Whimsy's Curse


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Death is inevitable. Whimsy Whitman knows this all too well. She was born with the uncontrollable ability to empathically feel how anyone in proximity to her will die. The unfortunate curse has left her homebound, depressed, and isolated from her worried family. It's also a secret she vows to take to her grave after the sadistic psychologist, Dr. Goodrich, in whom she'd once confided, had her institutionalized and torturously tested ten years ago.When Whimsy's split-second decision to venture outside her self-imposed captivity goes horribly awry, the fallout brings Dr. Goodrich bombarding back into her life, along with a slew of terror-induced psychic visions all demanding she run. Now the girl who's terrified of crowds, physical contact, and unfamiliar territory is driving a stolen car to New York City with the small hope of finding the secret to controlling her empathic abilities.When a serendipitous meeting with handsome Beck Hollis opens her eyes to the world outside her anxieties, she thinks her life is finally changing for the better. She soon learns that the limited confines of her childhood home were the only barrier keeping her true power contained. Stranded in the most crowded city in the country and able to feel how every single one of the thousands of occupants near her will die, she knows the tragedy about to destroy them all. Now it's a race to see how many deaths can be cheated before her own time runs out.




The Cursed Dolls Vengeance


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The Cursed Dolls Vengeance Step into the haunting world of "The Cursed Doll's Vengeance" by S.IDEA, a spine-chilling tale of curiosity, friendship, and the battle against an ancient evil. Follow Sarah and her loyal companions as they unravel the dark secrets of a mysterious antique shop, where a cursed porcelain doll awaits its next victims. With each twist and turn, S.IDEA weaves a mesmerizing tapestry of horror, suspense, and the power of human resilience. From the eerie whispers in the shadows to the pulse-pounding confrontations with malevolent entities, "The Cursed Doll's Vengeance" is a masterclass in crafting an atmosphere of unrelenting dread. As Sarah and her friends delve deeper into the mysteries of the cursed doll, they must confront not only the horrors that lurk within the antique shop but also the demons of their own past. With the help of a mysterious psychic, they must find the strength to face their fears and break the curse before it consumes them all. Will Sarah and her friends emerge victorious against the ancient evil that threatens to destroy them? Or will they become just another tragic chapter in the cursed doll's bleak legacy? Find out in this unforgettable ebook by S.IDEA, a rising star in the world of supernatural thrillers. Download "The Cursed Doll's Vengeance" today and let yourself be drawn into a world where the line between reality and nightmare blurs, and the only way out is through the heart of darkness itself.







Whimsical Outbreak


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What do you do when the most joyful place on earth turns into a living nightmare? Ray and Bella are standing in line, impatiently waiting so she can meet her favourite character, Baroness Emberella, when things go horribly wrong. While Ray’s making one of the most difficult decisions of his life, Vanessa and Tom are separated as they try to get their twin boys to safety. In the meantime, Tyler and Michelle’s three-month dating anniversary has become a teenage tragedy, and Adrian struggles with looking after her younger brother. What starts as a typical day at the best amusement park in the universe quickly turns into chaos as a virus spreads like wildfire through the patrons and staff. As the shrinking number of uninfected fight for survival against the insatiable undead, the struggle to escape the park becomes increasingly difficult. How do they choose the right path while dealing with panic, loss, grief, anxiety, and uncertainty? Will they survive, or will they succumb to the hordes of undead shambling throughout the rides and attractions? In this suspenseful and horror-filled parody, author Kat Chartier brings a new twist to a tale of blood, gore, zombies, and theme parks.




Curse Words #9


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"EXPLOSIONTOWN," Part Four The evil wizards of the Hole World have been engaged in an epic tournament to see who will be next to travel to Earth to battle our "hero" Wizord. In this issue: winner winner chicken dinner! Meanwhile, our "heroine" Ruby Stitch takes her first steps along a new path. As always: IT'S MAGIC.




Purebred


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Horse trainer Aidan McKenna had the sight, the ability to glimpse into the future. He also had a family curse that threatened the life of any woman he loved. So when the dreams began--searing, erotic dreams starring his new partner, Cat Clarke--he resisted his fierce desire with all his strength. Because Aidan knew the dangers of ever falling in love again. Aidan and the beautiful horse breeder had staked everything on their racing venture. But when Cat's missing stable manager turned up dead, it became clear they had more to lose than races. If he couldn't stop himself from loving her, Aidan knew he had to find a way to defeat destiny to save the woman of his dreams.




Fantasy, Science Fiction, Science Materials


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The Etymological Compendium


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And Here's the Kicker


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Interviews with David Sedaris, Dave Barry, Jack Handey, Bob Odenkirk, and other humor-writing pros: “Sure to captivate anyone who loves a good comedy.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review) If you aspire to write sitcoms, standup, screenplays, or satirical essays—or are just a connoisseur of comedy—you should learn from the professionals. With interviews from twenty-one top humor writers whose credits include everything from Marx Brothers movies to Borat and The Office, readers will score not only professional advice but personal details about their processes, influences, and experiences in the industry—and, of course, more than a few amusing stories. Discover what Paul Feig thinks would have happened to Freaks and Geeks if the show had had another season; what the writers’ room at SNL is really like; how the Onion editorial staff dealt with the aftermath of 9/11; and much, much more. These humor writers are among the best in the business, ranging from veterans to newcomers, and have collectively been involved with many of the pop culture touchstones of the last half-century. Interviewees include: Stephen Merchant (The Office) · Harold Ramis (Animal House, Groundhog Day) · Dan Mazer (Da Ali G Show, Borat) · Paul Feig (Freaks and Geeks) · Bob Odenkirk (The Ben Stiller Show) · Todd Hanson (The Onion) · Mitch Hurwitz (Arrested Development) · David Sedaris (Me Talk Pretty One Day) · Al Jaffee (Mad) · Allison Silverman (The Colbert Report) · Robert Smigel (Late Night with Conan O’Brien) · Dave Barry (Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up) · Larry Wilmore (In Living Color, The Bernie Mac Show) · Jack Handey (Saturday Night Live) · Larry Gelbart (M*A*S*H, Tootsie) · Buck Henry · Merrill Markoe · Irving Brecher · Marshall Brickman · George Meyer · Dick Cavett “Remarkably frank interviews . . . reads like a secret history of popular culture.” —Time “Loaded with information for people interested in comedy, not just those who want to work in the business.” —PopMatters




Fancies of a Whimsical Man


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