exciting and sometimes humorous situations. Geared to reluctant readers in Grades 4-8/




Demons in Comedy (Alloy Edition)


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Brief Descriptions: 100 various demons animated through short jokes and humorous stories. The 100 commandments via comedy. An elucidation of the structure of comedy in a hands-on way. The bible of comedy so probably the real satanic bible. A vehicle for me to get onto the Joe Rogan podcast (probably a UFO). Nerdy Description: Distillate of Demons in Comedy (Part I) and Demons in Comedy (Part II), and thus a spiritual diagramming of consensus sin pioneering in the vigor of its triad of granularity, order, and scope and corresponding collection of jokes capped at one hundred words for implicit yet potent definition of each corresponding demon, indication of the link between comedy and consensus sin, and elucidation of much of the nature of comedy itself. A reasonable expectation for the quality of the material is as follows: 1/4 jokes great 1/4 jokes good 1/4 jokes average 1/4 jokes bad The failures should join the successes in elucidating joke-writing through showing corresponding imprudence rather than shrewdness. Ignore the publication date. This is the 3rd and final generation. 1st Generation (Letdown): 2020 2nd Generation (Impressive): 2022 3rd Generation (Oh Baby): 2024




The Last Snake Man


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A herpetologist of international standing, Stevens not only provides a fascinating insight into the world of dangerous reptiles and wild animals, but also a captivating history of his own diverse and dramatic life experiences. Whether on landmine duty for the South African army in Angola or entering the Guinness Book of Records for spending 107 days and nights locked in a cage with 36 deadly snakes, Stevens' adventures are guaranteed to have readers gripped with fear, yet also laughing at the bizarre nature of it all.




The Exploding Toilet


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Hey, did you hear about the guy who dropped a lit cigarette into the toilet without seeing the gasoline rags soaking in the bowl? Of course you did, it happened to your cousin's gym teacher. Or was it your gym teacher's cousin? Story tellers David Holt and Bill Mooney follow up their previous hit, Spiders in the Hairdo, with a whole new collection of modern urban legends. Here you'll find stupid criminals, government SNAFUs, scary stories, and a section featuring the Internet. These stories are too good not to pass on. Once you start telling them, your friends will say you're on a roll!




The Snake's Pass


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There’s a Snake in My School! (Read aloud by David Walliams)


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From Number One bestselling picture book duo, David Walliams and Tony Ross, comes this ssssspectacularly funny picture book for children of 3 and up.




Wisdom Of Solomon, The: The Genius And Legacy Of Solomon Golomb


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Solomon Wolf Golomb left an unparalleled legacy of accomplishment and recognition for his work in the applications of mathematics to coding and communication theory. His legacy also includes a host of individuals whose lives and careers were immeasurably enriched by their interactions with him. The co-editors have attempted to collect many articles/essays in this volume, of a not-too-technical sort, by a representative collection of such individuals. Among their motivations is the wish to convince the reader of the incredibly prescient choice of his given name.The first section consists of three articles which have already appeared elsewhere, by noted experts in the fields where the majority of Sol's contributions lie — mathematics, computer science and electrical engineering. The second section consists of three articles by the co-editors in memory of and tribute to Sol. The third section contains 25-30 articles by Sol's family, friends, students, colleagues, etc. They cover a great range of topics and vary widely in length, technicality and other aspects. In the last section are contributions by Sol himself, covering various aspects of his career and interests, as well as other related material.




Chutin' the Bull


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Research has shown that laughter increases serotonin levels. Read this book and take plenty of fluids. In Chutin' the Bull, psychotherapist Mark George examines the distracted mind and finds hope for change in a crazy world; one where people and animals talk out their dilemmas. Whether it's goldfish hoping for a better life, a poor soul overcoming a fear of snakes in his toilet, or a couple breaking up over syntax, this book is filled with creatures engaging in healing conversations to cope with life's stresses...and funny things happen! Where do serial killers go for help? Are we teaching our kids to become socialists? Why does "going green" frankly stink when you get right down to it? Join Mark George as he tries to make sense of utter nonsense through hilarious dialogues of people and animals seeking relief in a stressed-out world!




Due for Discard


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Sharon St. George had the good fortune to spend an idyllic childhood in a small northern California town, riding horseback and camping with her family in the nearby mountains. One of her favorite pastimes was reading fiction, and a trip to the library was always an occasion of great joy. She's traded horses for llamas, but she still treks to the high mountain lakes near her home--always with a mystery novel in her backpack. Sharon's writing credits include three plays, several years writing advertising copy, a book on NASA's space food project, and feature stories too numerous to count. She holds dual degrees in English and Theatre Arts, and occasionally acts in, or directs, one of her local community theater productions. Sharon is a member of Sisters in Crime and Mystery Writers of America, and she serves as program director for Writers Forum, a nonprofit organization for writers in northern California. Due for Discard is her first novel. For more information, go to sharonstgeorge.com.