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The Complete Book of Farts

Author : Alec Bromcie

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 117 pages

File Size : 49,12 MB

Release : 2011-10-13

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 110154757X

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From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!



The Big Book of Farts

Author : James Carlisle

Publisher :

Page : 102 pages

File Size : 47,32 MB

Release : 2016-11-21

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781684182015

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This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.



No One Likes a Fart

Author : Zoë Foster Blake

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 21 pages

File Size : 13,87 MB

Release : 2020-01-14

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1524791903

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Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.



The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts

Author : M.D. Whalen

Publisher :

Page : 142 pages

File Size : 10,26 MB

Release : 2018-03-28

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9789627866404

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Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.



Farley Farts

Author : Birte Müller

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 30 pages

File Size : 40,56 MB

Release : 2024-03-05

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 0735845468

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Everyone’s favorite tushy-tooting frog is back! A humorous story for silly kids who erupt in laughter at the word FART! Farley the frog has a problem—he can’t stop farting. While his sister thinks it’s funny, his parents and his teacher are not amused. The doctor says it’s only gas and it will pass. The trouble is, it does! Comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text relate how Farley and his family learn that it’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain!



Almost Everybody Farts

Author : Marty Kelley

Publisher : Union Square & Co.

Page : 31 pages

File Size : 43,62 MB

Release : 2020-02-28

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 1454941480

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Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)



Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts

Author : Jane Bexley

Publisher :

Page : 38 pages

File Size : 14,74 MB

Release : 2020-11-24

Category :

ISBN :

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Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)



A Guide To Farts

Author : Igloo Books

Publisher : Igloo Books

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 31,18 MB

Release : 2018-12-04

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781499882216

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Ever fallen foul of a fart fail? Whether you've been caught downwind of a smelly breeze, or released a dub with more squeak than stink, this book contains all the guidance you need to let one rip like a pro. Learn how to identify each whiff and become an expet in fart execution with this illustrated guide to the most disgusting farts of all time, complete with tremendous trump sounds to help you achieve maximum devastation.



Ninja Farts

Author : J. B. O'Neil

Publisher : Sky Pony

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 44,99 MB

Release : 2017-10-24

Category : Juvenile Fiction

ISBN : 9781510724358

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Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!



Old Farts: A Spotter's Guide

Author : Amos Tinker

Publisher : Chronicle Books

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 35,70 MB

Release : 2016-10-04

Category : Humor

ISBN : 9781452158266

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This newest title in the wildly popular Spotter's Guide series leads readers through the distinct field marks of flatulence in the latter years of life, from "The Crank" (the fart that chases pesky kids—and everyone else—off the lawn) through "The ReAnimator" (the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great Aunt Gladys back from the brink). Each spread is devoted to a singular fart profile and includes helpful information such as age of onset, key characteristics for identification, and prominent subtypes. Detailed "in situ" illustrations and ten distinct push-button sounds complete this indispensable reference to farting happily and healthfully into the autumn years of life.