Squeaky Clean


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Mama Pig’s new little piglets are all clean and beautiful but, being piglets, they soon get grubby. Straight into the bath they go, but not without protesting that they do not WANT to be clean! Mama Pig entices them with rubber ducks and lots and lots of bubbles, and now the three piglets can’t wait to go out and get dirty so they can have ANOTHER bath. But one bath a day is more than enough for Mama Pig!




Squeaky Clean Keto


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Hazardous Duty


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Gabby St. Claire dropped out of school on her way to completing a degree in forensic science. Instead, she did the next best thing: she started her own crime scene cleaning business. When a routine cleaning job uncovers a murder weapon the police overlooked, she realizes that the wrong person is in jail. But the owner of the weapon is willing to do anything to keep Gabby quiet. With the help of her neighbor, Riley Thomas, Gabby plays detective. But can Riley help her before another murder occurs?




Squeaky Clean Jokes for Kids


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Bestselling author Bob Phillips (over 4 million books sold) has scoured the country in his quest for hilarious, wholesome entertainment. Brilliant jokes, blazing puns, and clean-as-a-whistle knock-knocks guarantee that the laughs will bubble over when children dip into this overflowing tub of good clean fun. Co-author Steve Russo is the host of the nationally syndicated radio program, "Real Answers".




Squeaky Clean (All About Hygiene) (Sesame Street)


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Elmo is host of a talk show on the Happy Healthy Monsters Network. The topic of the day is hygiene and Sesame Street guests help Elmo demonstrate hygiene dos and don’ts. Topics covered are handwashing, bathing, tooth care, preventing the spread of germs, and more. Humorous text and illustrations make learning about how to stay healthy both easy and fun!




Squeaky Gourmet


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Squeaky Gourmet is a colorful and well written cookbook intended to educate and encourage the reader towards a healthy diet. Food knowledge coupled with exciting recipes makes this book a must have for anyone on any fitness level. There is no need for boredom in the kitchen or dead taste buds in order to eat healthy. Squeaky Gourmet offers delicious recipes for every meal, snack or even office party. Author Maureen Jeanson holds certifications in fitness from ACSM, ISSA and the US Navy. Jamie Wilson offers her experience in the struggle with being healthy and NOT sacrificing flavor and comfort at the same time. Together they offer you over 140 pages of wellness education, tasty food ideas and the exact steps you can take to achieve your own fitness goals.




Go the F**k to Sleep


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The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.




SOAP Notes


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A SOAP note records an encounter with a patient. The components are Subjective (what the patient tells the recorder), Objective (what the recorder observes), Assessment (recorder's summation), Plan (recorder's actions, based on the assessment).




Keep Squeaky Clean


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SQUEAKY CLEAN - BOOK: 1. Inheritance


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Welcome to the first look into the secret and terrifying world inside a Squeaky Clean franchise, the world’s largest cleaning corporation... which also happens to be a front for an international assassin syndicate. When his father Clement is ambushed and massacred by a rival Office, Griffin Park returns to his childhood stomping ground of Goldshine City seeking answers to the unimaginable horror. He’s welcomed back with open arms by his ‘Uncles, Aunt and Cousins’, the company’s inner circle- loyal assistant Delilah, shady lawyer Carson, and five of the world’s deadliest assassins- ancient hulking Truck, deft ladies’ man Shadow, mature sex kitten Vixen, wise old Teacher and mysterious Miss Glass. But at the video- Will viewing, he soon finds out his life has been a lie... Clement tells Griffin the truth about the company, revealing he has been drugged, brainwashed and his entire life has been edited through hypnosis to allow him the chance to lead a normal life away from the dark and grisly world the rest of them inhabit. Now Griffin must make a choice- To have these new memories erased and go on living a bohemian artist’s life... Or have the old memories recovered and take over the entire business? Far from the glitz of Goldshine, Helena Terrell and her Newbourne Office are not satisfied with Clements murder and have organised a second wave to finish off the rest of the Associates in one blitz attack at the funeral. All that stands between them are the Goldshine Sub Contractors, a rogue’s gallery of assassins, each with quirky specialities like- retired gunslinger Westy, model and mega star Glamour, the creepy Doc D and pint sized Indian Apprentice Mini. Follow Griffin as he spirals from being a simple painter, into an insane vortex of sex, violence and mayhem… eventually forced to take the reins of the company in order to avenge his father’s brutal bloody murder. Griffin demands answers... the Goldshine crew need revenge... Helena and the Newbourne Office want them all dead!