Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook


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Increase Creativity, Memory, and Intelligence! Scientist have f*cking studies that say swearing shows intelligence. Knowing that, are you the next Albert Einstein? Do you just need a little push and motivation to be a genius? Perhaps what's holding you back is the one dimensionality of your foul mouth. Why not learn how to tell someone how to "Go F*ck Off" in 8 different languages? Is that the only thing keeping you from your place in history along with Leonardo Da Vinci, Einstein, Stephen Hawking? Not anymore! Imagine how much your vocabulary will improve after purchasing the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook. How much stress will you relieve cursing out that a$$h0!e who cut you off on the freeway in 5 different languages? Now that's genius! If your language patterns routinely result in sailors blushing, mothers covering their children's ears, then you definitely need the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook! Increase Creativity Writing by hand has been associated with boosting creativity. Whether you're searching for the next big business idea or for creative ways to express your thoughts, writing in a notebook can give your creative juices more punch. This means coming up with better ideas more quickly and easier than before. Imagine the how a boost in creativity will make you feel at work, home or at school. Your next great idea may be write at the tips of your fingers waiting to be expressed on the pages of the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook. Improve Your Memory Studies show that writing by hand with a pen or pencil improves the strength and length of memories. Manual note taking has an advantage over digital notes. The Association for Psychological Science proclaimed "taking notes by hand is better than taking notes on a laptop". How will you take advantage of this knowledge to gain an edge on your competition at school, work, or business? How will better understanding make things better for you? Technology is designed to speed up tasks, not for user improvement. Remember, you're not taking notes to refer to later, you're writing it down to remember it now!Because you desire comprehension and understanding rather than simple transcription, the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook is a must. Achieve Your Goals and Organize Your Life Write down accomplishments with your exercise habits, weight loss, and other life goals. Look back feel good about yourself and all you've done. Besides capturing goals and dreams, capture important tasks, notes, and phone numbers. Use the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook to organize your life. Evoke Mindfulness Journaling tends to evoke a state of mindfulness in the writer. A greater state of mindfulness means a greater sense of well being, improved physical health, and improved mental health. This correlates to relief from depression, anxiety, and stress. How will you benefit from a greater state of mindfulness you achieve from journaling in the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook? What Really Matters? Think about the importance of your birth certificate, marriage certificate, property deeds, or even the laws that govern our society...the stuff that really matters goes onto paper! Stop limiting yourself and start generating better ideas, more mindfulness, and greater organization now with the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook. Buy the Watch Your F*cking Language Notebook today, make what you write matter!




Watch Your F*cking Language


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Let the squeamish beware! Watch Your F*cking Language takes a no-holds-barred approach to taboo words and expressions. It shows you how to use them to your advantage -- and have fun doing so. Building on the lessons learned in English as a Second F*cking Language, this book emphasizes traditional English swears as well as powerful (and hidden) expressions from other cultures and languages. Through numerous examples, it puts the real language of real people into context: FLOYD: I just heard a Dan Quayle speech. It was really f*cking confusing. RUBY: I just got back from a Mongolian cluster f*ck. It was really confusing f*cking. The name of the game is communication, and Watch Your F*cking Language shows readers how to hammer home their messages with confidence and gusto. Among its features: *Numerous examples of proper (and so-called improper) usage *An Idioms section that emphasizes the niceties of swearing *A "Need to Know, "Nice to Know," and "Forget It" system for identifying swear words *A Final F*cking Exam




The Loom of Language


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Here is an informative introduction to language: its origins in the past, its growth through history, and its present use for communication between peoples. It is at the same time a history of language, a guide to foreign tongues, and a method for learning them. It shows, through basic vocabularies, family resemblances of languages -- Teutonic, Romance, Greek -- helpful tricks of translation, key combinations of roots and phonetic patterns. It presents by common-sense methods the most helpful approach to the mastery of many languages; it condenses vocabulary to a minimum of essential words; it simplifies grammar in an entirely new way; and it teaches a language as it is actually used in everyday life.




The Godfather Notebook


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THE PUBLISHING SENSATION OF THE YEAR FOR EVERY FILM FAN The never-before-published edition of Francis Ford Coppola’s notes and annotations on The Godfather novel by Mario Puzo reveals the story behind one of the world’s most iconic films. The most important unpublished work on one of the greatest films of all time, The Godfather, written before filming, by the man who wrote and directed it—Francis Ford Coppola, then only thirty-two years old—reveals the intense creative process that went into making this seminal film. With his meticulous notes and impressions of Mario Puzo’s novel, the notebook was referred to by Coppola daily on set while he directed the movie. The Godfather Notebook pulls back the curtain on the legendary filmmaker and the film that launched his illustrious career. Complete with an introduction by Francis Ford Coppola and exclusive photographs from on and off the set, this is a unique, beautiful, and faithful reproduction of Coppola’s original notebook. This publication will change the way the world views the iconic film—and the process of filmmaking at large. A must-have book of the season. Nothing like it has ever been published before




Carpe F*cking Diem Journal


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A journal to stop the bullsh*t and seize the f*cking day Packed with profanity and the IDGAF spirit, this is the perfect journal to say it like it is and get back to what matters. Finally ditch the anxiety, shake off the stress, and take a moment each day to focus on the number one f*cking person in your life--you With weekly pages, monthly goal-setting, and laugh-out-loud swears this is the journal that encourages you to embrace the c'est la f*cking vie attitude and focus on your happiness. Hilarious and with a self-care attitude that tells you to take a damn nap and eat that f*cking ice cream, this is the perfect gift for the sweary person in your life and the ideal journal to carry with you all damn day.




The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck Journal


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From New York Times bestseller author Mark Manson, comes an irreverent, interactive journal based on the internationally bestselling phenomenon The Subtle Art of Not Giving A F*ck and the New York Times bestseller Everything is F*cked, providing questions and sharp insights in his inimitable voice. In classic Mark Manson style, this journal isn't a "once a day" or "once a week" thing. You can use it any time. Or not. Leave it and come back. Or not. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck Journal is divided into five sections that mirror the themes of The Subtle Art of Not Giving A F*ck and include guided prompts that help you consider the deepest questions around emotions, values and purpose. Manson's wisdom is complimented with exercises to make you laugh, think, and grow, and his in-your-face attitude is only matched by his sincerity in wanting you to really wrestle with yourself and the things that matter. When it comes to the big topics--things like happiness, values, and responsibility--life is punctuated by seemingly endless questions. Manson addresses these issues with his unique irreverence, offering insights and observations to help you find your own answers. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck Journal provides ample space for contemplating life's ups and downs and guides you to see how key moments in your life--both the tragic and the comic--are opportunities for growth (and sometimes just a good laugh). The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck Journal is illustrated with color images throughout.




The Ghost Notebooks


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"A supernatural story of love, ghosts, and madness as a young couple, newly engaged, become caretakers of a historic museum"--




F*CK I'm Bored


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Here's the first fantastic book of sh*t to do in case you're F*CKING BORED! Now you don't have to waste away the hours pleasuring yourself, wishing there was a f*cking better way to keep your mind and hands busy. Featuring 100 F*cking Adult Activities: Coloring, Sudoku, Dot-to-Dot, Word Searches, Mazes, Fallen Phrases, Math Logic, Word Tiles, Spot the Difference, Where the F*ck did the Other Half Go, Nanograms, Brick-by-F*cking-Brick, Word Scramble, and Much More! **Contains Inappropriate Language**




The Mike Bowditch Series, Books 1-3


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Bestselling author and Edgar-Award finalist Paul Doiron knows Maine better than just about anyone, and in this series that follows Maine game warden Mike Bowditch, he proves it. Here together for the first time in one thrill-ride collection are the first three books in the critically acclaimed series: The Poacher's Son Set in the wilds of Maine, this is an explosive tale of an estranged son thrust into the hunt for a murderous fugitive-his own father. Trespasser On a fog shrouded road in Maine, a young woman disappears after hitting a deer with her car. When Bowditch is called to investigate, he uncovers a web of lies and deceit that leads to a killer who may have already gotten away with murder. Bad Little Falls Doiron delivers another "masterpiece of high-octane narrative" (Booklist) in this harrowing thriller about the hunt for a murderer at the height of a major snowstorm.




House of Dead Dreams


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Jeff and Tracey Corbett decide to move out into a suburban home from their posh apartment in Boston after their son was held hostage by a fleeing cat burglar—but they are wrong. Finally finding a home in Eastford, they find themselves in jeopardy in the hands of their house’s previous owners, the Gosses, who have an unfinished business: to retrieve a notebook that would incriminate them to decade-old unsolved art crimes. The Gosses, desperate to keep their secret buried, will try their best to recover it. With it lies the preservation of the family of Paul Gosse, an electrical engineer with a PhD and a protective father and husband to his two strange sons and deranged wife. Trespassing, intimidation, and murder—instead of safety—await the Corbetts in the Gosse’s house of dead dreams.