The F**King Book


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These writings are a celebration of the evolution of our habitat and its inhabitants from time immemorial to present day. Together with our singular appreciation for the most spoken word of all time, a word that conveys different emotions, has multiple meanings, a word that is never used out of context, always grammatically correct, spans cultural, geographical, political and national barriers, brings all communications to a level playing field. This book is dedicated to everyone who is misguided enough to believe the world has evolved au natural. Hopefully, once reading this literary milestone you will come to realise this worlds original inhabitants were put here by some Universal Interplanetary Council Correctional Department to facilitate their rehabilitation, all of these early settlers were undoubtedly mentally and/or criminally insane and have unwittingly spawned what we know today as a seething mass of institutionalised and certifiable nutters of which you are undoubtedly one.




Put the F**king Phone Down


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You Have to Fucking Eat


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From the author of the international best seller GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP comes a book about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving and deeply cathartic, You Have to Fucking Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving mums and dads new, old, grand- and expectant a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem. You probably shouldn't read it to your children.




You Have No F**king Idea


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Deadbeat Dad. Con Artist. Liar. Manipulator. If you believe the tabloid press about Teen Mom OG star Amber Portwood’s fiancé Matt Baier, your opinions of him are most likely wrapped in scandalous rumors and gossip. Forget everything you think you know about the tattooed, gravel-voiced reality TV star. In You Have No F**king Idea, Matt breaks his silence for the first time and sets the story straight by delving into his past, present and future—fully exposing the naked truth about his life—once and for all.




Super F**king Lucky


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* As Lucien Pellat-Finet and his eponymous fashion label celebrate 25 years, he looks back on his life and career and how he became the King of CashmereAs Lucien Pellat-Finet and his eponymous fashion label celebrate 25 years, he looks back on his life and career and how he became the King of Cashmere. A proponent of streetwear chic, he is reputed for his signature use of symbols such as the hemp leaf, peace sign, iconic cartoon characters, and skulls on the most exquisite and luxurious sweaters. Super F**king Lucky traces the moments and places that have left a lasting effect on his style and aesthetic. From his childhood on France's legendary Cote D'Azur, to getting stoned on Ipanema Beach in 1968, to being discovered as a model by the iconic designer Pierre Cardin; to styling Thierry Mugler's fashion shows in the 1970s to witnessing the skateboard and biker cultures of California - these experiences come through in his effortlessly elegant and collectible clothes made for men, women, and children. Super F**king Lucky is a bold and thrilling look, as well as an intimate portrait, of an original, irreverent, and out-of-the-mainstream designer.




When Angels Fight


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As seen on The Today Show When she was fifteen years old, Leslie King ran away from an abusive home, looking for a better life and longing for real love. What she found instead was a man who wooed her just long enough to trap her in a life of prostitution. She became one of the many thousands of trafficked individuals in the United States, a number that continues to rise--in the biggest cities and in the most idyllic towns. As is true for so many in similar situations, life was nothing but brokenness and pain for Leslie. After years of hopelessness, she finally decided to take her own life. And then God spoke. With his promise that he was with her and had mighty things for her to accomplish ringing in her ears, she got off the streets, got clean, and got to work on the mission to which he'd called her. Now Leslie is a passionate and heroic advocate for other trafficked women and teenage girls in her community and across the country. More than a gritty, no-holds-barred deliverance story, When Angels Fight includes powerful advice from Leslie and those she's encountered in her work--police officers, judges, and other advocates and activists. She also shows you what YOU can do to make a real difference in your own community. Her call from God includes marshaling others to the cause and equipping them to fight alongside her and the angels who battle for God's children--just as they once fought for her.




Absolutely F**king Amazing


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On the evening of May 12, 2011, I stood in front of a mirror with a 9mm Smith & Wesson to my head. Live or not live? That WAS the question. At that moment I had every justification to just give up-my ex-wife had moved my only son out of state, my fiancée had just told me she had found someone new, my business of twenty-five years was seemingly on the rocks, and worst of all, my nephew, the son of my youngest brother and business partner-a boy I loved- had shot and killed his mom and buried her in the backyard of the family home. Add in a bit of alcohol and the stage was set. Fast forward to today-I live the most extraordinary life that I love! I've been accused of being the happiest guy alive, and I am! I'm surrounded by people who truly love me for who I am-literally people around the world-and I have everything I've ever wanted. The challenge is this, How do you fundamentally change the way you think? How do you go from "shit happens" to "shit happens and I'm absolutely OK with that"? I've spent the last forty years discovering the secrets to creating a life that you love and that satisfies you completely. I'll share how to enter this new reality and start living your new life NOW. After reading this book you will understand: How we're wired to interact with the world. How events at an early age determine how we react to situations in life. How to become aware of your thoughts and how to use that awareness to choose differently. How the food we eat effects everything we do. The power of movement in maintaining joy and happiness. Specific daily habits to create the life you love! For me it was literally life or death: I had to change how I related to world. The result of that effort uncovered an amazing, new world available to anyone committed to living a life of joy and happiness. By the end of this book you will understand how to create that life you've only dreamed of.




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Stephen King Goes to the Movies


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A collection of five short stories that have been made into movies includes "The Mangler," in which a skeptical writer investigates a supposedly haunted hotel room that has apparently caused at least forty-two deaths.