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101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids

Author : Editors of Ulysses Press

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 112 pages

File Size : 41,69 MB

Release : 2024-07-02

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1646046900

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Looking for some jokes that will never go extinct? Look no further. . .101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids is filled with funny, delightful Jurassic-era puns, knock-knocks, and gut-busters that dinosaur-obsessed kids will love reading, sharing, and telling. This dino-mite joke book is filled to the brim with hilarious jokes, funny riddles, and side-splitting puns that are all about DINOSAURS! Whether you're a Triceratops-tripper, a Veloci-riddler, or just someone who loves good old dinosaur fun, this book is the perfect excavation site for you. Why was the T-Rex upset? Because he was happy and he knew it… Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet What game do pet Brontosauruses like to play with humans? Squash What do you call a near-sighted dinosaur? A Do-you-think-he-saurus



Dinosaur Jokes

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Publisher : Children's Press

Page : 52 pages

File Size : 47,69 MB

Release : 1988

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9780516018652

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A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.



101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids

Author : Editors of Ulysses Press

Publisher : Simon and Schuster

Page : 104 pages

File Size : 10,14 MB

Release : 2024-07-02

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1646046943

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Looking for some jokes that will never go extinct? Look no further. . .101 Silly Dinosaur Jokes for Kids is filled with funny, delightful Jurassic-era puns, knock-knocks, and gut-busters that dinosaur-obsessed kids will love reading, sharing, and telling. This dino-mite joke book is filled to the brim with hilarious jokes, funny riddles, and side-splitting puns that are all about DINOSAURS! Whether you're a Triceratops-tripper, a Veloci-riddler, or just someone who loves good old dinosaur fun, this book is the perfect excavation site for you. Why was the T-Rex upset? Because he was happy and he knew it… Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet What game do pet Brontosauruses like to play with humans? Squash What do you call a near-sighted dinosaur? A Do-you-think-he-saurus



299 Quick Jokes for Kids

Author : I. P. Grinning

Publisher : CreateSpace

Page : 66 pages

File Size : 50,66 MB

Release : 2013-12

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781494443221

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IP Grinning presents... '299 Quick Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. See if these tickle your funny bone: Why are vampires polite when taking blood? They always fang you for it! What do you do your mum rolls her eyes at you? Pick them up and roll them back to her! What happened when the zombie wanted a Halloween party? He went to the graveyard and dug up a few friends! Doctor, doctor, a bee stung me. Can you put some ointment on it? No, it'll be long gone by now! Which Star Wars' character gradually disappeared? Darth Fader! Which planet in the solar system did the alien crash land on? Splaturn! Which sea creature does best at underwater math? An octoplus! What do you get if cross a Dinosaur with a Termite? Dinomite! Why are pirates called pirates? Because they “Arrrrr!” What happened to the man who crossed his dog with an elephant? I can't recall - but ask the elephant it'll remember! Scroll up and Buy this Book Now - your child will love going back to it again and again.



501 Dinosaur Joke-tivities

Author : Highlights

Publisher : Highlights Press

Page : 146 pages

File Size : 18,19 MB

Release : 2020-04-14

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1684379237

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Calling all dino fans! There are a TON of dinosaur jokes, riddles, fun facts, tongue twisters, limericks, cartoons, puzzles and activities inside this 144-page collection. Perfect for ages 6-9, this unique mix of humor, science and puzzles is guaranteed to tickle the funny bone of every joke-obsessed kid who loves learning about dinosaurs. Kids are enthralled by prehistoric creatures, so we packed as much as we could into this book, starting with a pronunciation guide for 101 types of dinosaurs from Acrocanthosaurus to Zuul. After that, dino enthusiasts can read fascinating facts like how big a newly hatched T-rex might have been (about the size of a cat!), giggle at goofy jokes and tackle dino-mite puzzles. Not to mention the TONS of dinosaur-themed Hidden Pictures scenes, limericks, cartoons, mazes, word finds, matching games, writing and drawing prompts, quizzes and other activities. Great as a gift for dino lovers or for screen-free entertainment any time, this collection helps kids build important skills all while having fun. Telling jokes is a great way for kids to develop creative expression and social-emotional skills, while puzzling improves focus, visual perception and more skills kids use in school. Like all Highlights products, 501 Dinosaur Joke-tivities is well researched, well constructed and visually appealing, to bring kids age-centric Fun with a Purpose.



Dinosaur Mardi Gras

Author : Dianne De Las Casas

Publisher : Pelican Publishing

Page : 32 pages

File Size : 41,47 MB

Release : 2012

Category :

ISBN : 1455616680

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Book Description

Dinosaurs parade down the streets of New Orleans during the Mardi Gras carnival. Includes glossary and related craft activity.



101 School Jokes for Kids

Author : I. P. Grinning

Publisher : CreateSpace

Page : 42 pages

File Size : 25,11 MB

Release : 2014-02

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 9781495995200

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IP Factly presents... '101 School Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. 101 School Jokes for Kids for Kids is a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Joke books for kids on kindle are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Click on the cover above to see a sample of the jokes or read on.... 1. Why did the teacher get stronger bulbs for the school room?Because the class was a little dim! 2. Who's the king of your desk?Your ruler! 3. Why did the sun not bother going to college?It already had a million degrees! 4. Teacher: How did the Dark Ages get their name?Pupil: From all the Knights! 5. History teacher: How did Vikings communicate?Pupil: Norse code! Reviews for other IP Factly joke books Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified PurchaseThis review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified PurchaseThis review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified PurchaseThis review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified PurchaseThis review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition)My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. Scroll up and Buy this book now - your child will love going back to it again and again.



StoryCraft

Author : Martha Seif Simpson

Publisher : McFarland

Page : 294 pages

File Size : 44,90 MB

Release : 2015-11-17

Category : Language Arts & Disciplines

ISBN : 0786492155

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Book Description

While storytelling is a great favorite of preschoolers, many elementary age children are more drawn to crafts and other activities. StoryCraft is an award-winning library program that combines storytelling with crafts in an exciting and engaging activity for children in first through third grades. Each one-hour program includes storytelling, a craft, movement, activities, music, and discussion. This collection of StoryCraft programs presents 50 fun and educational theme-based sessions. Each includes suggestions for promotion, music, crafts, activities, and stories. The sessions also include bibliographies to help direct young readers toward additional reading, as well as diagrams, detailed instructions, and supply lists for the crafts. The themes range from a Jungle Safari to Math Mayhem to a Western Roundup, all encouraging children to enjoy reading in a variety of ways. Each session has plenty of suggestions, so that the program can be customized. Helpful Hints for implementing the program can help any librarian, volunteer, or parent turn a ho-hum storytime into a dazzling StoryCraft time.



Super Silly Jokes for Kids

Author : Vicki Whiting

Publisher : Fox Chapel Publishing

Page : 84 pages

File Size : 42,17 MB

Release : 2020-09-08

Category : Juvenile Nonfiction

ISBN : 1607658259

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More than two hundred jokes for children about everything from dinosaurs to aliens, accompanied by hilarious color illustrations! Do you know how many tickles it takes to tickle an octopus? Tentacles! From the creative minds at Kid Scoop®, an award-winning and nationally syndicated activity page for children, comes this hysterical book chock full of jokes, riddles, and puns. Kids will enjoy flipping through these pages and learning over two hundred jokes they’ve never heard before and can’t wait to tell. Featuring jokes about pirates, dinosaurs, mermaids, monsters, robots, aliens, animals, and so much more, this book provides hours of fun for young jokesters and anyone else who loves to laugh! This is a fixed-format ebook, which preserves the design and layout of the original print book



Knock Knock!

Author : Johnny Laughing

Publisher : CreateSpace

Page : 24 pages

File Size : 42,84 MB

Release : 2015-06-02

Category :

ISBN : 9781512315790

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Best-Selling Joke Book for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny knock knock jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Hours of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. From this Funny Joke Book... Knock knock! Who's there? Adore! Adore who? Adore stands between us, open up! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? C's! C's who? C's the day! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Abbey! Abbey who? Abbey stung me on the nose! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Closure! Closure who? Closure mouth when you eat! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today! Tags: funny knock knock jokes for kids, funny joke, funny jokes, lol, jokes, food, joke book, knock knock book, ebook, books, funny, knock knock jokes, ebooks, funny jokes, kids, haha, hilarious, children, joke, kid, funny jokes for children, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book, kids books, funny knock knock jokes, joke book, food book, joke books, hilarious, lol, laughing, laughter, knock knock, funny jokes, funny joke book, book for kids, kindle book, kindle ebook, joke, jokes, jokes for kids, jokes for children, knock knock jokes, knock knock jokes for kids, funny jokes, jokes online, comedy, humor, early reader, beginning reader, laugh, laughter, funniest jokes, ages5-12, ages 6-8, ages 9-12, comedy, humor, preteen, young adult laughing, kids comedy