Teddy Scares Volume 2


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Those undead, troublemaking teddies are back! Image Comics artist Chris Moreno joins Ben Roman in this terrifying, tragic, and hilarious installment featuring stories introducing the bears' archenemy, Rasputin, the rise of Hester Golem's evil roach army, and the sad, tragic origins of Rita Mortis.




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Teddy Scares: Creeping It Real


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Creep it real and get to know the creepy-cute discarded Teddy Scares with this furociously funny guidebook! Meet the Teddy Scares! These agoreable teddy bears have all been abandoned-but they've formed their own community at the garbage dump. From oddball Abnormal Cyrus to sweet Mazey Podge, the Teddy Scares love to be strange, have fun, and get into trouble. This book has everything you need to know about these cuddly terrors-plus funny lists, a quiz, silly poems, and more!




Teddy Scares


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As a child your teddy bear was there to love and protect you from things that go bump in the night. When you outgrew them, They were cast aside and forgotten. teddy scares are those bears, now with a new home: the garbage dump. With no home they wander endlessly, searching for someone new to hug and cuddle them. All they want is your love. Your parents were right... you should've been nicer to your toys! The teddy scares zombie teddy bears are back from the grave starring in four eerle tales that are sure to scare the stuffing out of you! based on the popular toy line of th same name.




Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre


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Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre is an anthology of the best upcoming writers exploring the dark side of stoners, zombies, killer clowns, Disneyland, werewolves in night clubs, the Golden Age of Hollywood, and Scottish hermit crabs. Includes new work by Roberta Rogow, Brian Rosenberger, Tim Johnson, C.C. Parker and Jenifer Jourdanne among others. Table of Contents Formaldehyde by C.C. Parker Doof Doof Doof by Paul Haines Peppercorn Rent by Roberta Rogaw Rats, Wrong Alley by Tim Johnson Brilliant Suspension by Trina Shealy Orton Blue Elephants by Jenifer Jourdanne Hermetic Crab by Cameron Hill Head Drippers by Rob Steussi Something Funny is Going On by Brian Rosenberger Clob by Michael Stone Berries Under Snow by William Brock




Teddy Scares Volume 1


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Your parents were right... you should've been nicer to your toys! The Teddy Scares zombie teddy bears are back from the grave starring in four eerie tales that are sure to scare the stuffing out of you! Based on the popular toy line of the same name, Teddy Scares Volume 1 features the artistic talents of Ben Roman (Cryptics, I Luv Halloween), Drew Rausch (Sullengrey, The Dark Goodbye), and Christine Larsen.




They Stole Our Hearts


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The heart-pounding sequel to They Threw Us Away, about a group of teddy bears looking for a place to call home...and answers to life’s biggest questions. The teddies—clever Buddy, brave Sunny, sweet Sugar, and wise Reginald—have managed to find a child. Life with Darling is far better than any they’ve known. But something's not right—the promised bliss of Forever Sleep hasn’t come. And they are kept a secret from Darling’s mother, hidden underneath the child’s bed in the dusty darkness. Then the inevitable happens: Mama discovers the teddies. And like all adults they’ve met thus far, she responds with fear and anger. The teddies must watch as one of their friends is destroyed. The remaining trio barely escape, thrust back into a world that does not want them. Disillusioned and lost, the teddies embark on a journey back to the factory where they were created. En route, they find a civilization of discarded teddy bears. The comfort of a town of teddies has its allure...but the need for answers weighs heavy. And there’s something definitely off about these new teddies. Will our heroes accept their strange rules? Or must they dig deep for one more grand adventure to finally learn why they were thrown away?




Teddy Scares


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The Teddy Scares are back for vengeance as they fight the terrifying Rasputin.




Bad Motherpuckers Volume 2


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Contains three HOT Hockey Rom Coms Including PUCK ME BABY "You're going to be a daddy." Looking up into Alexi Petrov’s dark eyes as I break the news, I’m scared out of my mind. This man is the most terrifying defender in the NHL, and if it weren't for my sporty new baby bump, I probably wouldn't believe we hooked up that night. But the Alexi who goes to my doctor appointments, moves me into his guesthouse, and cooks me so many gourmet meals I look like I'm carrying twins? He isn’t scary at all. He’s sweet. And intense. And so sexy I want to smear him with honey and lick it off every inch of his powerful, protective, oh-so-swoon-worthy body. But that’s not a part of our relationship anymore. We’re friends who intend to raise a child together. That’s all… Right? PUCKED UP LOVE When I see the ad in the Portland Alternative’s “Love Wanted” section looking for a submissive instructor, I can’t resist the urge to respond. Yes, it’s dangerous—as a star forward for the Badgers I have a reputation to protect—but I miss the thrill of calling the shots in the bedroom. So I reach out to Curious Cat about the “educational” opportunity... A few sizzling—and hysterical—emails later we arrange to meet. I’m hoping we’ll have chemistry, and I might finally be on my way to getting over my ex-girlfriend. And then the gate to the beer garden swings open and in walks Hailey. My ex is Curious Cat, and this experiment just got a hell of a lot more complicated. PUCK BUDDIES Bree Marks is my best friend… My secret crush… And—wait for it—cursed with a deadly allergy to erecto-plasm. As in she’ll seriously swell up and die if seminal fluid even touches her. Which means finding the perfect guy to punch her V card is literally a matter of life and death. She wants a no-strings summer fling, but she needs someone she can trust. A puck buddy who isn’t going to get overly emotional. That’s where I come in. It’s a simple request, really—and one I would be happy to honor. If I wasn’t already crazy in love with her. #hockeyromance #hockeyromcom #steamyhockeyromance #spicyhockeyromance #hockeyromanceseries




The Case of the Twin Teddy Bears


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On the trail of a teddy bear thief, Nancy unwraps double-dealing and double crosses! Bess is working during the Christmas rush at Beary Wonderful, a toy and teddy bear shop, when the holiday season takes a sudden scary turn. The owner’s prized collection of antique teddy bears—cute, cuddly, and worth a bundle—has been ripped off. But the break-in is only the beginning of a much bigger and more brazen teddy bear caper. The attempted theft of Bess’s own bear—a replica of one of the antiques—leads Nancy to believe that more is at stake than a couple of burgled bears. For Nancy knows that even something as innocent as a teddy bear can be stuffed with intrigue!