Skeletons Don't Play Tubas


Book Description

There are some pretty weird grown-ups living in Bailey City. But could the new band teacher really teach a skeleton to play the tuba?




Martians Don't Take Temperatures


Book Description

The students at Bailey School suspect that the new school nurse, Mrs. Redding, is a Martian who has come to spy on Earth kids.




Wolfmen Don't Hula Dance


Book Description

Harry Groto has yellow eyes, long fingernails, and a scary growl. He even gets hungry when the moon is full. Could he really be a wolfman?




Giants Don't Go Snowboarding


Book Description

The Bailey School kids wonder if the Ruby Mountain snowboarding instructor is really a giant.




Ninjas Don't Bake Pumpkin Pies


Book Description

Could it be that the new baker, who makes the best pumpkin pies in town, is really a ninja who wants to steal some valuable Japanese art?




Sea Monsters Don't Ride Motorcycles


Book Description

The winning rider is making a big splash at the Sheldon City raceway, and the Bailey School kids are beginning to get suspicious that the rider is really a sea monster.




Dragons Don't Throw Snowballs


Book Description

The Bailey School kids investigate to see if a mad scientist can turn a snow sculpture into a real dragon.




Monsters Don't Scuba Dive


Book Description

The new swimming instructor at Camp Lone Wolf, Nessie McFarland, has a strange attraction to the water. And when the kids hear that the Loch Ness monster has gone missing from Scotland, they get a funny feeling. The Loch Ness monster is described as black and skinny with a long neck and a little head which sounds a lot like Nessie in her scuba gear. But Nessie couldn't really be a monster, could she?




The Bailey School Kids Joke Book


Book Description

A collection of jokes and riddles about the weird figures living in Bailey City.




Ogres Don't Hunt Easter Eggs


Book Description

The Bailey School kids devise a plan to find out if Mr. Bigg--the man who is fixing up the park for the town Easter egg hunt--is really an ogre as Eddie claims.