Book Description

Don’t Get Friend Zoned! The techniques in this texting guide will: • Turn her ambivalence into an obsession. • Help you develop a sense of texting humor that makes hotties want to get with you. • Get that distant girl to pay more attention. • Provide common texting scenarios and solutions to keep her attention on you. • Avoid being friend-zoned. • Use “multiple threads” to avoid conversational dead-ends. • Dip into a catalog of 300+ witty pre-written texts when you can’t think of something yourself. The Art Of Flirty Texting: How To Make Girls Obsess Over You. Step 1: USE WILDLY CLEVER WAYS TO GET HER PHONE NUMBER (or get her to ask you for yours). See 10 ultra-smooth and entertaining examples of how to get her phone number. Like this one: You: Let me see your phone a sec. Her: Why? You: I want to take a picture of you so you can send it to me. (take pic) Her: Cool. What’s your number? Click on P. 15-20. to see more clever tactics. Step 2: IS SHE DISTANT? SPARK HER INTEREST. Do it with fun, quirky texts that make her look forward to hearing the phone ding. Example: “Do you think naming two puppies Daft and Punk is a little over the top?" Learn the 9 Must-Know Tactics To Texting Girls Who Aren’t Showing Much Interest. You’ll have her panting for your next text and wanting to hang out with you in no time. It’s all on p. 25-36. Step 3: GET GIRLS TO CHASE YOU. See dozens of “dialogues” showing you ways to ramp up the romantic tension. Comes with my “Text Timing Chart” –showing you how to time your texts, and how long to wait to respond to her. Step 4: TEXT SOMETHING WITTY. Learn the 7 Biggest Texting Mistakes Most Guys Make (And how to avoid them). Try my catalog of 300+ irresistible, witty texts. They’ll capture her attention, peak her curiosity and set the stage for a strong attraction. Step 5: TURN HER ON. The word-for-word suggestions in this guide to texting are GUARANTEED to make her look at you and think,“Tonight just got more interesting.” These flirty text message tips are all on Pages 47-85. Step 6: CALL HER. Stop ‘texturbating!” You didn’t get her number to knit text threads into adorable little sweaters. Ask her to hang out! In this section you’ll learn the #1 rule of text romance: Call, don’t text, to ask her out. You won’t believe how impressive that is to girls used to guys hiding behind their texts. All on P. 29-42. Step 7: HOW TO HANDLE THAT FIRST PHONE CALL. Prevent “conversation stalling” and awkward silences by using the “Multiple Threads” concept. Rephrase boring questions into interesting comments. Boring: “How many brothers and sisters do you have?” Interesting: “I bet you’re the youngest in your family.” You’ll also learn an amazing body language trick that projects warmth, confidence and sexiness over the phone. It’s all on P. 37-60. Step 8: POST-DATE TEXTING TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING. You asked her out. Great. Date go well? Then use the text threads in this book to keep the charm offensive going. If the date didn’t go well (damn, boy, what did you do—tweet through dinner?!) and you still want to see her then read my chapter on “redemption texting.” Don’t want another date? (she was so boring at dinner the corn on the cob covered its ears?) See great examples of how to turn her down or turn her into a friend with benefits. Text Your Way Into Her Heart. Or Her Skirt. Scroll up, click the buy button and get started. I see a condom in your future! This installment of How To Text A Girl is part of The Flirty Text Message Series.