2 Cherries for My Dad's Best Friend


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My dad’s gorgeous best friend has a special appendage that can pop BOTH my cherries at once. Say what? Yes, it’s true! Leah: I’ve known Killian for ages. He’s my dad’s buddy from college, and the gorgeous alpha male is mouthwateringly handsome, with dark blue eyes, the physique of an Olympian, and a white grin that flashes whenever we make eye contact. Even better, there are no secrets. Killian is my dad’s best friend, and I’ve known every detail about him my entire life … Or so I think. Because the older man is special down there. He’s not just well-endowed, or even insanely large (although of course, that’s true too). Instead, the older man has TWO of what makes women happy. How is this even anatomically possible? Are we in a fantasy land? Nonetheless, it means double the pleasure… Double the fun… And most importantly … Killian’s going to pop BOTH my cherries at once using his special tool! We’ve gone straight to La-La-Land and we’re not coming back! This book is a load of fun where Leah samples the forbidden with an older man who has secrets that he’s not afraid to share with the innocent young girl. Do you like getting lost in steamy, naughty romance with the man of your dreams? How about if he has TWO of what you desire most in life? That’s what I thought hehehe! Bring a big glass of lemonade because you’ll need it for the wild ride ahead. This book is a follow-up to 2 Obsessed with The Brat, The Prince and His Bodyguards, and A Curvy Girl for the Prince, but all of my books are standalones and do not need to be read in order. This book is part of the Dad’s Best Friend series, featuring deliciously forbidden steamy age gap instalove romances. No cheating, no cliffhangers, and always an HEA.




A Curvy Girl for the Prince


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Haakon: I know there are rumors about me. That I use women. That I tie them up for my so-called “training.” That I discard them afterwards, with no thought as to their well-being. It’s all true. After all, not everyone can handle a Prince of Lysenia because I’m genetically different from most men. The average guy out there has one tool … but I have two. They’re both massive, leaking poles. Designed to claim. With no mercy. And I’m looking for a curvy girl who can take it all. Matilda: I’ve heard about Prince Haakon’s anatomy. The rumors are so wild that they couldn’t possibly be true. But after our prince calls for a virgin sacrifice, opportunity knocks. He’s here … I’m available … … and I’m eager to receive on both ends. In other words, I’m perfect for Haakon’s filthy desires. But how do I make him choose me? This is a follow up to The Prince and His Bodyguards. Yes, the genetics of the Lysenian royal family are strange but altogether amazing because just like Prince Ragnar, Prince Haakon also has two massive clubs … and a forked tongue that can do wonders! Impossible? Not in Romancelandia! As always, my tales contain inappropriate scenes and are not intended for sensitive readers. HEA guaranteed.




Breeding the Brat


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Ramona: I went to the breeding party just for fun. I was going to hook up with a couple of Swedish Vikings, and my guardian would never find out. But afterwards, Victor saw the trickle down my thigh … From both my front and back ends… And the handsome man was INCENSED. Now, he says that if I want to be bred, then HE’S the man who’s going to do it! Victor: WTF does Ramona think she’s doing? I take the brat on a trip to Stockholm to celebrate her high school graduation, and while we’re there, Ramona goes to a BREEDING PARTY! She claims it was just for fun … but I’ll show the curvy girl what FUN means when I put a baby in her belly! This is a follow-up to Kimber’s story (Pregnant By Best Friend’s Dad) and Casey’s story (Begging for More). Yes, breeding parties are a thing, didn’t you know? And this time we’re going to a breeding party at Club Z in Stockholm. Do things get wild? Yes! Are there multiple men? Yes! Does Victor steal Ramona’s birth control in order to get her pregnant? You bet! Hold onto your horses because the storyline gets UNREAL with this one! Again, DO NOT BUY this book if you’re easily offended. HEA guaranteed.




The Man with 2 Clubs


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Welcome to the Isle of Deux where the men have not one, but TWO massive clubs hanging below their belts! How can this be? Read and see! Amy: My parents are awful people. They want me to marry me off to some dude in rehab, so I went on a long hike to clear my mind. But I came upon a secluded island … And to my surprise, it’s populated by a community of gorgeous alpha males who all have TWO huge tools! Who are these guys? Where did they come from??? Nonetheless, the loincloths can’t hide those enormous shafts. They poke out proud and glorious, thickly veined and girthy. My mouth waters even as my knees go weak because I want to try one or two … or maybe try them all! Drake: Against all odds, a random girl stumbled upon our hidden island. WTF? How the hell did that happen? Nonetheless, we can’t let Amy go without being punished. She’s going to be offered up as a sacrifice … On an altar … With all my brothers watching … As she takes my hard, heavy tools BOTH ways, simultaneously. See? The curvy girl showed up at the altar just like her parents wanted … …. They just didn’t expect her to be married to a man like me! This is a follow-up to Carl and Chloe’s tale in The Lumberjack with 2 Rods. Can you believe the premise of these stories? The Isle of Deux is named “Deux” because you guessed it – the inhabitants are handsome brutes with peculiar anatomy that promises DOUBLE the pleasure for the curvy girls they tame! Break out your life jackets because you’ll need them to stay afloat during this wild ride! Even better, there’s a whirlwind wedding at the end where the totally unexpected happens. As always, my stories are standalones and do not need to be read in order. HEA guaranteed.




Maid for Love


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Danielle: I’m a maid at a fancy hotel, and I caught one of our VIP guests in a compromising position. Yeah, whoops! Barron Colgate is a billionaire bad boy with the physique of an Olympic athlete. He’s got muscular thighs, a wide chest, and a thick, hung piece of iron … … that he was using on TWO girls! What?!?!? Obviously, I ran away. But I wasn’t fast enough because Mr. Colgate saw, and now, he wants a piece of me. Barron: The sassy maid was spying on us. She swears up and down that it was an “accident,” but I know it wasn’t an accident. I saw how Dani’s eyes went wide, and how her breasts heaved with excitement. The curvy girl wants in on the action … and I’m just the man to make her wildest fantasies come true. This is a follow-up to Tempting Her Guardian. Remember the naughty hotel maid at the end of the last story? Well, this is her tale, and she’s only gotten naughtier in the months since! Watch as billionaire Barron Colgate teaches our feisty girl how to please a guest, but he’s in for a surprise because Dani has some tricks of her own up her sleeve! As always, my books contain questionable scenes and are not intended for sensitive readers. HEA guaranteed.




The Lumberjack with 2 Rods


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Heigh-ho-timber! The lumberjack has not one, but TWO huge chainsaws that make me purr. Chloe: My neighbor at the trailer park is gorgeous. Carl Jonsson is older, definitely, but he’s also H-O-T. He’s got broad shoulders, pecs like heavy slabs of marble, and an enormous package that makes me go quivery inside. But when he shows me his package, to my surprise, Carl’s got TWO TOOLS! They’re both huge, thick, and throbbing with power. My mouth waters because I have to ride his appendages … both, simultaneously! Carl: I’m a genetic mutant, but I’m not ashamed. My anatomy is something I was born with, and if anything, it makes me even MORE attractive to the ladies. But Chloe’s something else. The sassy curvy girl thinks she’s seen everything when it comes to men … … but everything doesn’t include my particular physique! What in the world? Is this some kind of fantasy? Or maybe I’ve died and gone to heaven because where can I find a man like Carl Jonsson? He’s literally the stuff of dreams hahaha! But seriously, this is not an alien, sci-fi, or paranormal romance. Instead, it’s a steamy contemporary tale but with a man who can offer his woman DOUBLE … and I mean that literally, and not just figuratively! Break out your electric fan because you’ll need to cool down after reading this story! This book is a follow-up to 2 Cherries for My Dad’s Best Friend, but all of my stories are standalones and do not need to be read in order. No cheating, no cliffhangers, and always an HEA for my readers.




Filthy Uncle To Go


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Jenna: People say I should stay away from Drake. The older man is damaged. Dark. Dangerous, even. Worst of all, he's my aunt's husband ... but that doesn't bother me one bit. Drake: I could hardly believe that the saucy brat is the same Jem-wem who used to get food all over herself when she ate. Who's this naughty woman with the bright smile and luscious curves? Jenna thinks she can tease because she's "safe" and "off limits" … ... but I don't give a f*ck that I'm her uncle. Warning: this book breaks every barrier that exists! The handsome older man meets a saucy piece of temptation at a family dinner of all places, but that’s EXACTLY the problem: they’re related. Do Drake and Jenna find a way to make it work, or is their relationship doomed because it’s insanely taboo? No cheating, no cliffhangers, and always an HEA for my readers.




A Curvy Girl for the Cowboy


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Darcy: I’m all alone on my family’s homestead. I milk the cows, tend the garden, and feed the chickens. But I can’t manage the property alone, so when a handsome cowboy appears out of the blue, I accept his offer of assistance. As for payment? I have nothing of my own … except a home, a heart, and my generous curves. Ranger: Darcy thinks I’m a penniless journeyman who goes from farm to farm, cobbling together a living. Little does she know, but I’m an industrial billionaire who happens to want her property. In short, I’m here for her land … and not her body. But soon, we’re head over heels with desire and unstoppable attraction. Darcy Fields is sweetness personified, with big brown eyes and a trusting nature. But what happens when she finds out about my true identity? Even more, Darcy’s pregnant with my baby … and I won’t let her go without claiming those curves for myself! Hold onto your horses! This book is a follow up to A Curvy Girl for the Prince, where we reunite with Darcy, a sassy woman who’s since returned to her family farm to guard it from ruthless land barons. But in this game of hearts, Darcy’s met her match because Ranger McLeod doesn’t just want her property … he wants the curvy girl herself! It’s laugh out loud romance with a heavy dose of steam, and of course, a HEA for my readers.




Slice of Cherry


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"Brutally beautiful — not like anything else you'll read this year, or any other." - Cassandra Clare, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Clockwork Angel Kit and Fancy Cordelle are sisters of the best kind: best friends, best confidantes, and best accomplices. The daughters of the infamous Bonesaw Killer, Kit and Fancy are used to feeling like outsiders, and that’s just the way they like it. But in Portero, where the weird and wild run rampant, the Cordelle sisters are hardly the oddest or most dangerous creatures around. It’s no surprise when Kit and Fancy start to give in to their deepest desire—the desire to kill. What starts as a fascination with slicing open and stitching up quickly spirals into a gratifying murder spree. Of course, the sisters aren’t killing just anyone, only the people who truly deserve it. But the girls have learned from the mistakes of their father, and know that a shred of evidence could get them caught. So when Fancy stumbles upon a mysterious and invisible doorway to another world, she opens a door to endless possibilities….




These Precious Days


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The beloved New York Times bestselling author reflects on home, family, friendships and writing in this deeply personal collection of essays. "The elegance of Patchett’s prose is seductive and inviting: with Patchett as a guide, readers will really get to grips with the power of struggles, failures, and triumphs alike." —Publisher's Weekly “Any story that starts will also end.” As a writer, Ann Patchett knows what the outcome of her fiction will be. Life, however, often takes turns we do not see coming. Patchett ponders this truth in these wise essays that afford a fresh and intimate look into her mind and heart. At the center of These Precious Days is the title essay, a surprising and moving meditation on an unexpected friendship that explores “what it means to be seen, to find someone with whom you can be your best and most complete self.” When Patchett chose an early galley of actor and producer Tom Hanks’ short story collection to read one night before bed, she had no idea that this single choice would be life changing. It would introduce her to a remarkable woman—Tom’s brilliant assistant Sooki—with whom she would form a profound bond that held monumental consequences for them both. A literary alchemist, Patchett plumbs the depths of her experiences to create gold: engaging and moving pieces that are both self-portrait and landscape, each vibrant with emotion and rich in insight. Turning her writer’s eye on her own experiences, she transforms the private into the universal, providing us all a way to look at our own worlds anew, and reminds how fleeting and enigmatic life can be. From the enchantments of Kate DiCamillo’s children’s books (author of The Beatryce Prophecy) to youthful memories of Paris; the cherished life gifts given by her three fathers to the unexpected influence of Charles Schultz’s Snoopy; the expansive vision of Eudora Welty to the importance of knitting, Patchett connects life and art as she illuminates what matters most. Infused with the author’s grace, wit, and warmth, the pieces in These Precious Days resonate deep in the soul, leaving an indelible mark—and demonstrate why Ann Patchett is one of the most celebrated writers of our time.