The Ungettable Joke


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SThe Ungettable Joke is told in retrospect by two guys who were drawn into extraordinary circumstances. Individually, they are exposed to supernatural experiences which drive them to hit the road, one to escape, the other to seek the source of the experiences. These experiences seem to confirm a theory about an ungettable Joke developed by Dave, an engineer and NASA contractor. At an apparent chance meeting at a roadside diner, Dave explains his personal theories on humor and the ungettable joke to Bill, a high school math teacher. They wonder whether they have been pushed together by greater forces to discover the ultimate joke, a joke so funny that everyone laughs, but no one knows why. The main characters don "t have long to consider this question. The greater forces at work evidently don "t want them to discover the ungettable joke by sitting around and talking about it. Supernatural events continue to force the characters into action and an adventure they might prefer to avoid. They seek aid from an eccentric college professor, an archeologist who tells the story of an ancient Indian tribe, the Chimchuk, whose culture revered humor above all else. The professor, who seems to have an agenda of his own, is interested in a Chimchuk symbolic inscription Dave and Bill obtained. He is also obsessed with a certain Chimchuk artifact -- an amulet made in three pieces. The professor possesses only one piece, his enemy another, and the third is missing. The professor's enemy is a man who appears to be the leader of a cult that is based on Chimchuk culture. He claims to have special powers, drawn from his piece of the amulet, and convinces his followers that he can channel the spirit of the original crafter of the amulet, the great Chimchuk shaman and head joke-teller, Manash. Underlying the main plot, Dave is engaged to be married very soon, and the FBI has become involved due to suspected illicit drug activity in the Chimchuk cult. The interests of all concerned converge at a small town at the entrance to the Giant Sequoia National Park. There, the amulet, the cult, the FBI, and the pursuit of the ungettable joke come together in a Chimchuk cultural festival. The cult leaders at the festival intend to demonstrate the power of the amulet to the new Chimchuk nation. The wild scene and conclusion that follows reveal the realities behind the events, history, and meaning of all that took place, and points to a link between science and faith, seen and unseen, and what humor has to do with it.




Finding Dory: The Unforgettable Joke Book


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Dory goes head over tail for a good joke! This hilarious book includes more than 100 fin-slapping good jokes from Nemo, Marlin, and many other funny fish!




The Biggest Book of Stupid Jokes in the Universe


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Full of the most stupid jokes ever invented, this book is part of a series of joke books which includes The Joke Museum, The Big Bad Joke Book, The Biggest Joke Book in the World, 1001 Knock Knock Jokes, and The Ultimate Book of Unforgettable Creepy Crawly Jokes.




Jokes for the Gunmen


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LONGLISTED FOR THE INTERNATIONAL MAN BOOKER PRIZE 2019 A brilliant collection of fictions in the vein of Roald Dahl, Etgar Keret and Amy Hempel. These are stories of what the world looks like from a child's pure but sometimes vengeful or muddled perspective. These are stories of life in a war zone, life peppered by surreal mistakes, tragic accidents and painful encounters. These are stories of fantasist matadors, lost limbs and perplexed voyeurs. This is a collection about sex, death and the all-important skill of making life into a joke. These are unexpected stories by a very fresh voice. These stories are unforgettable.




The Unforgettable Family


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In the last book of The Unforgettable Series, Bailey and Damon finally have a chance at settling down and starting the family theyve always wanted. But as quickly as paradise starts, its taken away from them when a new, or rather old, enemy comes knocking on their door. Once again theyre thrown back into the world of the supernatural, this time fighting family. A war is coming, one where the dead rise and blood is spilled. Will Damon and Bailey be able to fight their enemies, and themselves, once again and keep their family safe? Or will the universe finally win and take one of them away?




THE UNFORGETTABLE MEMORY


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This book is based on a story about the unforgettable and golden memory of the school time. That time starts from kindergarten to high school. The most important thing is that he still remembers his first class of the kindergarten. This is not about to study, this is about getting more enjoyment and funwith their friends. This is about to enjoy happy and bad moment within heavy restriction of rules and regulation of the school time. A lot of rules had been made to control in the discipline but they all gets failed. This book is narrated by Arnie who study in Sant Augustine day school, a co-ed school, starting from lower kindergarten to high school with his four friends Andy, Aarya, Shail, &Vincy. Arnie has a girl whose name is Nia who came in the last and Andy has a friend in girls whose name Myra. He has a different love story, but he realized in the last when he gone from the school. The same case happens with Arnie too. But whatever time they spend together, they never forget. Arnie spent most enjoyable and funny moments with their friends who study with him in that school. He remembers his first day in the kindergarten to last day of high school where he spends the quality time with their friends and classmates, including girls, and along with his sibling. He and his friend are average or below average student in the class. They never serious about their study, always depends on their friends who comes in single queue as per their enrolment no. in every examination. And still they enjoy a lot in the examination hall too. They do the lots of notorious things in the school which are unbearable. They all punish a lost but still save sometimes. They always try to hide those entire notorious things from their family, but they fail too. Their family becomes so rude on their notorious things. Due to these notorious thing, Arnie and his friends become famous in the school.




Unforgettable


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In this sultry tale of passion, Linda Cajio reveals how sometimes lust can lead to love. A seducer of countless women, James Farraday likes a challenge. He’s known the elegant, spirited Anne Kitteridge all his life, and has crossed paths with her at polo matches many times. Truth be told, he’s secretly wanted to sleep with the sexy veterinarian for years. But lately Anne has kept him at arm’s length. Undeterred, James devises a plan to get close—close enough to turn on his magnetic charms so that she will have no choice but to fall into his tight embrace. Refusing to be just another conquest, Anne resolved long ago to ignore James’s broad shoulders and blazing blue eyes. So when James hires her to care for his prize-winning horse, Anne sees the proposition as nothing more than a business deal. But Anne soon discovers that she cannot help but be drawn to the soft soul hidden beneath James’s bad-boy demeanor. Still, this handsome rogue has a record of breaking hearts. Can Anne risk becoming a casualty of love? Includes a special message from the editor, as well as excerpts from these Loveswept titles: The Notorious Lady Anne, Along Came Trouble, and Strictly Business.




The Unforgettable


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This is part 1 of a collection of stories loosely based on real world events. A different journey starts with our protagonist at a low point of his life, and in this book, we follow along to meet the people he does and see in which direction his life goes--if he becomes the hero he desires or falls into his habits.




The Unforgettable Vampire


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In The Unforgettable Vampire, you meet Bailey Chase, an eighteen-year-old girl who lives with her alcoholic dad. They just moved to Williams, Arizona, where Bailey expected a new start and a new life. Sadly, at first, she doesnt get her wish. Her dad is still an alcoholic, and her mother is dead. The worst part is she has had to up and leave all her friends. When Bailey meets Damon Jackson, it isnt love at first sight. And when Bailey finds out what he is and what the town is full of, she instantly draws more attached to the town. Damon is the bad boy of the town, the one most girls throw themselves at, but Damon wont let them in. Bailey and Damon end up discovering theyre more alike than they thought, and their friendship turns into something more. You soon find that Damon is an uncontrollable monster, according to his brother, Steven Jackson. Though Damon may try to fight it and others may not believe it, Bailey ends up being the one thing Damon needs: a friend, a lover, and an unforgettable angel.




The Unforgettable Photograph


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Renowned photographer George Lange’s work is guided by one simple truth: An unforgettable photograph is not about what the subject looks like, but what it feels like. In this entirely new kind of photography guide, written by Mr. Lange and Scott Mowbray, magazine editor and longtime amateur photographer, the rest of us will learn how to take photographs that don’t just document life but celebrate it. No fancy equipment required. Just hundreds of simple, inspiring ideas and lessons—each one illustrated with a photograph—organized around the six essential principles of seeing like a photographer. (Here’s one: Shoot the Moment, Not the Subject.) Here’s why to shoot in natural light—always. The fun of putting babies in surprising places. How to get intimate with food. Using a dramatic sky as your backdrop. The benefit of learning to know the light in every room of your house. Shooting hands or feet instead of faces. How to move past the “I was here” postcard effect. How to catch the in-between moments. Because in the end, it’s about living the moment, shooting the moment—and being in the moment forever.