101 Reasons Why You Suck at Golf


Book Description

101 REASONS YOU SUCK AT GOLF is a comical book here to bring some much-needed laughter to the world of golf. If you know someone who is taking their game too seriously or has found themselves infuriated by the elusive art of swinging a club, this side-splitting collection of golfing mishaps is the perfect anecdote. Are you tired of missing the fairway by a mile? Is your putting game more of a "wild goose chase" than precision putting? Have you ever mistaken the sand trap for a cozy beach vacation? Do you believe a "gimme" is a type of coffee at the clubhouse? Whether you're a seasoned golfer in need of a good laugh or a newbie who wants to prepare for the inevitable chaos that comes with teeing off, 101 REASONS YOU SUCK AT GOLF is the ideal gift for golfers of all skill levels. It's a great conversation starter, a perfect gift for golf-loving friends, and an amusing addition to any golf enthusiast's collection.




Why You Suck at Golf


Book Description

Do you suck at golf? Do you know someone who does? While written in a tongue-in-cheek style, Why You Suck at Golf is an informative and education manual chronicling the most common mistakes golfers make when playing this wondrous game. From arriving too late for your tee time, to trying to keep your head too still, if there is a common, easily correctible mistake a golfer makes it is in this book. 52 chapters in all, each discussing a mistake and how to correct it. So whether you want to have a little dig at the golfaholic among your friends or family, or serious about eradicating shot-costing mistakes in your game, "Why You Suck at Golf" is a must read. Written by Teaching Professional Clive Scarff, author of the #1 ranked "Hit Down Dammit " golf instruction book, also available on Amazon.




Golfweek's 101 Winning Golf Tips


Book Description

Small enough to fit inside your golf bag and fully endorsed by the editors of Golfweek magazine, this helpful volume contains tips for golfers of all skill and experience levels: choosing the right equipment; gripping the club; stance and set-up; proper swing fundamentals; driving, chipping, putting; executing trouble shots; the mental game; and much more. If you are a duffer looking to break 100 for the first time, or a scratch golfer looking to cut one more stroke from your card, this book will really help.




God Loves Golfers Best


Book Description

God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.




101 Things That Piss Me Off


Book Description

Complaining, psychologists assert, is good for your health. It acts as a relief valve to help dispel the pent up energy generated by our daily frustrations, personal peeves, and life-long vexations. Now curmudgeons, gripers, grousers, and complainers have their own place to discard their tension! 101 Things That Piss Me Off is the manifesto guaranteed to help even the crabbiest soul let loose. Here is just a sample list of items guaranteed to piss anyone off: •Aggressive drivers who give the finger •People who graduated from assertiveness courses •Elevator music •Having the best senators money can buy •Appliances that fail the day after the warranty expires •Nineteen-year-old tech millionaires •People who are more inept than we give them credit for




501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot


Book Description

You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!




So Help Me Golf


Book Description

A beloved New York Times bestselling author and golf aficionado shares his insatiable curiosity, trademark sense of humor, and vast knowledge of the game in this cavalcade of original pieces about why we love the sport, now featuring three additional new pieces. This is the book Rick Reilly has been writing in the back of his head since he fell in love with the game of golf at eleven years old. He unpacks and explores all of the wonderful, maddening, heart-melting, heart-breaking, cool, and captivating things about golf that make the game so utterly addictive. We meet the PGA Tour player who robbed banks by night to pay his motel bills, the golf club maker who takes weekly psychedelic trips, and the caddy who kept his loop even after an 11-year prison stint. We learn how a man on his third heart nearly won the U.S. Open, how a Vietnam POW saved his life playing 18 holes a day in his tiny cell, and about the course that's absolutely free. Reilly mines all of the game’s quirky traditions—from the shot of bourbon you take before you tee off at Peyton Manning’s course, to the way the starter at St. Andrews announces to your group (and the hundreds of tourists watching), “You’re on the first tee, gentlemen.” He means that quite literally: St. Andrews has the first tee ever invented. We’ll visit the eighteen most unforgettable holes around the world (Reilly has played them all), including the hole in Indonesia where the biggest hazard is monkeys, the one in the Caribbean that's underwater, and the one in South Africa that requires a shot over a pit of alligators; not to mention Reilly’s attempt to play the most mini-golf holes in one day. Reilly expounds on all the great figures in the game, from Phil Mickelson to Bobby Jones to the simple reason Jack Nicklaus is better than Tiger Woods. He explains why we should stop hating Bryson DeChambeau unless we hate genius, the greatest upset in women’s golf history, and why Ernie Els throws away every ball that makes a birdie. Plus all the Greg Norman stories Reilly has never been able to tell before, and the great fun of being Jim Nantz. Connecting it all will be the story of Reilly’s own personal journey through the game, especially as it connects to his tumultuous relationship with his father, and how the two eventually reconciled through golf. This is Reilly’s valentine to golf, a cornucopia of stories that no golfer will want to be without. **The Sports Librarian’s Best of 2022 – Sports Books**




You Suck at Racing


Book Description

A lot of books on driving are written by professional racers who assume you too want to be a professional racer. Not this book. It's written by a hobbyist who suggests you keep your day job. Besides, it's much more fun being an enthusiastic amateur than a jaded professional (just ask someone in the sex industry). This book is designed to help the average driver make the transition from commuter to safe road racer in as few pages as possible. I wrote this book because it's what I would have wanted to read when I first became interested in track driving: succinct, nerdy, practical, and occasionally diverting. It is not intended as a definitive tome or a work of art. It's more like a sandwich: convenient and nourishing.




The ComMANdments; The Official Guide Book to Man Rules, volume III


Book Description

MAN RULES III - Man Rule 151-200.The Third Volume continues with Man Rules directed towards Man Rule Violators. Plus Volume III contains specific Man Rules that are used when Men go CAMPING and for playing SPORTS. [Man Rules continue in Volume IV which is also available!]




Unemployment Doesn't Have to Suck!


Book Description

A must have employment guide that offers a more "optimistic" spin on unemployment! Unemployment Doesn't have to Suck! brings a new, fresh, look on unemployment. Designed to quickly have you up and running in an invigorating, exciting new direction! Part employment guide, career coach, life-coach, motivator, cost-saver, and resume builder, this book turns quicker than a break dancing penguin. Want to travel around the world for free, go to school for free, have your resume evaluated free, and get your resume career bullet points for free? This guide covers all that and more. Perfect for anyone who needs a break! This book contains note pages, checklists, and forms at the end for added convenience.