Ten(ish): Comedies


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A killer robot, grieving socks, a hilariously bad job interview, a stressed mother, delicious… crayons. What do these random things have in common? They are just some of the elements that you’ll find in Ten(ish): Comedies - an anthology of short plays by some of the most exciting playwrights working today. Ten(ish): Comedies is edited by Brendan Conheady, and features the following plays: Some Assembly Required by Ruben Carbajal The Last Cookie by Laura Neill Baby Yoga by Elissa C. Huang The Job Interview by Don Zolidis A Stitch Here of There: A Sock Tragedy in One Act by Aeneas Sagar Hemphill Happy Birthday to Me by Alle Mims A Talkback by Patrick Greene The Bargain by Kathryn Funkhouser Eating Crayons by Ryan M. Bultrowicz Muddy Death and Strudel by Jason Pizzarello




Ten(ish): Horror


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It's time for tales of terror to see their day onstage. From horrifying creatures, to long-buried secrets, to the dark visions in your own mirror, nightmares await in Ten(ish): Horror, an anthology of short plays by some of the most exciting playwrights working today. Ten(ish): Horror is edited by Brendan Conheady and features the following short plays: Trust Fall by Weston Scott Mirror by Elissa C. Huang Viewings by Del Martin You’ve Reached Justin by Christian St. Croix Capsule by Heather McDonald Peace and Quiet by Katie Peña-Van Zile A Place to Rest Your Head by Ruben Carbajal Transfer by Elinor T Vanderburg The Dead Queen Requests the Honor of Your Presence at Dinner by Leah Barker Getting to the Bottom by Frank Harts




Quest!


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It’s the fantasy quest of a lifetime…and everyone‘s got an excuse to get out of it. When all the mighty Heroes of Legend are trapped under an evil spell, lesser-known heroes from warriors to wizards are gathered to go save the day. One problem: everyone has a tale to tell about why they can’t go on a quest just now. Are the Enchanted Lands doomed? This hilarious build-your-own adventure play can be performed with any combination of components and optional interludes. Includes: The Wizards of Northwick by Patrick Greene The Three Thieves by Matthew Byrd The Power of the Elves by Kathryn Funkhouser The Law of the Instrument by Ruben Carbajal The Cosplay by Elissa C. Huang Pastryland by Elizabeth A.M. Keel The Hero's Journey to Group Therapy by Carrie McCrossen Huzzah for Three Wishes! by Mora V. Harris Possessed by Ian McWethy Most Special Child by Jason Pizzarello ( * These plays can be licensed together or separately. If you license the whole collection, you have permission to pick and choose which plays to perform.)




10 Ways to Survive the Holidays


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Sure, it’s the most wonderful time of the year – but during the holiday season, you have to be ready for anything. You never know when you might be trapped in an increasingly embarrassing family photo shoot; or haunted by ghosts who want to teach you life lessons; or cornered by carolers demanding figgy pudding when they really mean cash. Luckily, the narrators are here to show you how to make it through New Years in one piece – and the holiday play won’t be one of your worries with a flexible cast, easily adjustable length, and minimal set. 10 Ways to Survive the Holidays is a crowd-pleasing whirlwind tour through the hilarious pitfalls that we all power through to make merry. (Note: the length is adjustable, as the playwright allows cutting segments and adjusting the number in the title accordingly to create a shorter evening. Please see script for details.)




Citizen Crane


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Who is student filmmaker Vernon Triumph? Some say a visionary. Some say a madman. But he’s pretty convincing, so everyone from the volleyball team to the custodian gets involved in making his masterpiece, The Crane Man (an important, artistic film about a guy who gets bitten by a radioactive crane and becomes a superhero). The budget is zero, the cast and crew are clueless, and the whole production seems headed for disaster. But the rise and fall of Vernon Triumph just might turn out to be so silly it’s sublime. Comedy Full-length, 75-85 minutes 15+ actors (suggested casting: 1M, 3F, 11 any)




Yellow Wallpaper


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adapted by Kathryn Funkhouser from the story by Charlotte Perkins Gilman When Eleanor stumbles upon a hidden diary, she unlocks a family secret - and finds that danger lives closer to home than she possibly could have imagined. An ensemble of trapped spirits cracks open the door between generations in a theatrical adaptation that wraps the classic psychological horror story The Yellow Wallpaper in a Hitchcockian thriller.




Black Sheep: Unique Tales of Terror and Wonder No. 16 | October 2024


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Welcome to Black Sheep: Unique Tales of Terror and Wonder, an extraordinary anthology magazine that transcends the boundaries of science-fiction, fantasy, and horror. Prepare to embark on a thrilling journey through the darkest corners of the human imagination, where the ordinary becomes extraordinary, and the mundane transforms into a realm of unspeakable terror and awe-inspiring wonder. Within these pages, you'll discover a collection of captivating stories carefully curated to transport you to realms beyond the mundane. Each issue presents an array of unique tales crafted by talented visionaries, both established and emerging, who dare to defy conventions and push the boundaries of speculative fiction. Whether you're a seasoned lover of the fantastic or just curious to explore new frontiers, Black Sheep: Unique Tales of Terror and Wonder will be your guide through the realms of the extraordinary. Prepare to be enthralled, enchanted, haunted. So put on your dark sunglasses … and unleash your inner Black Sheep. In this issue: BAD FRIEND Martha Hipley ALIEN LOSS Scott Coon AZATHOTH IS AMUSED Matias Travieso-Diaz CARNIVOROUS Harold Hoss VORPAL Wayne Kyle Spitzer GIRL’S NIGHT J. Boyett HANDPRINT J. Reginald Streng NO FILTER Aimee Vickers MIDNIGHT MACHINE Paul O’Neill KLAUS KLABAUTERMANN Mary Jo Rabe




5001 Nights at the Movies


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The intelligent person's guide to the movies, with more than 2,800 reviews Look up a movie in this guide, and chances are you'll find yourself reading on about the next movie and the next. Pauline Kael's reviews aren't just provocative---they're addictive. These brief, informative reviews, written for the "Goings On About Town" section of The New Yorker, provide an immense range of listings---a masterly critical history of American and foreign film. This is probably the only movie guide you'll want to read for the sheer pleasure of it.




Comedy Dave's Book


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Comedy from Dave Vitty - Chris Moyles' hilarious sidekick on Radio 1. Dave Vitty, aka Radio 1's Comedy Dave, has worked his way from the backrooms of BBC radio to the biggest breakfast show on the airwaves and has a story to tell. He's played Glastonbury - twice - he's had his ear licked by Dave Grohl and he's written more 'Car Park Catchphrases' than you can shake a stick at. Dave's first attempt at being a proper writer is a collection of his stories, misadventures, songs, anecdotes and pictures from his phone all linked together in a far from tedious way. Less Lord of the Rings and more 'Lord of the Things', there's a lot of comedy value in Dave's excellent book.




Second Chance Boy (college romance, chick lit, romantic comedy)


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He was The One. Then he dumped me. Now, three years later, he wants a second chance. He's crazy if he thinks he's going to win over the heart he broke before. Right? Second Chance Boy is a college romance/ chick lit short story: 12,100 words. A sweeter version of this title is under the pen name Kate Russell. Keywords: college romance, chick lit, romantic comedy, contemporary romance, new adult romance, romance short story, second chances