21st Birthday Funny Gift


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This notebook/journal would make a great and original gag gift for someone's special birthday. Surprise them with this lined 6x9 notebook for them to fill with their thoughts or aspirations. Stand out by gifting something different and unique, it'd make a great addition to other gift. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative with poetry or just writing down lists or ideas. It is a 110 pages blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. 110 pages of high quality paper (55 sheets) It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college... It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday...




Celebrating the 29th Anniversary of My 21st Birthday


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Birthday Dot Grid Notebook Dot grid can be ideal as a guide for practicing handwriting and hand lettering, with the subtle guide allowing you to control the height and width of letters Perfectly sized at 6"x9" 120 page softcover bookbinding flexible Paperback




The Hungover Cookbook


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Hangovers and what to do with them...the perfect gift for every occasion! Hangovers and what to do with them...the perfect gift for every occasion! The morning after - the drilling headache, the waves of nausea, the paranoia, the guilt, the shame - yes, it's the dreaded HANGOVER. We have all been there. But while most of us are familiar with the general misery, less well known are the nuances of the hungover state. According to P.G. Wodehouse there are six different types of hangover that can bring the high-spirited reveller of the previous night to their knees in the morning. They are: The Broken Compass, The Sewing Machine, The Comet, The Atomic, The Cement Mixer and The Gremlin Boogie. Each of these has very different and specific characteristics, and the treatments for each are by necessity varied. At last, we give you The Hungover Cookbook, a self-help manual that helps the morning after drinker to identify the nature of their hangover and tailor the treatment accordingly, with recipes and remedies that precisely suit the sufferer's state of mind - and body. With comforting and restorative recipes [s1] including: huevos rancheros (Mexican fried eggs); devilled kidneys on toast; kedgeree; hot bloody mary; special mustard & cheese mash with sausages; blue cheese on toast with pears and pickle; lemon and demerara sugar pancakes; knickerbocker glory with refresher sweets, and, of course, inevitably, the perfect bacon sarnie. This beautifully produced book does not promise the reader 'a cure' but it does offer some fun, and some good food, on the road to recovery. For those of a ginger disposition, it will offer a soothing experience, not just a list of ingredients, and transforms dealing with a hangover into a subtle, multi-faceted art rather than merely chucking a 'full English' at it. Milton Crawford Milton Crawford was born somewhere north of the Zambezi and west of the Rift valley in a small town in the middle of Africa. He has travelled the world in search of good liquor and in an attempt to outrun the hangovers that seem to follow him wherever he goes. He is an author and journalist, and in keeping with the most honourable traditions of the writing profession, a drinker of distinction. His previous books have been published under a more sober alias.




The Gift Room


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Alexander had not spoken to his parents for more than 20 years, yet the news of their sudden deaths comes like a bolt from the blue. The loss forces him to address what's missing in his otherwise perfect life - an acknowledgement from them of his accomplishments... But how can that be provided from beyond the grave and what is the significance of The Gift Room? Will Alexander finally be able to find the peace of mind that has eluded him for almost all of his adult life?




My Gift to You


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"The events that inspired these verses are collections of memories and fragments that have merged to form poems. The stories of loving experiences between players, that looking for love or company ended up with a wounded heart. These stanzas represent detailed images of the experiences leading to disenchantments and frustrations that loving and losing produces; without forgetting the sublime rapture and ecstasy that loving also inspires. These verses touch the essence of the heart and soul, appealing to that collective need we call love; that human sentiment so powerful, that it can make us touch heaven or sink us to darkest depths of hell."




Look At You Turning 21 And Shit


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Looking for the perfect gift for your Friend, Husband, Wife, Family Member's birthday? Hand over this well-crafted, quality notebook for school, uni, office, or home! suitable for scribbling notes, lessons, drawings, thoughts, ideas, quotes, prayers, and mantras. Features: 6 x 9 Inches Format 110 Pages Tough Paperback, Book Industry Quality Binding




Poetry. Gift or Curse? Explicit.


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a book dedicated to my Son Leon Hussey. Who died at the age of 20. Poems of grief, anger, laughte




Look at You Turning 21 and Shit


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This is the perfect funny gift for people turning 21 6x9 Notebook 120 Lined pages Soft Cover Matte Finish If you know someone whose birthday is near then this is the perfect gift for them.




Happy 21 Birthday


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Looking for the perfect gift for your Kid, Friend, Husband, Wife, Family Member's birthday? Hand over this well-crafted, quality notebook for school, uni, office, or home! suitable for scribbling notes, lessons, drawings, thoughts, ideas, quotes, prayers, and mantras. Features: 6 x 9 Inches Format 110 Pages Tough Paperback, Book Industry Quality Binding




Liminal Glimpses


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Poetry is my therapy. When I have difficulty figuring out what I think, feel the need to make a statement, or simply need to purge some emotion...I write. I write to exercise my brain. Mr. Winters, wherever you are, thank you for introducing me to a thesaurus in 9th grade English. I’ve been a single parent (before and after), married and divorced, and now have my best friend and resident pain in the ass. I love you Dave. I have three amazing children, Tristan, Casey and Ayla. I love you all so much. I have a brand new granddaughter, my first! Welcome to the world, Jenny Lynn Key. I have seven full siblings, and Mom. To borrow a line from some famous person – my family puts the FUN in dysFUNctional! I love you guys! I’ve made money doing personal care, agriculture, ranching, cosmetology, firefighting and all phases of food service, including prison cook! I held field trips for local daycares and kindergarteners. One class saw a lamb birthed. I tutored first grade reading, art teacher assistant, helped out in many classrooms, PTA, 4-H, Sunday school, committees and council.