Book Description
Humorously describes how children can identify if their mothers have become zombies, and what to do in the event of a zombie invasion.
Author : Matt Mogk
Publisher : Ulysses Press
Page : 34 pages
File Size : 15,53 MB
Release : 2011-05-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 156975926X
Humorously describes how children can identify if their mothers have become zombies, and what to do in the event of a zombie invasion.
Author : Britt LeBoeuf
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 24,4 MB
Release : 2019-08-30
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ISBN : 9781981853656
Luke is a five-year old boy who lives with his mom and dad. He enjoys his life as an only child, but gets really excited when his parents tell him that his mom is pregnant and he will soon have a little sibling. Luke watches as his mother's belly grows and the family awaits the baby's arrival. However, after the baby arrives, Luke begins to notice that his mother cries, yells and sleeps a lot more than she did before. While Luke is very happy to have his new sibling, he also wonders why his mommy is not happy anymore.
Author : Matt Mogk
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 20 pages
File Size : 14,15 MB
Release : 2013-10-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1628734914
I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it’s up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest. While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise a plan to not only protect themselves—and their dog—but to make sure to get to Grandma’s house before the zombies take over town. While they’ve planned for the worst, nothing could prepare them for watching jolly old Saint Nick get devoured by mindless zombies. This clever take on a Christmas tradition is right up the alley of anyone who ever wondered what would happen if a zombie outbreak took place during the holiday season. I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a beautifully gory tale that’s sure to become a classic for fans of the holidays and the living dead.
Author : Matt Mogk
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 308 pages
File Size : 40,34 MB
Release : 2011-09-13
Category : Performing Arts
ISBN : 1451641575
In one indispensable volume, Matt Mogk, founder and head of the Zombie Research Society, busts popular myths and answers all your raging questions about the living dead.
Author : Michael Alexander Salzhauer
Publisher : Castlebridge Books
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 26,87 MB
Release : 2008
Category : Mothers
ISBN : 9781601310323
Dr. Michael Salzhauer, a renowned plastic surgeon, wrote My Beautiful Mommy to help patients explain their transformation to their children. The story guides children through Mommy's surgery and healing process in a friendly, nonthreatening way.
Author : Sheila McCraith
Publisher : Quarto Publishing Group USA
Page : 210 pages
File Size : 30,94 MB
Release : 2014-10-01
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1627881778
In this guidebook to happier parenting, author Sheila McCraith shares daily thoughts, tips, and motivational personal stories to help you toss out the screams and welcome in the peace. Do you often find yourself losing your cool and yelling at your kids (or grandkids or students)? It happens to us all, but it doesn’t have to. With Yell Less, Love More, you’ll learn practical, simple solutions to keep you focused on loving more and yelling less, no matter what the circumstance. Take the Orange Rhino 30-day challenge to yell less, organized into 30 short, approachable, and easy-to-follow daily sections—which you can use and adjust in any way that works for you. Whether you have one child or twenty (or one you still yell at who is twenty), strengthen your relationships and maybe even laugh a little more—by taking the challenge today. The Rhino: A naturally calm animal that charges when provoked. The Orange Rhino: A person that parents with warmth and determination and who doesn’t charge with words when angry, impatient, or simply in a bad mood. Yell Less, Love More includes: 100 alternatives to yelling Simple, daily steps to follow Honest stories to inspire Parenting revelations A summarizing chapter of key takeaways, including most frequent triggers and multiple solutions for each of them Trigger-tracking sheets Unlike the preachy, unrealistic, dry, and/or tedious parenting books you’ve read before, Yell Less, Love More is like having a heart-to-heart talk with your best friend. With this warm, colorful, and easy-to-use guide, it is possible to stop yelling and start enjoying a calmer, happier life because of it.
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Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 46,88 MB
Release : 2018-11
Category :
ISBN : 9789386410344
Author : Peter Bently (Writer on world religions and symbolism)
Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 19,50 MB
Release : 2008
Category : Giraffe
ISBN : 9781407508757
Gerry the giraffe loses sight of his mom, thinks he spies her but only finds other animals until he finally finds her.
Author : Rachel Macy Stafford
Publisher : Zondervan
Page : 215 pages
File Size : 22,21 MB
Release : 2014-01-07
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 031033814X
Discover the power, joy, and love of living a present, authentic, and intentional life despite a world full of distractions. If technology is the new addiction, then multitasking is the new marching order. We check our email while cooking dinner, send a text while bathing the kids, and spend more time looking into electronic screens than into the eyes of our loved ones. With our never-ending to-do lists and jam-packed schedules, it's no wonder we're distracted. But this isn't the way it has to be. Special education teacher, New York Times bestselling author, and mother Rachel Macy Stafford says enough is enough. Tired of losing track of what matters most in life, Rachel began practicing simple strategies that enabled her to momentarily let go of largely meaningless distractions and engage in meaningful soul-to-soul connections. Finding balance doesn't mean giving up all technology forever. And it doesn't mean forgoing our jobs and responsibilities. What it does mean is seizing the little moments that life offers us to engage in real and meaningful interaction. In these pages, Rachel guides you through how to: Acknowledge the cost of your distraction Make purposeful connection with your family Give your kids the gift of your undivided attention Silence your inner critic Let go of the guilt from past mistakes And move forward with compassion and gratefulness So join Rachel and go hands-free. Discover what happens when you choose to open your heart--and your hands--to the possibilities of each God-given moment.
Author : Melissa Shultz
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 203 pages
File Size : 15,70 MB
Release : 2016-07-05
Category : Family & Relationships
ISBN : 1492618446
Rediscover your own identity after your kids leave home with this top-rated empty nest book for moms! This empowering and insightful book is packed with practical advice, inspiring anecdotes, and valuable strategies to help you navigate the transition into empty nesting and discover a vibrant new identity. Written by an experienced author who has been through the journey herself, this book is your trusted companion as you embark on this transformative phase. Whether you're feeling lost, overwhelmed, or uncertain about what lies ahead, From Mom to Me Again offers a roadmap to reclaiming your independence, rediscovering your passions, and embracing the joy and opportunities that come with an empty nest. Inside, you'll find: Practical tips for adjusting to life without children at home, creating a fulfilling routine, and establishing new goals. Inspiring stories from real women who have successfully reinvented themselves after their children have flown the nest. Expert advice on self-care, cultivating new friendships, and exploring new hobbies or career paths. Strategies for nurturing your relationships with your grown children and maintaining a strong bond while giving them space to grow. Guidance on navigating the emotional ups and downs of this transition and finding a renewed sense of purpose. Whether you're a newly empty-nester or have been on this journey for some time, From Mom to Me Again is your go-to resource for embracing change, rediscovering yourself, and living life to the fullest. With its wealth of wisdom, actionable steps, and uplifting guidance, this book is a must-read for every woman ready to embark on a new chapter of her life. Also makes a great gift for empty nesters!