Texts from Mittens


Book Description

Texts from Mittens is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the “filthy beast” dog, Phil. Angie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers’ Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats. “Each installment of Texts From Mittens is like a little gift to brighten your day!” —Kate Benjamin, Hauspanther founder and co-author of Catification with Jackson Galaxy "Texts From Mittens makes me wish my cat had thumbs! This is a hilarious book; Angie Bailey has done it again!” —Jeremy Greenberg, Author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed "We all knew that cats were hilarious, but Ms. Bailey's sardonic cat quips really take their mannerisms, attitude and occasional apathy to another level." —Susan Michals, Curator of Cat Art Show Los Angeles Come home! There's an emergency! What?? Are you OK? My dish is half empty! I'll be home soon. You wish starvation upon me! Stop being dramatic. Am weeak. Caan hasrdly tyyppe. Are you going to wear those black pants on your bed? Yes. I have a date. They're comfortable. Mittens, get off my pants! FYI: Poly-blend makes your butt look big




Crazy Cat Lady


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Crazy Cat Lady (noun): A badge of honor for people who know cats are awesome. Do you often wake up covered in cat hair? Do you keep adopting more and more cats—then staying home Friday nights to cuddle them? Proclaim your feline obsession proudly! Joyfully illustrated with cheeky mottoes, flowcharts, and fun facts throughout, this little book is an affectionate tribute to cats and the cool ladies who love them. Includes a bonus sheet of colorful stickers!




Cats on Instagram


Book Description

From the popular Instagram profile comes this collection of adorable cat photos to warm the hearts of cat lovers everywhere. Cat lovers, rejoice! This irresistible book compiles more than four hundred photos from the hugely popular Instagram profile @cats_of_instagram into a keepsake treasure. Playful categories including “bowties,” “surprise!,” and “happy cats” showcase all the charm and delightful quirks of the wide world of cats. This is an ebook that will have feline fans smiling in recognition, surprise, and appreciation.




Cat Shaming


Book Description

Hilarious full-color photos featuring felines and misdemeanors . . . You can’t take away your cat’s allowance when he ruins something valuable. You can’t give her a time-out if she goes outside the litter box. (Most of her day is a time-out anyway.) So what’s the next best thing? Cat Shaming! Cat Shaming is a hilarious collection of photos from owners who express their frustration when their furry best friend does something bad. Millions of cat owners can relate to the antics of these felines with plenty of pictures of shamed—but nevertheless adorable and innocent-looking—kitties.




Texts from Mittens


Book Description

Follow along with Mittens as he enjoys hilarious, snark-filled text volleys with his cast of quirky friends and family: Earl (the “filthy hound”), Stumpy (the best friend), Drunky Patty (the usually tipsy next-door neighbor), Grandma (giver of treats), and Fiona (Mitty’s girlfriend). Based on Angie Bailey’s virally popular blog, Texts from Mittens: The Friends and Family Edition is feline humor at its finest.




Cats on Catnip


Book Description

A humorous collection of dozens of photos of funny and adorable cats as they play with, roll in, and chow down their favorite snack of choice -- catnip. Cats love catnip. Whether it's eating it, playing with it, or rolling around in it, catnip turns our domestic feline friends into hilarious balls of activity. Carefree and unconstrained, they are free to be silly, exceptionally playful, and downright gnarly. Professional pet photographer and self-confessed crazy cat man Andrew Marttila (the photographer behind Shop Cats of New York) captures a range of the cats' silly and expressive personalities as they react to their catnip trip. Delightful, elegant Fluffy transforms into a hell-bent renegade. Shy, reserved Mittens becomes a free-loving acrobat. In the blink of an eye, a cat's expression transforms from bored to inquisitive to playful to curious to bizarre . . . to utterly unhinged. A fun and delightful look at our furry companions, this gift book is perfect for every cat lover.




Cat


Book Description

It’s the mother of all cat books. The book that gave new meaning to wacka-wacka and forever redefined it. Cat is the classic that started it all. It gave a voice to catmaniacs around the country and launched an entire genre in publishing and licensing. Everybody went crazy. “Neither cute nor mysterious but instead simply and irreverently, even raucously, very funny.”—Village Voice.







2020-2021 Weekly Planner


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Cute Cat Planner 2020 Show your passion for cats with our gorgeous cat lovers 2020 planner! Beautifully hand-designed by our designers at Nifty Notebooks to have everything you need for a productive year, our range of 2020 planners and organizers are a must-have at home, school or the office. This year, due to popular demand, our planners are a new 6x9 inch size. Still plenty of space for your awesome planning and notes, but even more portable. **Now includes dotted grid journal pages for scribbles, doodles and personalized planner pages** With cute weekly spreads and plenty of space to write to-do lists, monthly goals and more, this gorgeous and stylish 2020 weekly view diary is the best way to stay focused on your goals and passions. You'll also find inspiring motivational quotes throughout the planner, for an added positivity boost. For extra fun, we've also added non-official, but no-less-important holidays such as Hug a Cat day. As well as weekly and yearly calendar views and weekly to-do lists, our 12-month planner has space to write your goals and dreams. Our beautiful range of weekly planners are also the perfect Christmas gift or stocking filler for your children, grandchildren and friends! Cat Planner 2020 Features: 6x9" dimensions, perfect for putting in your bag or sitting pride of place on your desk - large enough to make plenty of notes Printed on high-quality off-white paper Inspirational quotes throughout Notes section to write down your most brilliant ideas Weekly to-do lists to help you achieve your goals Yearly and weekly spread views to help you plan your year ahead Plenty of space to write down your daily activities and thoughts Stunning and stylish matte finish cat design cover Check out our other designs on our author page - including lots of othercute cat designs to find the perfect 2020 Weekly Planner, or visit www.niftynotebooks.com. Scroll up and purchase your stunning 2020 planner today and receive fast shipping from Amazon.




2020 Cat Lovers One Year Undated Weekly Planner


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Get ready for 2020! New year, new beginnings! Start keeping track of your daily life with a new planner. Perfect for cat lovers who are trying to better organize their busy lives. This planner is size 8 x 10 in paperback with a glossy cover. Great gift for the cat lover in your life for under ten bucks! Planner Features: Weekly one page layouts 2020 Bucket list page Calendar overviews List of holidays and pet days at beginning of each month Contact lists Appointment Logs for each month Fun cat fact at the end of each month Note pages at the end of each month To do lists Undated layout Note pages at the end for year end reflection and goal planning for 2021