Why Would You Invite a Dinosaur to Your Birthday Party


Book Description

Jack's birthday is just a few days away, and he so excited! He can't wait to have a big birthday party. He's inviting his friends, including his lovable pal, Rex, who's so much fun and a great buddy, but he's also a giant dinosaur. That doesn't always make things easy. Join these two pals as they try to find the perfect place to have Jack's birthday party. Go on this special adventure to learn just how special a true friendship can be. The story reminds children and parents alike that the biggest parties and the best presents aren't as important as the friendships we make. It also gives adults and children the chance to talk about the true meaning of friendship. Why Would You Invite A Dinosaur To Your Birthday Party? is the story of two friends who don't let the challenges they face change their friendship. This fast-paced story keeps readers engaged with colorful illustrations and over 75 fun, reusable stickers that they can peel and stick, again and again. Why Would You Invite A Dinosaur To Your Birthday Party? will keep children occupied for hours as they create a new story each time they open the book.




The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever!


Book Description

Your friends and family will be laughing—and groaning—each time you send one of these zingers their way! Every kid’s joke-abulary will skyrocket with The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! We’ve combined our four best-selling joke books into this special hardcover collection, and added some new jokes too! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes, one-liners, puns, and other groaners make this a must-have for any aspiring class clown. Family jokes, animal jokes, and gross-out jokes for every occasion are waiting for you in this book of silliness!




Once Upon a Dinosaur Craft


Book Description

With step-by-step instructions and delightful illustrations, this crafter's guide shows readers how to create prehistoric party invitations, pterodactyl wings, edible volcanoes, and more. You'll find everything you need for a for a wild dinosaur party or to just have fun on a rainy day. Over 20 fun activities inside!




The Wackiest Joke Book Ever!


Book Description

A compendium of nearly 500 giggles, groans, and belly-laughs for the whole family! Whether you’re a kid or just a kid at heart—chances are you love a good joke—and you can never have enough on hand to share at the right (or wrong) moment. That’s why you need The Wackiest Joke Book Ever! The editors at Portable Press stuffed the pages of this little book with the silliest jokes they could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here’s a sampling: Q. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? A. He had no guts. Q. What did the lips say to the eyes? A. Between you and me, something smells. Q. Why did all of the students eat their homework? A. The teacher said the questions were a piece of cake.




Self Learning English Course With Activities-3


Book Description

These books are designed to teach students the basic skills of communication, and to use English effectively and with confidence.The books are self-explanatory and designed to help students in imbibing the skills with minimal external guidance.




If a T. Rex Crashes Your Birthday Party


Book Description

You never know what will happen when a T. Rex crashes your birthday party. Sure, you'll be super excited when he turns up. But then he'll stomp. He'll ROAR. He'll wonder how you taste with a little mustard. In the end, though, you may find yourself asking him to come back next year! This delightfully whimsical picture book has a fun twist kids will love.




A Very Dinosaur Birthday


Book Description

Your family will roar with laughter at this funny read-aloud from Adam Wallace, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the How to Catch series. What if dinosaurs showed up at your birthday party? From prehistoric presents to games crashing out of control and your snacks going extinct, it's a dino disaster! Dinosaurs are big, and strong, and scary, and farty, So do you really want them coming to your birthday party? Watch out! Birthdays will never be the same with this silly picture book adventure featuring lively rhymes and hilarious illustrations! A Very Dinosaur Birthday is perfect for boys and girls 4 to 10 years old and dino lovers of all ages fans of Dragons Love Tacos and How to Catch a Dinosaur fun family story times and getting the giggles out before bed a gift for birthdays and other celebrations




The Roy Stories


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Barry Gifford has been writing gritty, American tales for the past forty years. His novels, stories, poetry, and films have helped shape the American neo-noir genre. The New York Times Book Review says that he "can sum up in a few words the cruelty, horror, and crushing banality that shape an entire life.” Andrei Codrescu calls Gifford “a great comic realist,” while Pedro Almodóvar likens him to the surrealist filmmaker Luis Buñuel, and Jonathan Lethem describes his style as “William Faulkner by way of B-movie film noir, porn paperbacks, and Sun Records rockabilly.” In The Roy Stories Gifford brings his signature style to a collection of tales following the character of Roy, who has made appearances in a number of Gifford’s previous story collections. Roy lives a mystical kind of life, skinning crocodiles in Southern Florida at age nine in the 1940s and playing in the back alleys of Chicago in the 1950s. This deep-feeling boy observes every detail in his surroundings with a sense of dark humor and an openness that will clutch readers tightly by the heart and lead them on a historical journey.




The Best Birthday Parties Ever!


Book Description

What kind of birthday party would you like to have? Have you always wanted to be an astronaut? Do you love rainbows? Do you find a roomful of monsters appealing? Or perhaps you’re a budding artist? No matter what your interests, you can put together a party that is truly yours. All that’s required are some scissors and paste and a few easy-to-find household materials. THE BEST BIRTHDAY PARTIES EVER! has everything you need to know to plan and create twelve dynamite theme birthday parties. Each party section included clearly illustrated step-by-step instructions for making invitations, table decorations, party hats, favors, and creative cakes. Also, there are instructions for lots of games to play at each part, as well as a craft for your guests to make and take home. So, have fun putting your party together, enjoy your best birthday party ever – and happy birthday!




Children's Dinosaur Birthday Party Kit and Party Games


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Give a Great Child's Birthday Party Without Knocking Yourself Out... Even the Host Has a Great Time with Printable Party Kits!! Wondering how to entertain those children ages 3 to 7 coming to your home? We can make you the perfect host in less than ten minutes from now! The Prehistoric Dino Blast Theme Printable Party Kit is filled with invitations, party games, room decorations, thank you cards, T-shirt iron-ons and contains detailed, step-by-step instructions on how to be the perfect host, keeping the fun and laughs coming, pouring on the imagination while tickling everybody's funny bone! The moment you place your order you'll be able to print your needed party materials. All you need is a color printer and you can easily host a SimpliFun party. You can even add your own child's name and party information for personalized invitations! The Prehistoric Dino Blast Printable Party Kit is for our younger friends ages 3 to 7. your guests are invited with our roaring dinosaur invitation. The Printable Party Kit includes plenty of "everyone wins" prehistoric games such as Feed Rex, Find your dino partner, and Save your dino. Your smoking volcano cake will be a lifetime memory. You add your guests and food, then have fun yourself!. The easy-to follow ideas are simple and economical enough for any party-planner-but definitely fun for children. Created by SimpliFun Studios because there's more to a party than just eating cake!