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The Recently Deflowered Girl

Author : Edward Gorey

Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing PLC

Page : 48 pages

File Size : 27,14 MB

Release : 2010

Category : Sex

ISBN : 9781408805176

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For more than half a century Miss Hyacinthe Phypps has been offering guidance on proper behavior. Her simple rules of propriety and common sense have helped a generation of girls over the threshold to womanhood. Recognizing the need that prevails more today than ever before, Miss Phypps has been persuaded to bring back into print this priceless volume of her words of advice, delightfully accompanied by Edward Gorey's ink and watercolor illustrations, that have been so valuable on so many occasions. It is the publisher's fondest hope that this book will serve the current generation of young ladies as it served their mothers.



You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again

Author : Heather McDonald

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 222 pages

File Size : 21,99 MB

Release : 2010-06-08

Category : Biography & Autobiography

ISBN : 1439176302

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New York Times bestselling author, comedian, and Chelsea Lately writer Heather McDonald’s hilarious true story of finding herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin at the age of twenty-seven. Can’t a girl dress like a hooker, dance like a stripper, and kiss like a porn star and still be a nineteen-year-old virgin? You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin. As an actress, writer, and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald passed up ample opportunities to have her V-card revoked by handsome, rich, and sometimes even fabulously famous men, but she could not bring herself to do “it” until well after her friends had been deflowered. As Chelsea Handler so lovingly puts it, “Thank God Heather waited twenty-seven years to lose her virginity or she wouldn’t have any material for this book.” Whether in a backseat, a community pool, or a sports stadium, with a frat boy, a doctor, or an A-list celebrity, Heather McDonald knew how to turn those boys blue. Unlike “putting out,” blue balling might not have paid her rent or landed her free trips to Hawaii, but it did provide her with hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true love—and, ultimately, her very own happy ending. Now, Heather McDonald will never blue ball in this town again.



Rosie Little's Cautionary Tales for Girls

Author : Danielle Wood

Publisher : Allen & Unwin

Page : 271 pages

File Size : 18,26 MB

Release : 2006-10

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1741760127

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These are not, I should say at the outset, tales written for the benefit of good and well-behaved girls who always stick to the path when they go to Grandma's. Skipping along in their gingham frills - basket of scones, jam and clotted cream upon their arms - what need can these girls have for caution? Rather, these are tales for girls who have boots as stout as their hearts, and who are prepared to firmly lace them up (boots and hearts both) and step out into the wilds in search of what they desire. Taking her cues from the Brothers Grimm and Scheherazade, Rosie - a thoroughly modern Little Red Riding Hood - tells us of love and desire, men and women, heartache and happiness. Beguiling, clever and funny, Rosie Little's Cautionary Tales for Girls is a sheer delight. ss, wit, simplicity and directness, Rosie offers her clear-eyed, slyly funny and rueful take on life, love and everything in between.



American Eve

Author : Paula Uruburu

Publisher : Penguin

Page : 400 pages

File Size : 17,17 MB

Release : 2008-05-01

Category : Biography & Autobiography

ISBN : 1440629765

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The scandalous story of America’s first supermodel, sex goddess, and modern celebrity—Evelyn Nesbit. By the time of her sixteenth birthday in 1900, Evelyn Nesbit was known to millions as the most photographed woman of her era, an iconic figure who set the standard for female beauty, and whose innocent sexuality was used to sell everything from chocolates to perfume. Women wanted to be her. Men just wanted her. But when Evelyn’s life of fantasy became all too real and her insanely jealous millionaire husband, Harry K. Thaw, murdered her lover, New York City architect Stanford White, the most famous woman in the world became infamous as she found herself at the center of the “Crime of the Century” and a scandal that signaled the beginning of a national obsession with youth, beauty, celebrity, and sex.



Poor Little Bitch Girl

Author : Jackie Collins

Publisher : St. Martin's Press

Page : 424 pages

File Size : 29,74 MB

Release : 2011-03-29

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 9780312569815

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This sexy, explosive novel features three twenty-something women, one hot rich guy, two mega movie stars, and a devastating murder.



Deflowered In The Office

Author : Daniella Fetish

Publisher : Salacious Stories

Page : 15 pages

File Size : 23,24 MB

Release : 2017-04-30

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 8826081980

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Cindy is a virgin, and being a good girl she wants to save her first time for a loving husband. However when times are tough and she’s running out of money, her friend’s extremely powerful boss makes her an offer – give up her virginity to him, and he’ll give her $100,000. She never would have considered it normally, but it’s too much money to turn down even if it means she has to drop to her knees under his desk. The only question is, will it even fit?



Deflowered

Author : Jon Ginoli

Publisher : Cleis Press

Page : 292 pages

File Size : 25,99 MB

Release : 2009-03

Category : Biography & Autobiography

ISBN : 1573443433

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Presents a memoir by one of the founding member of the gay rock band, as he discusses his experiences during the early days of the band's beginnings in San Francisco, its struggles for acceptance, seach for a label, rise on the tour circuit, and final emergence as an iconic musical group.



The Secret Life of a Schoolgirl

Author : Rosemary Kingsland

Publisher : Crown

Page : 280 pages

File Size : 38,22 MB

Release : 2007-12-18

Category : Biography & Autobiography

ISBN : 0307422321

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The Secret Life of a Schoolgirl is an extraordinary memoir—a jewel. Rosemary Kingsland was born in India during the dying days of the British Raj. While there, she and her family lived a life of privilege. But with the fall of the Raj, they were forced to return to England, where their fortunes took a decided turn for the worse. In London, then in Cornwall, then back in London, the simmering tension between Rosemary’s parents erupted into outright warfare fueled by alcohol and her father’s persistent, unrepentant womanizing. It was a lonely, dangerous childhood. But one day Rosemary’s life changed forever. At a café where she had gone to escape from a party her father had insisted she attend with him, she met Richard Burton, the dashingly handsome Welsh actor who was then the toast of the London stage. She had seen him in Under Milkwood some months before. She was an adolescent schoolgirl. He was twenty-nine. The Secret Life of a Schoolgirl is a deeply felt evocation of first love, and of family bonds forged in intense isolation. It is made all the more remarkable by the luminous quality and riveting narrative voice of Rosemary Kingsland.



The Dwindling Party

Author : Edward Gorey

Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers

Page : 10 pages

File Size : 12,82 MB

Release : 1982

Category : Horror stories.

ISBN : 9780394851297

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Pop-up illustrations and verses divulge how, one by one, six members of the MacFizzet family monstrously disappear during a visit to Hickyacket Hall, leaving behind only young Neville, who expects "it was all for the best."



Wicked Beautiful

Author : J. T. Geissinger

Publisher :

Page : 352 pages

File Size : 14,73 MB

Release : 2016-07-11

Category : Businesswomen

ISBN : 9781945340031

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"Page-turning suspense. HOT. SEXY. WICKED! What to read next."--Marie Force, New York Times Bestselling Author "Wicked Beautiful is wicked sexy, wicked emotional, and one of my top reads!" --NYT Bestselling Author Jennifer Probst A ruthless businesswoman and the playboy who dumped her long ago find themselves embroiled in a high stakes game of love, lies and revenge. Life coach and best-selling author Victoria Price has it all: a successful career, fabulous friends, a fantastic penthouse in Manhattan. What she doesn't have--and doesn't want--is a husband. Fifteen years ago her high school flame broke her heart so badly she swore she'd never love again. Now she makes millions teaching other women how to be just like her: a ruthless bitch. Drop-dead sexy restaurant tycoon and infamous playboy Parker Maxwell has only three rules for the women he dates: no questions about his past, no expectations for the future and no spending the night. When he meets Victoria, however, he's willing to break his own rules if it means sating the explosive desire she arouses in him. What he doesn't know is that the alluring Victoria Price used to be the mousy Isabel Diaz, the girl he deflowered and dumped long ago. Presented with a perfect opportunity for revenge, Victoria decides the game is on. But when her connection with Parker proves more than just skin deep, she has to make a choice--continue with her plan for payback, or risk her career, her reputation and her heart by taking a second chance on love?