Words That Sound Offensive But Aren't


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Have you ever slapped anyone for offering you a piece of rapecake? Ever joined a torch-wielding mob because someone used the word niggardly? This book seeks to clear up misunderstandings. It's a simple list of words that sound gross, offensive, or just plain mean, but aren't. For dikephobes and spermologers everywhere!







Holy Sh*t


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A humorous, trenchant and fascinating examination of how Western culture's taboo words have evolved over the millennia




Grammar Girl's 101 Misused Words You'll Never Confuse Again


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Millions of people around the world communicate better thanks to Mignon Fogarty, aka Grammar Girl, whose top-rated weekly grammar podcast has been downloaded more than 30 million times. After realizing her fans were asking the same questions over and over, Mignon decided to focus her attention on those words that continuously confound the masses. In Grammar Girl's 101 Misused Words You'll Never Confuse Again, you'll learn: - When you should use affect and when effect is right- Whether you should you say purposely or purposefully- The difference between hilarious and hystericalPacked with clear explanations, fun quotations showing the word used in context, and the quick and dirty memory tricks Mignon is known for, this friendly reference guide ends the confusion once and for all and helps you speak and write with confidence.




Bad Disgusting Offensive Words You Never Want Your Kids Or Mother to Hear


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Bad Disgusting Offensive Words You Never Want Your Kids or Mother To Hear YOU DON'T NEED THIS BOOK. BUT YOU WANT ONE. The English vocabulary can be amazing and gross at the same time. There are Swear Words Curse Words Stupid Words Vulgur Words Sexy Words Naughty Words and Sleazy Words But the most important words are the ones you need when you want to sling an insult or a comeback with a quick outrageous remark. We're not talking about the usual F**K, A**H**E, B**CH, and S**T stuff, but words that will make you feel superior to anyone you get into an argument or coversation with. Some of these words are down right nasty and insulting to both men and women. So please DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK if you can't handle the looks you'll get after you call your boss a " Ho********it", or your new neighbor an "Un*******er". You'll get hooked quickly with the ease of use, how the words roll of your tongue, and how freely you're able to use them in your daily emails and texts. But Remember, with great power comes great responsibility so try not to spread these words to the wrong people. Be aware of the young children, although it's totally up to you to give a copy as a birthday present to your son or daughter. Keep it out of the hands of the elderly, let's say 99 years old and over. I bet Grandpa would love one on Father's Day and it will become his favorite Bathroom Reader. "Sc*****ck Sudku Gramps!" All in all, Bad Disgusting Offensive Words You Never Want Your Kids or Mother To Hear is stuffed with: Over 400 of these Words Some Sketches and Doodles A Few Jokes and Limericks, maybe one of each A Couple of Word Search and Crossword Puzzles Plenty of Space to let You Add Your Words and Thoughts And it comes in a perfect size, 6"x9", to let you hide it in a backpack, purse, glove compartment, nightstand, school or work desk, golfbag, Christmas stocking and under your pillow. This book is not proudly published by What a Waste of Time Books




The Broken Earth Trilogy


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This collectable boxed set edition includes all three books in N. K. Jemisin's incredible NYT bestselling and three-time Hugo award-winning Broken Earth Trilogy. This complete collection would be a great gift for any occasion and includes The Fifth Season, The Obelisk Gate, and The Stone Sky. This is the way the world ends for the last time... A season of endings has begun. It starts with the great red rift across the heart of the world's sole continent, spewing ash that blots out the sun. It starts with death, with a murdered son and a missing daughter. It starts with betrayal, and long dormant wounds rising up to fester. This is the Stillness, a land long familiar with catastrophe, where the power of the earth is wielded as a weapon. And where there is no mercy. The Broken Earth trilogyThe Fifth SeasonThe Obelisk GateThe Stone Sky




Spin Sucks


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Go beyond PR spin! Master better ways to communicate honestly and regain the trust of your customers and stakeholders with this book.




Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary


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The Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary is the ideal dictionary for advanced EFL/ESL learners. Easy to use and with a great CD-ROM - the perfect learner's dictionary for exam success. First published as the Cambridge International Dictionary of English, this new edition has been completely updated and redesigned. - References to over 170,000 words, phrases and examples explained in clear and natural English - All the important new words that have come into the language (e.g. dirty bomb, lairy, 9/11, clickable) - Over 200 'Common Learner Error' notes, based on the Cambridge Learner Corpus from Cambridge ESOL exams Plus, on the CD-ROM: - SMART thesaurus - lets you find all the words with the same meaning - QUICKfind - automatically looks up words while you are working on-screen - SUPERwrite - tools for advanced writing, giving help with grammar and collocation - Hear and practise all the words.




What the F


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It may be starred, beeped, and censored -- yet profanity is so appealing that we can't stop using it. In the funniest, clearest study to date, Benjamin Bergen explains why, and what that tells us about our language and brains. Nearly everyone swears-whether it's over a few too many drinks, in reaction to a stubbed toe, or in flagrante delicto. And yet, we sit idly by as words are banned from television and censored in books. We insist that people excise profanity from their vocabularies and we punish children for yelling the very same dirty words that we'll mutter in relief seconds after they fall asleep. Swearing, it seems, is an intimate part of us that we have decided to selectively deny. That's a damn shame. Swearing is useful. It can be funny, cathartic, or emotionally arousing. As linguist and cognitive scientist Benjamin K. Bergen shows us, it also opens a new window onto how our brains process language and why languages vary around the world and over time. In this groundbreaking yet ebullient romp through the linguistic muck, Bergen answers intriguing questions: How can patients left otherwise speechless after a stroke still shout Goddamn! when they get upset? When did a cock grow to be more than merely a rooster? Why is crap vulgar when poo is just childish? Do slurs make you treat people differently? Why is the first word that Samoan children say not mommy but eat shit? And why do we extend a middle finger to flip someone the bird? Smart as hell and funny as fuck, What the F is mandatory reading for anyone who wants to know how and why we swear.




X-Treme Latin


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In staff meetings and singles bars, on freeways and fairways, there are aggravating people lurking everywhere these days. But bestselling humorist Henry Beard has the perfect comeback for all prickly situations, offering a slew of quips your nemesis won't soon forget . . . or even understand. Beard's gift is his ability to make fun of popular culture and the current zeitgeist. In X-Treme Latin he provides Latin with an attitude, an indispensable phrasebook that taps the secret power of Latin to deliver, in total safety, hundreds of impeccable put-downs, comebacks, and wisecracks. Within its pages you will learn how to insult or fire coworkers; blame corporate scandals on someone else; cheer at a World Wrestling Entertainment match; talk back to your computer, TV, or Game Boy; deal with your road rage; evade threatening situations; snowboard in style; talk like Tony Soprano; and much more. With dozens more zingers for quashing e-mail pranks, psyching out your golf opponent, giving backhanded compliments, and evading awkward questions, X-Treme Latin is destined for magnus popularity and will have readers cheering, “Celebremus!”