The Hilarious Book of Heavenly Humor


Book Description

Bestselling jokester Bob Phillips (more than 5.4 million books sold) and godly, goodly humor cartoonist Jonny Hawkins team up to take a lighthearted look at church, Bible characters and events, and faith in this collection that offers a bit of humor for those in the pulpit, pews, and anywhere in between. Eve: Adam, do you love me? Adam: Who else? Question: What caused Abel to feel neglected? Answer: His parents were raising Cain. This collection of jokes, quotes, and cartoons, alphabetized and indexed from Abel to Zacchaeus, will be a favorite resource for those who want to freshen their bulletins, newsletters, speeches, or sermons--or just infuse their earthly days with some good clean fun. Rerelease of The Awesome Book of Heavenly Humor.




The Awesome Book of Cat Humor


Book Description

Curiosity got the cat and humor will get readers when they pick up a copy of this spectacular collection of cat humor from cartoonist Jonny Hawkins and bestselling jokester Bob Phillips. A litter full of clever quotes Tail-chasing laughs What cats really think! Kitty riddles Festive feline funny stories Page after page provides nine lives' worth of laughs for readers of every age.




The Awesome Book of Dog Humor


Book Description

Funny bone humor has gone to the dogs. And humans will forever be grateful as they roll over with laughter at cartoonist Jonny Hawkins' crack-up drawings and bestselling joke master Bob Phillips' pack of doggone good riddles happy tails to you--sled dog humor "What do you get when you crossbreed..." hilarious combos canine quotes and quips tales full of delightful puppy plots Perfect for dog lovers and humorists of every breed. Whoever buys this will forever be out of the doghouse.




ESPN 25


Book Description

hen ESPN went on the air in September 1979, the company believed that there was room on television for dedicated sports programming. At the time, sports programming was considered a risk, and ESPN a maverick. Twenty-five years later, ESPN is the leader in sports, influencing the way we think about sports, the way the media covers sports, and how we perceive athletes. ESPN has grown from one cable station into a sports empire. ESPN25, the book, celebrates the people behind ESPN, the sports they cover, the athletes that play their hearts out, and, of course, the fans who care. The book includes the Best and Worst of Everything in Sports Over the Past 25 Years, an illustrated foldout of the Top 35 Athletes of the Past 25 years, the funniest sports quotes of the past 25 years, the DVD, an intro by Berman, Chuck's essay on the Highlights Culture and how it has changed the world of sports over the past 25 years. Bound into the book is a free DVD containing the ever popular, and now classic, ESPN SportsCenter commercials. Beginning in May '04 and running through September '04, ESPN will feature special 25th Anniversary programming, including television and radio specials, magazine features, and website contests. Perfect for both the serious and casual sports fan, ESPN25 relives some of the greatest moments in sports on each and every page.




The Awesome Book of Bible Trivia


Book Description

This fun collection of more than 1700 trivia questions brings together some of the very best in Bible brainteasers, riddles, and puns. From amazing to zany facts and figures, The Awesome Book of Bible Trivia covers the entire spectrum. Friends, family, and groups of all ages will enjoy countless hours of fun–filled learning that will fascinate both new sheep and old saints: Who fell asleep during a sermon and died as a result? Eutychus—Acts 20:9 What is the longest word in the Bible? Mahershalalhashbaz—Isaiah 8:1,3 What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark? Flood lights Terrific for family game nights, vacations, car trips, and church groups.




The All-New Clean Joke Book


Book Description

A collection of jokes arranged alphabetically by topic.




Flat-Out Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids


Book Description

Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) shares more flat-out funny knock-knock jokes in this all new crazy collection of goofy guffaws and quirky quips. Kids will have a ball using these jokes to entertain friends and family. Parents can turn off the video on car trips as kids contribute to family conversation with a good clean helping of awesome knock-knock jokes. Whether they're on the playground, sitting on a long plane ride, or just bored on a rainy afternoon, kids can use these wacky wisecracks for all sorts of fun and laughter. Always good for a laugh, Bob Phillips' Flat-Out Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is a fun book for the whole family.




Jammin' Jokes for Kids


Book Description

Bob Phillips and Steve Russo team up to bring yet another sidesplitting collection of jokes and teasers mixed with fascinating trivia that entertains "and educates at the same time.




A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away


Book Description

Laughter is the best medicine! And Bob Phillips, the primary care doctor of practical jokes, joins comic forces with cartoonist Jonny Hawkins to present one unforgettable dose of healthy humor and medical merriment in the form of— absolutely hilarious anecdotes one-liners worth repeating jokes to cure what ails a person cartoons to brighten any day Anyone who has been a patient, is part of the medical profession, or just wants to be sure their funny bone is working will love this prescription of laughter.




Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids


Book Description

What can steer a parent toward insanity faster than the phrase "Are we there yet?"...the words "Knock, Knock," of course. Bob Phillips, comic genius, has mastered a gathering of knock, knock jokes that will have kids laughing hysterically—and parents just plain hysterical—but a family that knock, knocks together, grows together. Knock, Knock Who’s There? Olive. Olive who? Olive to tell knock-knock jokes. Hours of entertainment in one simple resource is the best deal in town.