Zombies Scare Me 103


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John “Ax Murderer” knows that he will never leave the prison in Leavenworth, Kansas since he is serving a life sentence for the killing on Black Friday at Wal-Mart. Now Operation Zombies Scare Me is in effect after a new president comes to power in the United States of America. Two Missouri National Guard members tell John “Ax Murderer” the whole truth about Operation Zombies Scare Me since they are going to inject him with the flu vaccine to kill him. A mix up leads to John “Ax Murderer” and his friend Jose “Axe” leaving the prison with the rest of the prisoners to fight zombies outside of the walls. John “Ax Murderer” leads the way while they traverse towards a friend´s home that will help them out. John “Ax Murderer” decides that it is a better idea to travel to Cuba than to go to México. Jose “Axe” refuses to go to Cuba and now John “Ax Murderer” is on his own. John “Ax Murderer” plans to travel from Overland Park, Kansas to Saint Louis, Missouri to get in a boat to travel down the Mississippi River towards Cuba. Along the way he will meet a group of survivors who are also trying to avoid the zombies. A corrupt police officer Brayson locks John “Ax Murderer” inside of the family home since he needs John “Ax Murderer” to rob an armored truck with money. After leaving Brayson´s side John “Ax Murderer” meets a mysterious woman Sharon with a secret. Now John “Ax Murderer” is protecting her from the men that a racist leader is sending to kill her. Sharon and John “Ax Murderer” search for a boat while attempting to avoid the men that are trying to kill Sharon. Before John “Ax Murderer” can find a boat he meets a charismatic leader named Keagan who promises to get him a boat if he helps him defeat a racist leader who is killing his people. (Word Count 67,959)




Zombies Scare Me 100


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Zombies do not exist in our world everyone reasons. Until each discovers that, there are real zombies in the United States! Society collapses as rule of law is missing. Members of the Alternative Right or Alt-Right group assassinate our President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden. John Boehner resigns from the position of Speaker of the House of Representatives for not doing Congresses bidding. The new Speaker of the House takes over on Halloween going by the name of President Buttercup. The government transfers its operations to Hawaii the only safe place in the United States from the zombies. The lies continue to pile on while the Muslims earn blame for the zombie outbreak, caused by a government mandated flu shot. A group of characters now must deal with the consequences of the zombie outbreak in the United States. Each of them will struggle to survive. Diana a baseball player lives with her grandparents and is afraid of zombies especially the kid zombies. Jose “Axe” will end up deported to Mexico the day after Halloween if everything goes as planned. John “Ax Murderer” resides at the Leavenworth, Kansas prison serving a life sentence for the killing on Black Friday at Wal-Mart. Pepe “Judas Thaddeus” is a five year old celebrating his birthday at Chuck E. Cheese with his family. Joan works at the Oak Park Mall while she prepares for her friend’s surprise birthday party. Ascelina is from Winnipeg, Canada and loves watching each of the episodes of the Walking Dead with her two sisters. Peter is a doctor at Solara Hospital in Brownsville, Texas who ends up landing in a mental hospital after a suicide attempt. Angelic is running away from her stepson who is trying to kill her. Abban a Gringo is a professional wrestler in Mexico who needs to fly into Chicago to see his mother who is in a coma in the hospital. Our government censors the media by creating the Only Channel to control the information that we receive in the United States. The Only Channel begins to broadcast false propaganda to garner support for a new battle in the Middle East. Operation Zombies Scare Me will earn our country more sympathy worldwide than September 11. Finally leading the United Nations (U. N.) to approve of President Buttercup’s plan to exterminate all the Muslims from the Middle East in order to give all of the Middle East to the state of Israel. Israel will give the United States free oil and we will gain a more powerful ally in the world. (Word Count 66, 220)




Zombies Scare Me 102


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A contaminated flu vaccine brings the zombies to life in the United States of America. José “Axe” is afraid of the zombies. Now the zombies are everywhere. A group of José’s enemies from the prison in Leavenworth, Kansas are now after him. Left for dead, now José takes on the persona of a friend to survive. His enemies think that they killed José in the funeral home, but he has other plans. José puts on a wrestling mask while he gets the courage to kill the zombies with an ax. A twist of fate leads to more trouble. Now his enemies think that they are taking John “Ax Murderer” the famous killer from Black Friday at Wal-Mart to the King’s R. V. Camp Park and their hideout. José does not know much about being in a war zone so he must now invent a new personality to fool his enemies. His new persona consists of doing the most outlandish things, singing out of tune, and saying the craziest things to try to fool his enemies. His made up persona rides a motorcycle and uses a gas powered chainsaw to eliminate the zombie threat. Inside of the camp he meets a cast of interesting characters. Stealing from homes and breaking into stores is part of his duties. A flip of the coin is all that he needs to decide whether he must help out those that are in trouble or let them fight for survival. While he hunts for supplies for the camp, he meets Mario Jr. who also has a secret. Mario Jr. is also pretending to be someone that he is not. José finally decides that it is time to go down to Mexico after helping out Mario Jr. into the safety of the government run shelter. Before José can leave the country, more problems arrive while he meets a child character Pepe “Judas Thaddaeus” whose story does not add up.




Rise of the Zombie Scarecrows


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Dylan is back, and this time he is making a movie, The Rise of the Zombie Scarecrows, with his best friend, Cory, and his girlfriend, Monica. The film is for school credit, and their plan is to film on Halloween. Everything is falling into place until Dylan and Monica encounter a zombie scarecrow that causes Mr. Dalton, a friend of Dylan’s grandmother, to have a heart attack. Dylan and Monica learn that a couple of zombie scarecrows are pranking a local neighborhood. The police shut down Dylan’s project until the pranksters are caught. But Dylan is determined to see his film through to completion, no matter what the cost. This short novel is a high-interest, low-reading level book for middle-grade readers who are building reading skills, want a quick read or say they don’t like to read!




The Readers' Advisory Guide to Horror


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As both an introductory guide for librarians just dipping their toes into the brackish water of scary fiction, as well as a fount of new ideas for horror-aware reference staff, Spratford’s book is infernally appropriate.




The Pop-Up Book of Phobias


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Pop-up illustrations capture the nature of common phobias, including the dentist's drill, heights, flying, and spiders




Nether Marriage: Dead Hubby Never Satisfies


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When I was young, I picked up a jade pendant and thought it was a treasure, but who would have thought that I would be tricked! It was actually a betrothal gift thrown to me by a dead man, and on the night of my eighteenth birthday, I was beaten up by people to pick up a bridal sedan and spend the night with a handsome ancient Handsome Man.




Beach Blanket Zombie


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Zombies are relentless, ravenous creatures, and their insatiable appetite for living flesh has given author Mark McLaughlin plenty of food for thought. In BEACH BLANKET ZOMBIE, you will sit down to a feast of zombie stories -- seventeen in all. Zombies can rise from the dead for countless reasons. Any horror-movie enthusiastic can tell you that. Sure, a zombie's bite can turn its victim into one of the living dead. But that's not all. In films, corpses have been turned into zombies through voodoo, nuclear power, viruses, parasites, Egyptian curses (if you count mummies as zombies), toxic chemicals, the Black Mass, and more. In his stories, McLaughlin explores many different ways to bring the dead back to life. As you read these stories, you will learn about zombies created by Internet witches, and discover the bizarre secrets of the isle of Zovemba, also known as Zombie Island. And that's not all. To satisfy your hunger for horror, McLaughlin has added sixteen stories about other types of humanoid monstrosities. Fiends and freaks come in many forms, and some of the very worst attempt to pass for people.In this collection, you will such ghastly, pulse-pounding tales of the macabre as "Beach Blanket Zombie," "Vulture Soup for the Soulless," "The Agony of Claude Bawls," "Tears of the Expressionist Aphrodite," "Cyber-Vengeance of the Internet Witches," "ZOM BEE MOO VEE," "Tell Your Secrets to the Slime," "The Bloody Woman and the Chameleon Man, Also Known as Mom and Dad," "Hello! My Name is Halja," "Notes Concerning the Death and/or Decomposition of Reality," "The Tale Of The Cat-Headed Man, The Man-Headed Dog, and the Lady With Rats For Hands," and many more.




The Living Dead


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“A horror landmark and a work of gory genius.”—Joe Hill, New York Times bestselling author of The Fireman New York Times bestselling author Daniel Kraus completes George A. Romero's brand-new masterpiece of zombie horror, the massive novel left unfinished at Romero's death! George A. Romero invented the modern zombie with Night of the Living Dead, creating a monster that has become a key part of pop culture. Romero often felt hemmed in by the constraints of film-making. To tell the story of the rise of the zombies and the fall of humanity the way it should be told, Romero turned to fiction. Unfortunately, when he died, the story was incomplete. Enter Daniel Kraus, co-author, with Guillermo del Toro, of the New York Times bestseller The Shape of Water (based on the Academy Award-winning movie) and Trollhunters (which became an Emmy Award-winning series), and author of The Death and Life of Zebulon Finch (an Entertainment Weekly Top 10 Book of the Year). A lifelong Romero fan, Kraus was honored to be asked, by Romero's widow, to complete The Living Dead. Set in the present day, The Living Dead is an entirely new tale, the story of the zombie plague as George A. Romero wanted to tell it. It begins with one body. A pair of medical examiners find themselves battling a dead man who won’t stay dead. It spreads quickly. In a Midwestern trailer park, a Black teenage girl and a Muslim immigrant battle newly-risen friends and family. On a US aircraft carrier, living sailors hide from dead ones while a fanatic makes a new religion out of death. At a cable news station, a surviving anchor keeps broadcasting while his undead colleagues try to devour him. In DC, an autistic federal employee charts the outbreak, preserving data for a future that may never come. Everywhere, people are targeted by both the living and the dead. We think we know how this story ends. We. Are. Wrong. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.




Tempt


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