World's Most Fucking Awesome Nurse


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Looking for funny gift ideas for your favorite Nurse? Funny and cheap gift ideas for nurses are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this sweary coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you have a friend or family member who is an awesome nurse, maybe you're looking for birthday gifts for nurses for women from a best friend or sister, and are looking for funny gifts for her then you have come to the right place. Not only is this snarky adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilariously insulting and hysterical laughter inducing quotes in this offensive gift idea are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite nurse's face! We created this series of books for anyone searching for nurse gifts for her but this book could equally work great as funny party supplies and games for a nurse's birthday if you hand the pages out to your party guests! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for nurses, so we hope we have made life easier for you with this cheeky, rude and slightly offensive coloring book for adults!




The Nurses


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A New York Times bestseller. “A funny, intimate, and often jaw-dropping account of life behind the scenes.”—People Nurses is the compelling story of the year in the life of four nurses, and the drama, unsung heroism, and unique sisterhood of nursing—one of the world’s most important professions (nurses save lives every day), and one of the world’s most dangerous, filled with violence, trauma, and PTSD. In following four nurses, Alexandra Robbins creates sympathetic characters while diving deep into their world of controlled chaos. It’s a world of hazing—“nurses eat their young.” Sex—not exactly like on TV, but surprising just the same. Drug abuse—disproportionately a problem among the best and the brightest, and a constant temptation. And bullying—by peers, by patients, by hospital bureaucrats, and especially by doctors, an epidemic described as lurking in the “shadowy, dark corners of our profession.” The result is a page-turning, shocking look at our health-care system.




I'm Just a Stupid Nurse


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As nurses, we always try to give 100% of our attention, care, and kindness to our patients. Sometimes, however, there are obstacles that interfere with us being able to do so. It could be an understaffed hospital, a problem with a coworker or a supervisor, a difficult patient, or even a domineering physician. This ""stupid nurse"" has encountered all of the above over her 36-year nursing career and has decided to share some of her experiences in her book I'm Just a Stupid Nurse. Join me as I recount numerous stories from my time as a nurse that are at times heartwarming, hilarious, and inspirational. Born in a small town in Kentucky, the author, Lynn Jones, completed her BS in Nursing at Eastern Kentucky University, and attended graduate school at IUPUI in Indianapolis, IN. She has worked in Kentucky, Indiana, Saudi Arabia, and Florida. She has traveled the world and cultivated her skills as a nurse, collecting her most interesting stories along the way. Her stories are sure to open a world unexplored to many outside of the medical field and are sure to keep the audience in ""stitches."" She currently resides in Las Vegas, NV with her loving husband.




Behind the Red Line


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An OR nurse shares their experiences in the operating room that begin in nursing school and continue all the way into their current day-to-day work environment. The author gives a peak into a world many people even within healthcare aren't completely familiar with. The book contains chapters about the author's personal journey to become an OR nurse, which along the way give the reader deeper insights into the world of the OR. There are many personal stories throughout the book that the author shares which reveal the unique culture of the OR. Nursing students, nurses, and even patients themselves will get a better understanding of what work is like for nurses and other medical staff who work "behind the red line." The author is a current full-time OR nurse in a large urban hospital in the United States and has worked in multiple surgical settings involving direct patient care and clinical education related to the OR. Written anonymously, the author retells their experiences and gives their observations that will surely resonate with other OR nurses and allow others who have not worked in the OR to gain a better understanding of how different the OR is from other places in the hospital.




Arnesto Modesto: The World's Most Ineffectual Time Traveler


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What if you could go back and do it all over again? By sending his memories back in time, Arnesto Modesto gives himself a do-over. Of course, his much younger self may not be prepared to handle all that foreknowledge... Encouraged by his friend Pete, Arnesto attempts to use his limited recall to do some good — and winds up stumbling through some of the biggest events of the past quarter-century. Take it from Arnesto: Life isn't easier the second time around. (Think Groundhog Day if the main character went much farther back and only got to repeat his life ONCE.) For anyone who has ever wondered, "What if?"




Which Country Has the World's Best Health Care?


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The preeminent doctor and bioethicist Ezekiel Emanuel is repeatedly asked one question: Which country has the best healthcare? He set off to find an answer. The US spends more than any other nation, nearly $4 trillion, on healthcare. Yet, for all that expense, the US is not ranked #1 -- not even close. In Which Country Has the World's Best Healthcare? Ezekiel Emanuel profiles eleven of the world's healthcare systems in pursuit of the best or at least where excellence can be found. Using a unique comparative structure, the book allows healthcare professionals, patients, and policymakers alike to know which systems perform well, and why, and which face endemic problems. From Taiwan to Germany, Australia to Switzerland, the most inventive healthcare providers tackle a global set of challenges -- in pursuit of the best healthcare in the world.




Rock Romance Series


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First Chance: Rock Romance #1A college student Natalie Wright. She hasn't had it easy for years , emotionally. Her one safe haven is music. Soul breaking , body quaking, lyrics sung in such a voice the emotions are conveyed onto you. Enter Ryan "Steele" Hurst , a chart topping lead singer in the rock band "Steele's Army". The bands songs are about cheapening the meaning of love . They project the bad-boy image.Can these two polar opposites coincide with each other on a summer tour making it out unscathed?Last Chance: Rock Romance #2Find Me: Rock Romance #3Save Me: Rock Romance #4Forever, Hold On: Rock Romance #5Letting Go: Rock Romance #6




50 Shades Of Bullsh*t


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This delectable & impolite coloring book is about to become one of your greatest small pleasures. Printed on black paper, it introduces you to a whole new coloring experience. Your designs will look incredibly vibrant and beautiful. And never worry again about coloring outside the lines. It contains humorous and gorgeous one-sided pages with designs varying from minimal to highly detailed where you'll find cute animals, leaves and abstract patterns uniquely articulated around swear words and expressions such as 'Dumbass', 'You're such a dick', and many others. This Delectable Adult Coloring Book Features: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Some of the words you'll come accross: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Bitch Face Douche bag Fuck Motherfucker Bastard Screw You You're such a dick! Dumb piece of shit Go to Hell, Bitch! And so many more! Find a cozy corner, pick a saucy word, grab your favorite coloring supplies and enjoy this adult coloring journey.




Moonshifted


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Moonshifted An Edie Spence Novel Cassie Alexander After surviving a brutal vampire attack, Nurse Edie Spence is ready to get back to work—attending to supernatural creatures in need of medical help. But her nursing skills are put to the test when she witnesses a hit-and-run on her lunch break. The injured pedestrian is not only a werewolf, he's the pack leader. And now Edie's stuck in the middle of an all-out were-war... With two rival packs fighting tooth and nail, Edie has no intention of crossing enemy lines. But when she meets her patient's nephew—a tattooed werewolf named Lucas with a predatory gleam in his eye that's hard to resist—Edie can't help but choose sides. The question is: can she trust this dangerous new ally? And can she trust her own instincts when she's near him? Either way, Edie can't seem to pull away—even if getting involved makes her easy prey...




Dosage Calculations Made Incredibly Easy


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Finally, a reference that makes math less intimidating and a whole lot more fun. This super-simple review is designed to build confidence and teach nurses how to perform complex drug calculations. "Dosage Calculations Made Incredibly Easy" is filled with light-hearted illustrations and straightforward text.