Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
Page : 361 pages
File Size : 48,22 MB
Release : 2007-04-01
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1599216566
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”—Groucho Marx An insult can be offensive and infuriating, but it means nothing if you have a better comeback. 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks gathers together the very sharpest of these barbs from a wide variety of sources, with some of the wickedest put-downs from the literary, political, and entertainment worlds, along with many others.
Author : Knock Knock Book Staff
Publisher :
Page : 0 pages
File Size : 31,40 MB
Release : 2008
Category : Invective
ISBN : 9781601060587
The 'Lines For All Occasions' series provides a superb collection of these much needed phrases for all manner of breakup, rejection, excuse, lie, come-on, or insult situations - ranging from the diplomatic to the downright bridge burning.
Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Page : 241 pages
File Size : 31,22 MB
Release : 2011-05-10
Category : Humor
ISBN : 1616082542
The most clever, sidesplitting collection of lawyer jokes . . . bar...
Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
Page : 333 pages
File Size : 13,22 MB
Release : 2006-11-01
Category : Reference
ISBN : 1599216663
Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips and jokes, all in one packed volume. From politicians to sports legends, Hollywood stars to Miss USA contestants, comedians are not the only ones tickling our funny bones and showing us the lighter side of life. *Great impulse buy*The 1001 Series books are Lyons Press bestsellers Steven D. Price, a consulting editor of The Lyons Press, is the author of thirty books including 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said, 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks, The Best Advice Ever Given, and The Quotable Horse Lover.
Author : Cynthia Ceilán
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
Page : 322 pages
File Size : 37,24 MB
Release : 2007-11
Category :
ISBN : 1599216914
Dark humor about those who have removed themselves from the gene pool. An original and irreverent compendium of accidental deaths caused by astonishing stupidity, embarrassing irony and/or really bad luck, in the tradition of The Darwin Awards.
Author : Randy Stratton
Publisher : Chronicle Books
Page : 109 pages
File Size : 36,65 MB
Release : 2010-07-01
Category : Crafts & Hobbies
ISBN : 0811872173
Construct your own smoking devices—from simple to elaborate—with easily obtained materials. Includes bonus instructions for making your own vaporizer! The first book ever to feature detailed directions for bongs, pipes, hookahs, and more, Build This Bong brings both the classics and entirely original showstoppers to the home workshop. Projects of all sorts—from a standard gravity bong to a rubber ducky hookah and a state-of-the art vaporizer—come to life with Popular Mechanics-inspired illustrations and simple instructions. No fancy materials necessary: handyman Randy Stratton shows how to construct everything from common household goods. Build This Bong’s forty inventive projects—made from melons, coconuts, snow-globes, teapots, and more—are sure to be a big, mind-blowing hit.
Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
Page : 353 pages
File Size : 44,42 MB
Release : 2017-09-01
Category : Reference
ISBN : 1493029436
A collection of stupid utterances, mostly unintentional--although not always--from politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can put their feet in their mouths. Based on recorded history, it's safe to say that dumb remarks have been with us since the invention of writing. Young or old, rich or poor, famous or unknown, people of all generations and cultures have seized the opportunity to say something dumb - stupidity has always been an equal opportunity employer. In celebration of such mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature - and everywhere else people can - and have - put their feet in their mouths.
Author : Eric Grzymkowski
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
Page : 357 pages
File Size : 44,62 MB
Release : 2011-09-15
Category : Reference
ISBN : 1440529078
Whoever said, "sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including: "I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence." --George Bernard Shaw "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." --Muhammed Ali You won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool. So embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.
Author : Croft M. Pentz
Publisher : Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
Page : 386 pages
File Size : 16,77 MB
Release : 1990
Category : Humor
ISBN : 9780842304672
You could call them one-sentence sermons or one-sentence solutions. Use them to spice up your speeches, sermons, church bulletins--anywhere a quick word of wit or wisdom is needed.
Author : Beyond Funny
Publisher : Independently Published
Page : 96 pages
File Size : 38,31 MB
Release : 2020-12-19
Category :
ISBN :
If you want to verbally destroy your friends and family with hilarious comebacks, without sounding like a child, then read on... Looking to zing your friends, family, and co-workers with laughable one liners? Want a quick and simple insult that is perfect for every situation? In need of a hilarious gag gift that'll leave your recipient laughing out loud? If so, 450 One Line Insults and Put Downs is for you, because it was written by professional comedians that specialize in raunchy retorts, crafted comebacks, and ouch-worthy insults. Imagine having hundreds of hilarious responses at your disposal next time someone, friend or foe, tries to pick you fight with you! Why This Book Is Different This book is different because it is jam packed with content that is ACTUALLY funny for adults. You'll Soon Discover Hundreds of jaw-dropping and hilarious insults that will leave your opponent speechless. The perfect one-line comeback for the friend that just loves giving you the finger. Why this book is the perfect gag gift for someone that could use a helping hand in an argument. What your personality, a busted chap stick, and beached whale all have in common. A few golden classics involving your mother and all the terrible things about her. And so much more! Scroll To The Top Of The Page And Add To Cart Now!
