The Everything Kids' Gross Jokes Book


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Guaranteed to make you gag! If you're up for some side-splitting and stomach-churning laughs, grab The Everything KIDS' Gross Jokes Book as fast as you can! It's packed with hundreds of one-liners and knock-knocks to make you turn green! Make your way through sick sections such as: The Gross-Store There's Grime in My Slime! Everybody Oozes Who Among Us Is a Fungus? Dead Fly Pie Chock full of puzzles, games, and activities, The Everything KIDS' Gross Jokes Book scores a perfect 10 on the Gross-o-meter! Knock Knock Who's there Consumption Consumption who? Consumption be done about the foul odor in here? Why did the bacteria cross the playground? To get to the other slide. Why was the cross-eyed teacher so upset? He couldn't control his pupils.




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The Everything Easy Gourmet Cookbook


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You don't have to travel the world over to bring the taste of gourmet cooking home. Packed with more than 250 tantalizing recipes from continents near and far, The Everything Easy Gourmet Cookbook lets you serve and satisfy even the most cosmopolitan of cravings with inspired meals created quickly and effortlessly. Paired with simple instructions and a glossary for quick reference, The Everything Easy Gourmet Cookbook features such delectable recipes as: Crepes with Curaçao Strawberries and Oranges Fruit-Stuffed Pork Chops Pan-Roasted Swordfish with Plum Tomatoes Hot and Sour Prawn Soup Veal Medallions in Almond Stew With The Everything Easy Gourmet Cookbook, you can open your mind and treat your taste buds to the world of fine cuisine-without leaving home!




The Everything Tapas and Small Plates Cookbook


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Grazers unite! Tapas-or small plates-are now a hot trend in modern food culture. The Everything Tapas and Small Plates Cookbook gathers together 300 of the very best small plate recipes from around the world. From the Pacific Rim to Europe and the Mediterranean, our expert, Chef Lynette Rohrer Shirk, will lead the way. Her easy-to-prepare recipes are sure to entice consumers eager to wow a crowd at a cocktail party or add much needed interest to a quiet dinner at home. Featuring delicious bites from these regions: Tapas from Spain Meze from Greece, Turkey and the Middle East Antojitos from Mexico Dim Sum from China Izakaya from Japan Antipasti from Italy With The Everything Tapas and Small Plates Cookbook readers can travel the world - one bite at a time!




The Everything Home Recording Book


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Now you can make all your musical dreams a reality with this handy guide to recording your own hits–from 4-track to digital—in the comfort of your own home. Have you always wanted to create a top-quality demo, but can't afford the high studio costs? Or maybe you love making CDs and want to take your talent to the next level. Regardless of your budget or skill level, The Everything Home Recording Book is for you. In this highly accessible work, accomplished musician and teacher Marc Schonbrun guides you step by step through the basics of home recording. From setting up your studio and editing tracks to creating your own professional demo, The Everything Home Recording Book helps you develop the skills you need to make your dreams a reality. Features vital tips on how to: —Buy computer and noncomputer recording equipment —Record on tape and digital media —Mix your recordings like a pro Improve acoustics —Add effects such as reverb, EQ, and compression —Select and set up the right microphone for the job Whether you're a beginner or a pro, The Everything Home Recording Book provides you with all you need to know to record your music on your budget.




The Everything Guide to Buying Foreclosures


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A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.




The Everything Sugar-Free Cookbook


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If you think you can't indulge your love of sweets because you must limit your sugar intake, think again. The Everything Sugar-Free Cookbook contains 300 scrumptious recipes that are fun to make, including: New York-Style Cheesecake, Banana Brownies, Orange Mousse with Blueberries, Chocolate-Dipped Strawberries, Family Ice Cream, Strawberry-Stuffed French Toast, and Sweet Tea Sauce. Whether you want to start the day off with a healthy breakfast or treat yourself to a decadent midnight snack, this cookbook has all you need to lead a sugar-free lifestyle. Each recipe has complete nutritional information so you can plan well-rounded meals. Get ready to enjoy la dolce vita without the sugar!










The Everything Stir-Fry Cookbook


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A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.