There's a Goose in My Bed


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Artsy Goose has the amazing ability to become integrated into some of the most famous paintings ever known! Often Artsy takes the place of someone or something in the painting. At other times, Artsy adds a new twist to the original. Thirty-three parodies, expertly painted in watercolor, provide a refreshing review of Art History for all ages. Readers are offered an irresistible invitation to jump in and explore the world's memorable masterpieces with Artsy Goose.




There's a Burglar in My Bed


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William Worthington III and his wife are both going to be away for the weekend from their two hundred acre Massachusetts estate with its twenty six bedroom mansion, he to Delaware to shoot ducks with the Duponts and she to her mother's in Boston. Both have, in fact, arranged trysts with their respective lovers in the estate's beach cottage. Inevitably their paths cross and divorce is in the air. Neither is willing to give up the world famous Worthington necklace, so each devises a plan to steal it. True to the laws of farce, both simulated burglaries are scheduled for same night. Fun filled chaos ensues: mistaken identities, unlikely romantic liaisons, a bumbling private detective, a fake necklace, one very determined nymphomaniac and two scantily clad pseudo nuns sharing a single skirt - where did they come from? Confusion is piled on confusion until the mystery of who has the real necklace and who has the fake is revealed in a surprise ending.




The Serious Goose


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Meet a very Serious Goose in late-night host Jimmy Kimmel's first fun and funny picture book! There is nothing silly about this goose. You CANNOT make her laugh, so DON'T EVEN TRY! Written, illustrated, and lettered by Jimmy Kimmel, this picture book challenges young readers to bring the silly out of a very Serious Goose. Inspired by Jimmy's nickname for his kids, The Serious Goose reminds us to be silly in a serious way. Put your little comedians in front of a mylar mirror and challenge them to make this no-nonsense goose smile. This delightful read-aloud is guaranteed to create gaggles of giggles time and time again! Kimmel’s proceeds from sales of THE SERIOUS GOOSE will be donated to Children’s Hospital Los Angeles (CHLA) and children’s hospitals around the country.




Goose on the Loose


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This series of early reading books uses phonic repetition to help children learn to read. Children who have just learned to read can enjoy the lively stories with very little guidance from an adult, gaining the experience and enthusiasm they need to become fully confident readers.




B.P.R.D.: There's Something under My Bed


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In _B.P.R.D.: There's Something under My Bed_, children have been disappearing from their bedrooms under circumstances so mysterious that local police call in the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense. The kids find cold comfort from fish-man Abe Sapien and the disembodied ghost of Johann Krausbut when the innocent fantasy world of monsters and magic they used to enjoy becomes engulfed in terror and nightmares, the bizarre strangers who show up to help don't seem quite so scary after all. Mike Mignola's _B.P.R.D._ goes into bizarre new territory with Joe Harris, screenwriter of _Darkness Falls_, and Adam Pollina, artist of DC's _Big Daddy Danger_.




Goose Goes to the Zoo


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Join Sophie and Goose in an all-new adventure! Sophie and Goose are best friends. But Sophie is worried that Goose gets lonely while she's at school. What if Sophie found Goose another friend to play with? The two take an exciting trip to the zoo to meet some new friends. But wait! What's all that noise? SQUAWK! GRRRR! SQUEAK! Young readers will laugh along as Sophie and Goose have a blast at the zoo in this delightful story from Laura Wall.




Agatha's Feather Bed


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A beginner's guide to the world of mollusks, including snails, clams, and octopuses.




Mother Goose's Nursery Rhymes


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These Are Our Lives


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Thirty-seven life histories of real people selected from among whites and blacks in three basic fields of work in the South--farm laborers and owners, factory and mill workers, people engaged in service occupations--and those on relief. Originally published 1939. A UNC Press Enduring Edition -- UNC Press Enduring Editions use the latest in digital technology to make available again books from our distinguished backlist that were previously out of print. These editions are published unaltered from the original, and are presented in affordable paperback formats, bringing readers both historical and cultural value.




Forest and Stream


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