Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha!


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This collection of pirate-themed funnies is sure to have landlubbers and sailors of all ages laughing out loud from ship to shore. Why was the Flying Dutchman looking for clues? He was on a treasure haunt. Why are pirate flags always grouchy? Because they have crossbones. Why do pirates like to play baseball? They love to steal the bases.




Ultimate Book of Jokes


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Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.




The Pirate Life


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The authors of "Pirattitude" return with a book that will allow every scallywag, saucy wench, or landlubber to get in touch with his or her inner pirate.




What Pirates Really Do


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A hilarious rhyming picture book about what pirates really spend their time doing! Pirates are known for sailing the high seas, having swashbuckling adventures, and fighting sea monsters . . . but is that really all they do with their time? In this fantastically funny picture book, we get to see what pirates really do with their spare time, like having tea parties, knitting sweaters, relaxing in pajamas and fluffy slippers, and snuggling up for bed!




Imagine You're a Pirate!


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Some pirates are big and strong, some are tall and thin and cunning. Pirates can come in many different shapes and sizes but... all pirates are very, very wicked!!! So, if you want to be a pirate, then you'll need a hat, a spotty hanky, sea boots (or boot if you only have one leg!) earrings... and this book has all necessary ideas and hints and instructions to help.




Best Pirate Jokes


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Raise the anchor, batten down the hatches, hoist the sails and giggle along with Captain Horatio Pugwash and his crew for hilarity on the high seas with this top-hole collection of pirate puns, treasure-hunting teasers and general buccaneering buffoonery. Tottering turtles!




Pirateria


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Visit this one-stop pirate shop for all your swashbuckling needs, from #1 New York Times bestselling author and illustrator Calef Brown. Are you a Privateer? A Mutineer? Or a happy-go-lucky Buccaneer? Do you need top quality pirate gear? Well never fear, Pirateria is here! Welcome to Pirateria, the most glorious pirate emporium on the seven seas! When pirates need superior wares for life at sea, they head on down to Pirateria, where they can find treasure chests (the very best), peg legs, planks, eye patches, head rags, vests, pantaloons—and even satchels and pouches for gems and doubloons—all at prices that can’t be beat. Creativity runs amok in this energetic, rhyming text full of beards and barnacles and plenty of pirate fun. Arrrr ya looking for a good price on big-buckle shoes—and a rollicking read-aloud about practical pirates? Look no further!




Pirate vs. Pirate


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Bad Bart is the biggest, burliest boy pirate in the Atlantic. Mean Mo is the maddest, mightiest girl pirate in the Pacific. When they meet in the middle, it's a no-holds-barred contest to see who is the best pirate in the world. They test who is brave enough to swim with sharks, who is strong enough to throw a cannonball, who can eat the most hard tack, and who has collected the most treasure. Again and again their respective crews proclaim, "Tie!" Bad Bart and Mean Mo stare each other down and . . . fall head over heads in love! This epic tale of the union of two pirate captains is told in seadog lingo and illustrated with of knockout oceanic battles.




The Essential H. Melville - 9 Books in One Volume


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Moby-Dick; or, The Whale is a novel by Herman Melville, first published in 1851. The story tells the adventures of wandering sailor Ishmael, and his voyage on the whaleship Pequod, commanded by Captain Ahab. Ishmael soon learns that Ahab has one purpose on this voyage: to seek out Moby Dick, a ferocious, enigmatic white sperm whale. In a previous encounter, the whale destroyed Ahab's boat and bit off his leg, which now drives Ahab to take revenge. D. H. Lawrence's critique of Moby-Dick Lawrence's opinions earned him many enemies and he endured official persecution, censorship, and misrepresentation of his creative work throughout the second half of his life, much of which he spent in a voluntary exile which he called his "savage pilgrimage." Lawrence is now valued by many as a visionary thinker and significant representative of modernism in English literature. Typee is Herman Melville's first book, a classic in the literature of travel and adventure partly based on his actual experiences as a captive on the island Nuku Hiva in the South Pacific Marquesas Islands, in 1842. Table of contents: Moby-Dick D. H. Lawrence's critique of Moby-Dick Typee The Piazza Bartleby Benito Cereno The Lightning-Rod Man The Encantadas, or Enchanted Isles The Bell-Tower The Confidence-Man Herman Melville (1819–1891) was an American novelist, short story writer, and poet of the American Renaissance period. His best known works include Typee (1846), a romantic account of his experiences in Polynesian life, and his whaling novel Moby-Dick (1851).




Pirates Don't Take Baths


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A young pig tries to avoid taking a bath by claiming to be a variety of characters, from an astronaut to an Eskimo, as his mother tries to lure him into the tub.