Ninja Farts


Book Description

Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!




The Fart Book 2


Book Description

FREE Audiobook Inside! Ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new addition to J.B. O'Neil's #1 Best-Selling "Fart Book" series. And for a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of THIS BOOK with your purchase. You & your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (complete with disgusting sound effects) as you page through dozens of amazing and super-funny illustrations. That's twice the stinky fun! About "The Fart Book 2: Blasting Off Again" Ever have trouble fitting in to a new school? Milo Snotrocket is back and is making friends the only way he knows how! Follow Milo's adventures as he tries to fit in with the cool kids and teaches himself all new ways to create the most fantastic farts ever. WARNING: Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish "The Fart Book 2" -- because you'll laugh so hard you might be farting yourself for the rest of the day! And here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Book series: ***** "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." -- Lisa D. ***** "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" -- Tom Foster ***** "This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" -- Rob Rodenparker Go ahead and buy the book right now, and don't forget to download the FREE Audiobook inside for twice the fun!




Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler


Book Description

“If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart and his friends take on a new belly-quaking quest in the hilarious sequel Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrated by Cam Kendell. After crushing their very first quest, young adventurers Pan, Moxie, and Fart are hungry for their next challenge. Luckily, the Great and Powerful Kevin has cooked up something for the trio: Locate a bedazzler—a rare and monstrous creature of truly horrific power—and bring back . . . its barf. But the danger in tracking down a bedazzler is hard to swallow. Rumor tells of a ruthless pirate captain who may be the only living soul that knows where to find a bedazzler. Our heroes must head to the high seas for a mission so deadly, they might lose their lives—or their lunch. Bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and Cam Kendell bring even more laughs, adventure, and silliness in The Barf of the Bedazzler, book two in the Fart Quest series.




Fart Boy #2: Ready, Aim, Fart!


Book Description

Everyone thinks Martin is the tidiest boy in town. They dont know that he is also Fartboythe STINKIEST super hero EVER... A disgustingly evil villain known as Madam Wax is terrorising Sparkletown with sticky sculptures made out of her own earwax. But Fartboy is determined to stop her with his super-powered butt-blasts. Its a deadly battle of FARTS vs EARWAX. Who will triumph?




No One Likes a Fart


Book Description

Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.




Fart Book


Book Description




The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey


Book Description

The Day My Fart Followed Me To Hockey is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy and his best friend the Little Fart as they attend Timmy's first hockey tryouts. Chaos and laughter ensue as the Fart attempts to help out his best friend the only way he knows how.




The Fart Book 2


Book Description

FREE Audiobook Inside! Ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new addition to J.B. O'Neil's #1 Best-Selling "Fart Book" series. And for a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of THIS BOOK with your purchase. You & your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (complete with disgusting sound effects) as you page through dozens of amazing and super-funny illustrations. That's twice the stinky fun! About "The Fart Book 2: Diary of a Stinky Kid" Ever have trouble fitting in to a new school? Milo Snotrocket is back and is making friends the only way he knows how! Follow Milo's adventures as he tries to fit in with the cool kids and teaches himself all new ways to create the most fantastic farts ever. WARNING: Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish "The Fart Book 2" -- because you'll laugh so hard you might be farting yourself for the rest of the day! And here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Book series: ***** "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." -- Lisa D. ***** "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" -- Tom Foster ***** "This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" -- Rob Rodenparker Go ahead and buy the book right now, and don't forget to download the FREE Audiobook inside for twice the fun!




Fart Quest


Book Description

"Stay tuned for further gassy exploits." - Booklist, starred review Jam-packed with potty humor, feats of bravery, and magical friendships, Fart Quest by bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell is perfect for every young hero looking for a wild adventure. After their masters are vaporized in a goblin battle gone bad, Fart, Pan, and Moxie—three lowly apprentices—decide to impersonate their mentors and pick up the mantle as heroes of the realm. But they need more than a fancy robe, magic staff, and book of magical beasts to be real heroes. They need a quest! So when The Great and Powerful Kevin puts out a call for help, seeking the coveted Golden Llama and its magical golden fart, young Fart and his friends jump at the chance and embark on a journey they were destined for. This title has Common Core connections.




Sweet Farts


Book Description

Keith Emerson discovered the cure for the common fart when he invented Sweet Farts. He's a 10-year-old in charge of his own company, runs a science lab, and Keith's a self-made millionaire! So, what could possibly be bothering him?