Author : Glenn Murphy
Publisher :
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 49,55 MB
Release : 2014-10-21
Category :
ISBN : 9781447273004
Why Is Snot Green? is a brilliant book full of answers to all the questions you have ever asked on: Animals The natural world The human body Science and technology Space Packed with over 200 hilarious jokes based around these subjects, and published in association with the Science Museum, this joke book is a perfect addition to your Why Is Snot Green? collection. Which bird can lift the heaviest weights? The crane! What kind of hair does an ocean have? Wavy!
Author : Glenn Murphy
Publisher : Square Fish
Page : 242 pages
File Size : 31,73 MB
Release : 2009-04-14
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1429997451
PREPARE TO LAUGH AND LEARN Scientific answers to mysteries kids really want to know. Sure a lot of kids want to grow up to be astronauts, but according to scientist Glenn Murphy, even MORE kids want to know what happens to astronaut farts. (Short answer: Not good things!) And they want to know: Why don't all fish die from lightening storms? Why haven't we all been sucked into a black hole? Do animals talk? Told in a back-and-forth conversational style, Why is Snot Green? presents science just the way kids want to learn it--with lots of laughter.
Author : Nancy E. Krulik
Publisher : Grosset & Dunlap
Page : 130 pages
File Size : 33,60 MB
Release : 2015
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 0448482827
When George, his classmates, and their families go to a ski resort to compete in a charity event against two other schools, George is determined to win the snowboarding contest and meet snowboarding pro Dice Nievson until he gets sick and his best friend, Alex, must compete in his place.
Author : Brenda Ponnay
Publisher : Xist Publishing
Page : 32 pages
File Size : 16,74 MB
Release : 2017-06-15
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1532402252
What’s invisible and smells like a carrot? Bunny Farts! Burps, farts, boogers, and other bodily functions take center stage in this collection of illustrated jokes sure to be adored by the preschool through early elementary set.
Author : Glenn Murphy
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
Page : 276 pages
File Size : 33,61 MB
Release : 2011-07-22
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 033054330X
Why is snot green? Do rabbits fart? What is space made of? Where does all the water go at low tide? Can animals talk? What are scabs for? Will computers ever be cleverer than people? Discover the answers to these and an awful lot of other brilliant questions frequently asked at the Science Museum in this wonderfully funny and informative book by Glenn Murphy. Divided into five sections, which cover everything from the Big Bang to bodily functions and cool gadgets: - Lost in Space - The Angry Planet - Animal Answers - Being Human - Fantastic Futures Packed with doodles and information about all sorts of incredible things, and published in association with the Science Museum, this book contains absolutely no boring bits! Discover more funny science with Disgusting Science: A Revolting Look at What Makes Things Gross.
Author : Josh Pyke
Publisher : Scholastic Press
Page : 24 pages
File Size : 25,26 MB
Release : 2020-01-11
Category :
ISBN : 9781760971083
Eric the snot liked his life quite a lot stuck up a nose in a cosy old spot... But life for a snot is no bed of roses. It's snot easy for snots to stay in their noses! A delightfully funny, runny adventure by award-winning singer/songwriter, Josh Pyke.
Author : Glenn Murphy
Publisher : Flash Point
Page : 293 pages
File Size : 32,57 MB
Release : 2009-09-01
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1429998342
How loud can your average middle-grader burp? Parents, librarians, and innocent bystanders are about to find out. This follow-up to the equally alluring WHY IS SNOT GREEN? tackles more of life's burning questions, many submitted by real-life ten-year-olds Could we use animal poop to make electricity? What's the world's deadliest disease? Why is your mother turning green? Part silly, part serious, and a big part scatological, HOW LOUD CAN YOU BURP? is destined for greatness and grossness.
Author : Francesca Simon
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
Page : 114 pages
File Size : 36,27 MB
Release : 2010-04
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1402244266
Warning: Too rude for parents and for slimy toad little brothers! These are Horrid Henry's very own jokes: the jokes that grossed out Mom and Dad... that made Aunt Ruby run home... that sent Miss Battle-Axe screaming from class. Be horrid! Read Henry's jokes. Then tell them to the world!
Author : Kathi Wagner
Publisher : Castle Point Books
Page : 496 pages
File Size : 32,80 MB
Release : 2019-09-10
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN : 1250238692
A big, bold, unbelievable collection of the world's funniest jokes! A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series. Accompanied by clever illustrations, these sidesplitting wisecracks will keep kids amused for hours!
Author : Garrison Keillor
Publisher : Blackstone Publishing
Page : pages
File Size : 39,95 MB
Release : 2021-08-10
Category : Humor
ISBN :
Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
