50 Shades of Receptionists Bullsh*t


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Are you a Receptionist who's just looking to color cuss words and relax after a long day? Need a good laugh?! Or if you have a family member or friend who works as a(an) Receptionist then this book makes a fantastic funny gift idea for him/*her! This funny Receptionist inspired Adult coloring book is just what a(an) Receptionist needs to stay inspired and excited for the day. Every Receptionist has a nice collection of booklets and notepads, but not many of them will have a full coloring book of funny and safe for work cuss words that every Receptionist wants to say during the day.Being a(an) Receptionist is extremely stressful, and if you are going to let a curse word out, it might as well be a safe one! ★This color book is perfect as a gift at the beginning or end of the year, or during Receptionist Appreciation Week, or just a simple and fun way to say thank you.★ Why Our Coloring Books? Stress relieving seamless patterns on reverse pages Subject Related Words and sayings 108 pages (total) Professional 48 Awesome high quality designs from start to finish Single sided coloring pages allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils and more due to single sided, removable pages Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Premium matte-finish cover design Large Format Paper: 8 x 11 inches (21.59 x .94cm) comfortably large to draw on




50 Shades Of Bullsh*t


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This delectable & impolite coloring book is about to become one of your greatest small pleasures. Printed on black paper, it introduces you to a whole new coloring experience. Your designs will look incredibly vibrant and beautiful. And never worry again about coloring outside the lines. It contains humorous and gorgeous one-sided pages with designs varying from minimal to highly detailed where you'll find cute animals, leaves and abstract patterns uniquely articulated around swear words and expressions such as 'Dumbass', 'You're such a dick', and many others. This Delectable Adult Coloring Book Features: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Some of the words you'll come accross: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Bitch Face Douche bag Fuck Motherfucker Bastard Screw You You're such a dick! Dumb piece of shit Go to Hell, Bitch! And so many more! Find a cozy corner, pick a saucy word, grab your favorite coloring supplies and enjoy this adult coloring journey.




One Last Thing Before I Go


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Struggling with his ex-wife's imminent marriage to a nice guy and his Princeton-bound daughter's unplanned pregnancy, a bewildered Drew Silver tackles difficult family dynamics and refuses to undergo a life-saving operation.




When Giants Walked the Earth


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The first significant fresh reporting on the legendary band in twenty years, built on interviews with all surviving band members and revealing a never-before-seen side of the genius and debauchery that defined their heyday. Veteran rock journalist Mick Wall unflinchingly tells the story of the band that pushed the envelope on both creativity and excess, even by rock ‘n' roll standards. Led Zeppelin was the last great band of the 1960s and the first great band of the 1970s—and When Giants Walked the Earth is the full, enthralling story of Zep from the inside, written by a former confidante of both Jimmy Page and Robert Plant. Rich and revealing, it bores into not only the disaster, addiction and death that haunted the band but also into the real relationship between Page and Plant, including how it was influenced by Page's interest in the occult. Comprehensive and yet intimately detailed, When Giants Walked the Earth literally gets into the principals' heads to bring to life both an unforgettable band and an unrepeatable slice of rock history.




JFK Jr., George, & Me


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John Kennedy Jr.’s creative director for George magazine presents “a vivid portrait of JFK Jr. that only a select few have ever seen, offering a touching and honest tribute to John’s legacy” (BookReporter.com). If George magazine was about “not just politics as usual,” a day at the office with John F. Kennedy Jr. was not just business as usual. John handpicked Creative Director Matt Berman to bring his vision for a new political magazine to life. Through marathon nights leading up to George’s launch; extraordinary meetings with celebrities including Barbra Streisand, Robert De Niro, and Demi Moore; and jokes at each other’s expense, Matt developed a wonderfully collaborative and fun-loving relationship with America’s favorite son. They were an unlikely team: the poised, charismatic scion of a beloved political family and the shy, self-deprecating, artistic kid. Yet they became close friends and confidants. In this warm, funny, and intimate book, Matt remembers his brilliant friend and colleague—John’s approach to work, life, and fame, and most of all, his ease and grace, which charmed those around him. More than any book before it, JFK Jr., George, & Me reveals the friendly, witty, down-to-earth guy the paparazzi could never capture. Matt opens the doors of John’s messy office to share previously untold stories, personal notes, and never-before-seen photos from the trenches of a startup magazine that was the brainchild of a superstar. John helped Matt navigate a world filled with celebrities, artists, beauty, style, competition, and stunningly tender egos. In turn, Matt shares the invaluable lessons about business and life that he learned from John. What emerges is a portrait of JFK Jr. as a true friend and mentor.




Burn


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One woman changes everything a man has ever known about dominance and desire in the final scintillating novel in the Breathless trilogy—now celebrating its 10th Anniversary! When it comes to sex, Ash McIntyre has always explored his wilder side—extreme and uncompromising. He demands control. And he prefers women who want it like that. Even the women he’s shared with his best friend, Jace. But Jace is involved with a woman he has no intention of sharing. And now even Gabe has settled into a relationship with a woman who gives him everything he needs, leaving Ash feeling restless and unfulfilled. Then Ash meets Josie, who seems immune to his charms and his wealth. Intrigued, he begins a relentless pursuit, determined she won’t be the one who got away. He never imagined the one woman to tell him no would be the only woman who’d ever drive him to the edge of desire.




Billy Bullsh*t


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Billy Bullshit is a self-proclamined marketing genius. In his role as 'Chief Guru of Imagineering" he only ever talks using the latest buzzwords, business idioms and bullshit phrases. Pop that in your mental microwave and see how it defrosts! We see Billy in 52 hilarious business scenarios--on a conference call, giving a speech at a conference, running a brainstorming session, etc. This ladders up the cliched business speak, takes it to the next level and knocks it out of the ballpark. Boom! Do you know someone like Billy in your office? Maybe you even see a little bit of Billy in yourself? Either way Billy Bullshit is going to make you laugh and cringe in equal measure. And that's no bullshit.




Pig Island


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Fans of Stephen King, Stuart MacBride and Karin Slaughter will devour this warped and brutally bloodthirsty thriller from bestselling and prize-winning author Mo Hayder. Guaranteed to mess with your mind, you'll be on the edge of your seat from start to finish... 'Mo Hayder has a profound ability to shock and surprise her readers, and Pig Island surpasses anything she has written before. She's the bravest writer I know' -- Karin Slaughter 'The goriest thriller writer this side of the pond' -- Mirror 'No matter how much you might despise yourself for getting sucked into such places, she is brilliant at making you read on' -- Daily Telegraph 'Engrossing and a definite page turner' -- ***** Reader review 'Keeps you gripped' -- ***** Reader review 'Awesome writing' -- ***** Reader review 'Gripping from the start' -- ***** Reader review *********************************************************************************** SEE EVIL Journalist Joe Oakes makes a living exposing supernatural hoaxes. But what he sees when he visits a secretive religious community on a remote Scottish island forces him to question everything he thought he knew. HEAR EVIL Why have the islanders been accused of Satanism? What has happened to their leader? And why will no one discuss the strange creature seen wandering the lonely beaches of Pig Island? READ EVIL In PIG ISLAND, Mo Hayder dares you to face your fears head on and to look at what lurks beneath the surface of everyday normality. Because people are perfectly capable of doing unspeakable things to each other...




The Advocate


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The Advocate is a lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender (LGBT) monthly newsmagazine. Established in 1967, it is the oldest continuing LGBT publication in the United States.