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You're Not A Ninja, And No...You Can't Spend The Night!

Author : Terryn Sundy

Publisher : Lulu.com

Page : 176 pages

File Size : 27,97 MB

Release : 2012-10-19

Category : Humor

ISBN : 0578114194

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Cheeky, wacky and, at times, downright silly, this debut collection of personal essays (and companion pieces) highlights some of (mis)adventures of the curious and painfully observant author, Terryn Sundy. From receiving an impromptu peepshow while standing on a sidewalk in London to witnessing an act of self-gratification while on a 1st date to receiving a glam-rock groupie makeover and getting propositioned by the singer of a well-known hair-metal band, she re-tells these stories with a level of detail and humor that makes the readers wish they were there to experience the zaniness first-hand. As companion pieces and extra insight into her brain, she also includes "How-To" guides on how to avoid some sticky situations in the future, plus lists of some things that she loves (and hates). You're Not A Ninja, And No...You Can't Spend The Night is like reading the diary of your witty, adventurous, potty-mouthed, boy-crazy best friend who never fully grew up.



The Last Lecture

Author : Randy Pausch

Publisher :

Page : 0 pages

File Size : 20,25 MB

Release : 2010

Category : Cancer

ISBN : 9780340978504

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The author, a computer science professor diagnosed with terminal cancer, explores his life, the lessons that he has learned, how he has worked to achieve his childhood dreams, and the effect of his diagnosis on him and his family.



How to be a Study Ninja

Author : Graham Allcott

Publisher : Icon Books

Page : 226 pages

File Size : 50,25 MB

Release : 2017-08-03

Category : Self-Help

ISBN : 1785782525

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In the world of smartphones, instant internet access and on-demand documentaries, studying should be easier than ever. Yet all this background noise can make us unfocused and inefficient learners. So how can you cut through the distractions and get back to productive, rewarding learning? Four little words: Think like a Ninja. Paralysed by procrastination? Harness some Ninja Focus to get things started. Overwhelmed by exam nerves? You need some Zen-like Calm to turn those butterflies into steely focus. Surrounded by too many scrappy notes and unfinished to-do lists? Get Weapon-savvy with the latest organizational technology. With nine Ninja techniques to learn, there is a solution here for everyone who wants to learn better – and they don't involve giving up the rest of your life. Written by one of the world's foremost productivity experts, How to be a Study Ninja is a fun, accessible and practical guide on how to get the most out of your studying and love the quest for knowledge again.



Christmas at Angel Lake

Author : Edie Ramer

Publisher : Edie Ramer

Page : 192 pages

File Size : 28,63 MB

Release : 2013-09-25

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1939328101

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A kitten saved her… Broke, pregnant and deserted by her boyfriend, Maddie Barrymore swerves to avoid a kitten while driving in a Wisconsin blizzard—and her life takes another turn. Like Puss in Boots, she stays in an empty house. She has the baby, the kitten, gets a job and a degree…yet every day she’s ready to flee if the real owner shows up. Five years later, he does… Dumped by the woman he loves, film producer Logan MacLeesh’s heart is as dark as one of his movies. He plans to hole up in his grandmother’s old mansion and throw himself into his work…until he discovers the sexy squatter and her four-year-old son. Before he can call the sheriff, Maddie’s tale of how she ended up there entertains him. They make a deal that as long as she tells him a story every night, she and her son can stay. Even the cat, though Logan’s always been a dog person. A dog in need of saving… Far away in another state, a homeless dog lifts his head, sniffs…and smells him. The human who’s meant for him. As he heads through the snow toward the scent, his journey seems impossible, even though it’s Christmas, a time when miracles happen.



Splatter

Author : Pan D. MacCauley

Publisher : iUniverse

Page : 255 pages

File Size : 40,74 MB

Release : 2018-09-06

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1532054726

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Cumulus is a city of demons. Its citizens survive on the trade of collecting monsters to sell to warring nations. Brutal and bloodthirsty, Felix Reed is the powerful owner of Global Industries, a breakaway company of Wigcothe worlds leading firm in monster collections. With his perfect family and company on the rise, Felix is a man on a mission. He wants to expand Global Industries and, with it, his tyrannical reign over the city. First, though, he must overthrow Wigco, his grandfathers company. Hell stop at nothing to spread his empire, even at the expense of his family, namely his sisters. True, Cumulus is in the business of war, but what happens when the city goes to war with itself due to Felixs meddling? Seven years after an intense trauma, enough is enough. Determined to put things right, one of his sisters sets in motion a chain of events that might put Felixs reign of terror to an end. Felix must struggle for dominance, watchful of ever-lurking spies and adversaries. Can he succeed, or will an unexpected threat overtake him and throw him into a world of darkness where even shadows are afraid?



Happily Ever Ninja

Author : Penny Reid

Publisher : Cipher-Naught

Page : 190 pages

File Size : 21,94 MB

Release : 2016-01-19

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1942874154

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There are three things you need to know about Fiona Archer… I would tell you what they are, but then I’d have to kill you. But I can tell you that Fiona’s husband, the always irrepressible and often cantankerous Greg Archer, is desperately in love with his wife. Yet as the years pass, Greg has begun to suspect that Fiona is a ninja. A ninja mom. A ninja wife. A ninja friend. After fourteen years of marriage, Greg is trying not to panic. Because Fiona’s talent for blending in is starting to resemble fading away. However, when unexpected events mean Fiona must take center stage to keep her family safe, her response stuns everyone—Greg most of all. It seems like Greg’s wish has come true. Except… not. Happily Ever Ninja is book #5 in the Knitting in the City series. Each book is a standalone, full length (110k words), contemporary romantic comedy novel, and follows the misadventures and exploits of seven friends in Chicago, all members of the same knitting group.



Places to Stay the Night

Author : Ann Hood

Publisher : Open Road Media

Page : 326 pages

File Size : 42,80 MB

Release : 2014-01-28

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1480466859

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A “sparkling” novel of love and loss from the bestselling author of Kitchen Yarns, “one of the best young writers in the world of contemporary fiction” (Booklist). Libby Harper, unsatisfied with her suburban life, abandons Massachusetts, her two teenage children, and Tom, her husband of eighteen years. Depressed and feeling trapped, she is determined to realize her fantasies of Hollywood fame before it is too late. Dana has been expecting her mother to walk out for years. Her older brother, Troy, who is always in trouble, has been struggling to get his mother’s attention for most of his life. But it is Tom, their father, who is hit the hardest. Once, he and Libby were the most beautiful couple in town. Rudderless without the woman he has loved since ninth grade, he is a man drowning when Renata Handy enters their lives. Renata has left Manhattan behind to return home with her terminally ill eight-year-old daughter. She finds an unexpected haven with Tom Harper, her high-school crush—and his shattered family. A Literary Guild selection, Places to Stay the Night is a story of the dreams we leave behind . . . and the ways we can find ourselves again.



Violent Causes

Author : L. J. Kendall

Publisher : L. J. Kendall

Page : 573 pages

File Size : 16,47 MB

Release : 2019-02-04

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1925430049

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From experimental subject to enthusiastic assassin The year is 2063 – 27 years after magic returned to our world. Leeth has survived a childhood as the unwitting subject of Dr Harmon’s unethical experiments at the Institute for Paranormal Dysfunction. She is now an eager assassin for a government black ops department. Her missions: seduce and destroy. But Harmon, knowing she’s unprepared for the emotional cost of those missions, sees in that pain the key to her magical development and survival. Magic, however, can be subtle – from shattered remnants, new seeds can grow. And when the artefact of a Death God is added to the mix, it won’t be Leeth alone who is tested.



Brewing Up Murder

Author : Neila Young

Publisher : Red Adept Publishing, LLC

Page : 202 pages

File Size : 28,65 MB

Release : 2017-07-19

Category : Fiction

ISBN :

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As the owner of Mystery Cup Café in Wilton, Missouri, a town made famous by a string of long-ago murders, Blake Harper is used to the mysterious. When her barista is found strangled in a mound of coffee beans, Blake vows to find the killer, even though her sister, the town’s lead police detective, tells her to stay out of it. Blake finds plenty of suspects, like the owners of a rival coffee shop and the handsome new bookstore owner. But when new threats are made, she soon realizes the danger is centered around Mystery Cup and someone is targeting her personally. Will Blake be able to solve the murder, find a new barista, and perfect her recipe for espresso brownies before she becomes the next victim?



Win Or Lose (A Dog Lover's Texas K-9 Medical Suspense Thriller): September Day & Shadow Series #6

Author : Amy Shojai

Publisher : Furry Muse Publications

Page : 226 pages

File Size : 39,28 MB

Release : 2022-01-02

Category : Fiction

ISBN : 1948366339

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"Colorful characters, including the unusual perspective of Shadow the dog, make this series an enjoyable read for any animal lover." ~Toby Neal, USA TODAY Bestselling Author of the Paradise Crime Mysteries & Thrillers Fall in love with heart-pumping fast-paced action brimming with amateur sleuthing and loyal dogs. THE DOG NEVER DIES...BUT THE BAD GUYS GET JUSTICE! With plenty of thrills, you'll cheer for the service dog story, and get hooked on the crazy suspenseful secrets in this small Texas town. Read all night, gasp at the twists, dry happy tears, then catch your breath for the next installment... A kidnapped girl. A merciless killer. Can this stressed-out dog trainer stop a callous murderer claiming innocent lives? September Day can't shake her mounting wedding-planning angst. Too overwhelmed to pick up a dropped-off shelter dog she once trained, she finally leaves the house to check in on a missing vet clinic employee. But when she gets there, she's terrified to find the girl's brother hanging on the edge of death and the poor young woman abducted. Discovering the hound got dumped by the same vicious criminal, September and Shadow race out of town on a dangerous rescue mission. But when a body surfaces and the kidnapper seizes more victims, September fears she may be too late to prevent further bloodshed. With the clock ticking against them, can September and Shadow deliver justice? Win or Lose is the riveting sixth book in The September Day thriller series. If you like engaging heroes, fearless animal companions, and non-stop action, then you’ll love Amy Shojai’s page-turning tale. Buy Win or Lose to play a deadly game today!