The Quote Verifier


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Our language is full of hundreds of quotations that are often cited but seldom confirmed. Ralph Keyes's The Quote Verifier considers not only classic misquotes such as "Nice guys finish last," and "Play it again, Sam," but more surprising ones such as "Ain't I a woman?" and "Golf is a good walk spoiled," as well as the origins of popular sayings such as "The opera ain't over till the fat lady sings," "No one washes a rented car," and "Make my day." Keyes's in-depth research routinely confounds widespread assumptions about who said what, where, and when. Organized in easy-to-access dictionary form, The Quote Verifier also contains special sections highlighting commonly misquoted people and genres, such as Yogi Berra and Oscar Wilde, famous last words, and misremembered movie lines. An invaluable resource for not just those with a professional need to quote accurately, but anyone at all who is interested in the roots of words and phrases, The Quote Verifier is not only a fascinating piece of literary sleuthing, but also a great read.




They Never Said It


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Abraham Lincoln never said, "You cannot fool all the people all the time." Thomas Jefferson never said, "That government is best which governs least." And Horace Greeley never said, "Go west, young man." In They Never Said It, Paul F. Boller, Jr. and John George examine hundreds of misquotations, incorrect attributions, and blatant fabrications, outlining the origins of the quotes and revealing why we should consign them to the historical trashcan. Many of the misquotes are quite harmless. Some are inadvertent misquotes that have become popular (Shakespeare actually said, "The best part of valor is discretion"), others, the inventions of reporters embellishing a story (Franklin Roosevelt never opened a speech to a DAR group with the salutation, "My fellow immigrants"). But some of the quotes, such as Charles Darwin's supposed deathbed recantation of evolution, falsify the historical record with their blatant dishonesty. And other chillingly vicious ones, filled with virulent racial and religious prejudices, completely distort the views of the person supposedly quoted and spread distrust and hatred among the gullible. These include the forged remarks attributed to Benjamin Franklin that Jews should be excluded from America and the fabricated condemnation of Catholics attributed to Lincoln. An entertaining and thought-provoking book, They Never Said It covers a great deal of history and sets it right. Going beyond a mere catalog of popular misconceptions, Boller and George reveal how rightists and leftists, and atheists and evangelists all have at times twisted and even invented the words of eminent figures to promote their own ends. The ultimate debunking reference, it perfectly complements handbooks of quotations.




The Mourning Bride


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The Genius of the Beast


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Is global capitalism on its last legs? Is the era of American leadership over? Has the West begun a decline into a new Dark Age? Does American civilization deserve to survive? These are the unnerving questions raised by the Great Crash of 2009. This book presents a radically new answer, insisting that global society has only begun to realize its full potential. Author Howard Bloom argues that there’s a hidden mandate beneath the surface of capitalism: "It’s struggling to whisper and rumble its message to you and me. That hidden imperative can lift us from economic crisis, can make us a leader in the next-generation economy, and can dramatically upgrade our ability to empower our fellow human beings." Bloom sees crisis as opportunity, opportunity for the whole human race. In more than eighty short, fast chapters, insights appear suddenly, like the quick bursts of flashbulbs, taking the reader on a sweeping tour of human history, from the Stone Age to the present. Every chapter conveys a radically new way to see the astonishing mechanism we call "Western Civilization." Bloom marvels at how humans have turned toxic waste into food and fuel, trash into treasure, and garbage into gold. He shows how we've produced material miracles based on immaterial things—passion, persistence, and fantasy. He shows that what many regard as the end is just the beginning. The beginning of something you've never before imagined. The author explains why the secret to capitalism’s next great leap does not lie in new financial tricks, but in tapping things right under our noses in radically new ways—that is, tapping our imagination, our desire to feel useful, our desire to help others, and our desire to be recognized for contributing to the welfare of humanity. The key to next-generation capitalism lies in a big-picture view that's utterly unlike anything you've previously perceived. A big-picture view that will startle you. A big-picture view with which you can ignite the world, get a new handle on your life, and help transform society. This brilliant, inspirational work of daring ideas and breathtaking research offers more than hope. It offers unseen levels of understanding. Understanding that can literally redefine what it means to be a human being.




The Chronicles of Harris Burdick


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A collection of stories based on illustrations in Chris Van Allsburg's The Mysteries of Harris Burdick.




Forget the Facelift


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In Forget the Facelift, Dr. Doris J. Day brings her full-service dermatology practice to you. Not only does she provide a skin-care regimen for beautiful, glowing skin and detailed descriptions of all the latest wrinkle erasers and rejuvenating skin treatments, Dr. Day takes caring for your skin a step further. In this book, you'll find recipes for making homemade facial cleansers, masks, and scrubs, as well as menus, recipes, and fitness tips to get you on the road to eating right and exercising for your skin's health. Rounding out Dr. Day's program for ageless skin is a list of skin saboteurs that readers must avoid at all costs in order to keep their skin healthy, as well as tips for improving their overall appearance-including, dress, hair, and makeup suggestions, which will make their skin look even better.




Music Psychotherapy and Anxiety


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Anxiety can be a debilitating illness that impacts an individual on multiple levels. Through examination on both a societal and individual level, its treatment in the music therapy room is contextualised. Case studies with children, adults and a right's women chorus demonstrates the symptoms and treatment music therapists can offer, with a focus on clinical improvisation. As the very first of its kind, this book provides essential insight for any music therapist or student of music therapy working with clients who experience anxiety and related disorders.




Sundown


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In the author's own words: "This is for all who stare into the darkness to better appreciate the light.” Sundown is a collection of stories selected from my (thus far) 26-year career in the field of horror fiction. Some were included in more major publications while others were published by small press anthologies and magazines." This new collection also includes poetry by the two-time Bram Stoker Award winner and features original cover art by the incomparable Cortney Skinner. Stories and poems included in this collection: Into the Encroaching Darkness…and Back Again Pinkie M is for the Many Things The Devil's Yo-Yo To Soothe the Savage Beast The Caretaker Journal of a Headhunter Dance of the Spirit Untouched Assault The Wills and the Way Come Unto Me Snow Day Hide and Go Peek Something You Need to Know Spider's Night Out




Death Before Dishonor


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Lightfoots rusty prison handcuffs sliced deep into flesh and caused him to hang from the meat hook like a limp chunk of bloody beef... The red bearded monster sensuously caressed the leather thongs before driving them deep into his preys bleeding rump and savored the power of instilling fear in a defenseless man... The sadistic Wardens face went from a crimson red to a purple grape color due to the silence of the stoic Indian... , Im gonna find out if this bastard is a federal spy or ... Hes dead, Billy Joe... this Indian aint faking it... hes dead as a door-nail. Now theres only one man left that can tell us what the Feds are up to... Damn it to hell and why they would send two federal prisoners to an Oklahoma State Penal Institution.... Billy Joe, I heard that Colonel Garrison was a real live hero before he led some crazy CIA raid into South America... Apparently, he was the only one who lived through it... That bugger got three years in prison for breaking his superior officers jaw over it... Maybe its just possible that he isnt a spy... ? Damn it, Doc. Wayne Garrison has escaped. He jumped over the seventy foot railing at Keystone Lake Dam and disappeared forever into that turbulent black water below... Makes one wonder if he tried to commit suicide or got killed trying to escape this hell hole... In Arkansas things moved fast... Honey Wassermann jumped out the cake and became naked once again... They always said she was too damn sexy for her own good.... Sensuous and slick as any Playboy Centerfold.... built like the proverbial brick... She wistfully thought, who will it be... Garrison orJimbo Swager.. ? ...The seductive image of Angelica in the mirror conveyed an exotic picture of a sensuous cat ready to pounce on an easy victim. Wayne watched her in the mirror as she applied fresh make-up and noticed that her dancing ebony eyes scanned him ravenously.... she didnt make a move to cover her lush body for the moment and suddenly the nimble she cat exploded into a daring move... Garrison was never sure if she was friendly to the cause or just an unsatisfied sexy bitch on the make.... No matter, Im going to use her to the maximum... every which way I can... She expects to die any minute, Jimbo... thats why she gets her sex this way because.... The sexy feline thought, hes a bad guy... so Ill show him my most sensuous dance and punctuate it with a kick in the face... send him flying over the side of the ship. The impromptu dance ended and the real fun began... Jimbo simmered as he watched her perform and knew that he too could be the next victim of her lust and.... Dancing is one thing, but this broads action is above the call of duty.... Its obvious that she loves to dance almost as much as making love.... Sure as hell they will try to board the ship at the coral reefs in the Panama Canal zone... we must be ready... Listen guys, the punishment for Billy Joe will be carried out swiftly and cruelly like he lived... Strip the miserable bastard, stick him on a coral reef with his killer whip, hand him an overdose of heroin, old fish guts and let him choose his own manner of death as the tide covers the reef. The sharks will come circling in ... Warden Billy Joe stood knee deep watching the fins slicing the turbulent sea and coming closer and closer as the tide rose... this was worse than.....




Kids These Days


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An amazing tale of growing up in the world today, brought to you by an incredible new talent with a lot to say. This tale follows the life of a teenager as he finds trouble with the law, drugs, women, and violence. It is a fast-paced journey through a fast-paced life; presented in a first-person view with enough engaging dialogue to make you laugh, make you cry, and make you want to shout in triumph. For anyone who has ever been lost in their life, this tale is for you. Living in the world today is hard, and it's even harder to be happy, but in the end, there is always a light at the end of the tunnel.