Book Description
What Could Possibly Happen Next? Does a curfew have the power to shut down a kitchen party? Does a time dream-machine hold the answer? The Crimson Crimes (A Vampire Revenge) It’s the dead of night in the dead of winter and bodies have been found. The press, police and public have whipped each other into a glorious panic over someone called “The Vampire Undertaker”. But Samuel and Magdalene Crimson (and their devotees the Irish Coffey boys, Auntie Aileen and David Three Rats) have all the time in the world for danger, ice-sex, outlandish stories and free-flowing beer and rum. Their daring attempts to right a wrong are well-seasoned with smutty bits - every good plot deserves a little pepper.