The Dzhardes: The Horror Beyond Hell


Book Description

Be warned! They say that some people would walk through hell for love. Would you? Well maybe you would, you’re just crazy enough to do something so foolish as that. But how many horrors would someone be willing to face for love? And why, oh why, would she travel to the home of the Dzhardes? They aren’t even lovable! But she did. And believe it or not, so might you. Fair warning in advance. This is not a pretty story. Yes, it is a romance. Though, if it’s a romance that you’re looking for, you might want to try other books of mine in that genre. As a rule, I don’t write horror stories. Life is scary enough without hearing about horror. And I, for one, don’t like to scare myself silly. However, this tale came to me begging to be told. And it had just enough romance in it that I didn’t reject it outright. So if you want to see just how far somebody would go for love or if you want to raise your adrenaline levels, this book will do the trick. I’ve tried not to make it too scary. And I’ve omitted the most frightening parts. After all, I wouldn’t want you to have nightmares for the rest of your life.




Strawberry Cheesecake Applesauce


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A reader commented, You made something as mundane as making applesauce very INTERESTING! I, myself, don't consider applesauce to be mundane, but I will agree, the applesauces I make are very interesting. Strawberry Cheesecake Applesauce is available at Amazon, contains my gourmet applesauce recipes. These are not ordinary applesauces. These are Strawberry Cheesecake Applesauce, Chocolate Toffee Applesauce, Eggnog Applesauce, Peppermint Applesauce, Peanut Butter Applesauce, and many more. Strawberry Cheesecake Applesauce takes gourmet applesauce up an even further notch from my other gourmet applesauce flavors. I get various reactions when I tell people about my Gourmet Applesauces. These range from “You can’t do that!”, “So big deal”, “Yes that sounds good”, to “That sounds really good!” I’ve made Strawberry Cheesecake Applesauce twice now. The first time it turned out – “That sounds really good! Drool city!” The second time was more like – “Yes that sounds good.” It was ok, but nothing to write home about. That’s good, because now I can tell you what I did right the first time and what I didn’t do so right the second time. Strawberry Cheesecake Applesauce is not just a collection of recipes. There are also stories, and information on how to choose the correct apples for your sauce. Also included is an Applesauce Flavors possibilities list. A friend of mine confided that he probably wouldn’t have read it if it had been just recipes. Both he and my neighbor said they read right through it from beginning to end. Gourmet Applesauce Recipes Reading Ease: Easy; Reading Level: 6th Grade Maturity: General Audience; Target Audience – Those who love to cook and those who love to slurp and drool. With books like this, who needs drugs?




Browse the Book of Life: And Other Restaurants I've Dreamed Of


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Ever dreamed of owning a restaurant? I know I have. I think owning a restaurant would be fun. But it would require a lot of hours and a lot of work. So I settle for dreaming about restaurants I'd like to eat at. Undoubtedly it will happen that when I'm with others, they'll ask where I want to go to eat. Since I can't actually believe they'll go where I want to go, I let them decide. Besides, I can dream of much better restaurants than any that actually exist. So, since I'm not going to create these restaurants, I decided to tell you about them. Perhaps you'll create them. Even if you don't, I'm sure you'll want to eat there. I know I do! These 16 restaurants are scrumptilicious!




Seatac Seacrets: Navigating the Seattle Airport


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The Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (SEA) or Seatac is one of my favorite airports. I'll reveal the secrets about what makes it so great in this book. These are secrets I've gleaned from my many trips through the airport and from doing some additional research. Seattle is a prime West Coast destination. Seatac has direct flights to Alaska, Hawaii, and several continental US states, not to mention International flights. Seatac is a great place to relax, eat, shop, and get onto or off of your plane. You just might see me in at Seatac. Look for the sideburns. And I'll be wearing a smile because Seatac is a happy airport.




Gill McGillicutty


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What would you do if your world was dying? What would you do if you had a vision and perhaps if you followed that vision, you could save your world? What if your vision took you to a new world? Once there you find your soulmate, but she doesn't speak your language and you don't speak hers. Will you keep following your vision wherever it leads you? Will she accept you for who you are? Will she help you save your world? Xeechagillapxtuurii jumps into the raging current to be carried downstream in search of his vision. He finds his vision, including the one he is looking for. But this world is totally foreign to him. Nobody understands him. Somehow he must gain her trust and communicate with them. Somehow he must get her to want to come back to his world to help him save it. Sylvia is a college student. She is holed up in her truck during the storm. When she sees a hippie being driven towards her truck, she responds as she always does when she sees someone or some animal in need. She opens the passenger door and pull some blankets from the back for him to wrap up in. What will she do with this stranger who has entered her life? How will she be able to communicate with him when nobody, not even the language professor can understand him? Rating PG13; Reading Level Very Easy 5th Grade; Longest Word: Representations




The Wind's on the Horizon: Just Over the Edge


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Another of my mystical poetry books in the series: The Language of the Wind. In this book, we look at things from the horizon. But the horizon is just another way of saying the edge. Sometimes when looking at things from the edge, it's the edge of getting happy or the edge of going crazy. Sometimes you're pulled back from the brink just in time. In this book there are White Water Journeys, the Outer Wondrousness, the Perihelion of Bliss, Dreamscapes and Funnels, Wisdom, Cunning, and Loneliness, Rhythms on the Brink, the Inner Marvel, and Heart Tonic. Then we get really close with Approaching the Edge, perhaps a little too closely. Instilling the Edge, You can't get closer than this. Of course that's only true until you do. Then you're on the Far Edge of the Horizon. I've also included a couple of mystical short stories - Miguelito: The smallest sueno (dream). That Hole Inside You, featuring your favorite striped mammal - Skunk. Mystics try to describe the indescribable with words. They bring you in touch with the spiritual world. Some mystical writing is hard to understand. I'd like to think that mine is easy. And some of it is very humorous. Of course, what could be more spiritual than chocolate? I've included two poems on that. Rating G. Reading Level: Very Easy 4th Grade. Longest Word: Tremendousness




Ribo Quadrilobe: The Healer is Judged


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Ribo is all law and order. This Inspector Robot is nothing but serious. Hannah (whom he's after), on the other hand is serious about one thing - Healing. The law says that since she's a Doctor, she can't use spiritual powers to heal. But, she belongs to a group which believes that spiritual powers can heal. Ribo suspects she's playing lose with the law, since many of her patients are healed. What happens when this duo meets? Will anything change Ribo's almost already made up mind?




Packing Petite


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Let me introduce you to the four principals of Packing Petite:•Visualize What Fits Where •Minimize What You Take •Pack in Compartmentalized, Expandable Bags •Make Things Fit into Smaller Spaces You can remember this by the acronym VMPF (ViMPiFy). Visualize, Minimize, Pack, Fit. Or not. If you can’t perform any of those principles at this point, don’t fret. That’s why you are reading this book. This book tells you how I pack petite using those four principles. Rating G; Reading Level 4th Grade Very Easy; Longest Word: Compartmentalized




The Wizard Without a Wand - Book 4


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In their second year of Wizard School, Epsilon Sigma Omicron keeps a log of the adventures of the Tensome. He calls it the Epsilogue. In this book, the Tensome spend more time trying to uncover what the people who were posing as Shmedley parents are up to. Are they up to no good as the Principal and the head Professor claim? Or could they just be hiding? What would they be hiding from? Gloria Songmeister Gloria discovers new modes of travel via her braids. Gregarious Billy James Gregshaw William Yllib the Vth is spookily silent for once. And the Tensome, minus one, all learn to ride Komodo Dragons. Rating G; Reading Level Easy 5th Grade; Longest Word: Uncharacteristically Young teenage Wizard School Student Epsilon Sigma Omicron goes by Epsi. He’s the smartest student at Wizard School. Every year, he tests out of all the subject except WizardEtiquette (Wizard Etiquette). He could test out of that subject, but doesn’t want to be ridiculed by bullies for doing so. Epsi keeps a log of what happens during this school year. But half-way through the school year, he’s too busy to keep making entries in his log. So he turns it over to his girlfriend Gloria Songmeister Gloria. Gloria’s braids allow her to fly. And this year she’s learning how they can help her fly faster and further. Gloria’s braids also sing. While practicing her flying skills, Gloria discovers a revolving door into the underground world where Shmedley’s parents are now living and up to no good. However, the door is locked, so she goes back to get her friends to help her unlock it. But when she gets back, she’s so excited that she can’t speak at first.




Irregular Verbs


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For when you don't fit into society. And all you need is love. A blogger is mystified by a response to one of his posts from some professor. The response is The half life of an irregular verb is inversely proportional to its usage frequency. What did that response have to do with what he'd just written? Or was it a critique of him? He knew that he wasn't normal, didn't fit in. Was the professor calling him an irregular verb? Was he saying that he wasn't relevant. The blogger continues to post. In his posts and through the story we gain insight into his love life. He and his girlfriend are, he supposes both irregular verbs. But, he would have no other.