500 Funny Quotes for Women


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Want to come in a good mood instantly? Need some funny and uplifting quotes with many of the truisms from our everyday lives? Looking for a gift that everyone likes? Then, this is the book for you!Funny quotes are great; they allow us to take a quick break, relax, and take life a bit easier. And who doesn't need those in today's hectic life? Whether you are looking for an innovative way to cheer yourself up and deal with the daily stresses, stay focused and motivated, or simply trying to find a fantastic gift for a friend or a loved one, "500 Funny Quotes for Women" could be a perfect choice!Here are what this book will offer you:500 funny quotes explicitly selected for womenA collection of quotes carefully chosen from numerous sources arranged by themesAn easy book that you just pick up anytime start anywhere and always enjoy!Uplifting quotes to instantly boost mood and make you chuckle!A perfect gift to bring laughter and joy to the family, friends, and colleaguesWisdom and inspiration while being amused




500 Funny Quotes for Women


Book Description

Want to come in a good mood instantly? Need some funny and uplifting quotes with many of the truisms from our everyday lives? Looking for a gift that everyone likes? Then, this is the book for you! Funny quotes are great; they allow us to take a quick break, relax, and take life a bit easier. And who doesn't need those in today's hectic life? Whether you are looking for an innovative way to cheer yourself up and deal with the daily stresses, stay focused and motivated, or simply trying to find a fantastic gift for a friend or a loved one, "500 Funny Quotes for Women" could be a perfect choice! Here are what this book will offer you: 500 funny quotes explicitly selected for women A collection of quotes carefully chosen from numerous sources arranged by themes An easy book that you just pick up anytime start anywhere and always enjoy! Uplifting quotes to instantly boost mood and make you chuckle! A perfect gift to bring laughter and joy to the family, friends, and colleagues Wisdom and inspiration while being amused




Inspiring Quotes From Inspiring Women


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Need the perfect gift for a friend, mother or sister? Want to hear some words of wisdom from some of histories greatest women? This stunning little book gives you a glimpse of strong, independent women from all four corners of the globe. It's kid friendly and has a mix of different ages, races and backgrounds so you'll read a diverse range of biographies and quotes designed to inspire, empower, and motivate you. Their timeless wisdom and advice have helped countless people follow their dreams and stand in the face of adversity, just like all of these women themselves did in their own lives. From war fighters and poets to mathematicians to volcanologists, there's a bit of everything for everyone. Some of the greats include: Mother Theresa - "If you want to change the world, go home and love your family." Anne Frank - "What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven't even happened yet." Princess Diana - "I don't go by the rule book... I lead from the heart, not the head." Whether you're looking to empower yourself or someone else, these powerful quotes and life lessons will doubtlessly give you the motivation you need to strive forward with life, stand tall in the face of obstacles, and achieve your dreams. What're you waiting for? Come on in and discover 100 powerful and inspirational quotes from some of history's most incredible women. Scroll up and click the 'Add to cart' button to be inspired today!




Quotes Book For Women


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This uplifting book provides 500 funny quotes with some of the universal truisms that are part of our everyday lives. The spectrum of quotes is as diverse as they are funny. Whether it is a quote about Relationships, Children, Age, Sports, Fun, People, or Religion, reading these can't help but make one smile, think, learn from their wisdom, chuckle, and refresh. You can enjoy this book by reading it cover to cover or by going directly to your topic of interest. The quotes are carefully selected from various sources and thousands of quotes. All efforts have been made to check the quotes' source and to use the correct attributions. If you are looking for some quality, inspirational, and funny quotes to brighten your day, this is the book for you! We hope this book made you smile and hope you will have lots of fun.




The Little Book of Humorous Quotes


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Award Winner in the Humor category of The USA "Best Books 2011" Awards, sponsored by USA Book News. Funny, facetious, droll, amusing, jocular, whimsical, silly, witty, hilarious, hysterical, and thought-provoking, The Little Book of Humorous Quotes is the perfect mental supplement in today's stressed-out world. Is your mind on information overload? Give yourself a break-and a laugh. This humorous collection is organized to provide laughter every day, year in and year out, to yourself and anyone you speak to. Quote it. Note It. Promote it. Or devote it. The book shares 365 exceptionally entertaining quotes from more than 100 authors- everyone from classic humorists such as Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain and George Bernard Shaw to modern wits like Woody Allen, Erma Bombeck and Phyllis Diller. These quotes put the "fun" in funny. If you believe that laughter is the best medicine, just take one book and call me in the morning.




A Room of One's Own


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Virginia Woolf's playful exploration of a satirical »Oxbridge« became one of the world's most groundbreaking writings on women, writing, fiction, and gender. A Room of One's Own [1929] can be read as one or as six different essays, narrated from an intimate first-person perspective. Actual history blends with narrative and memoir. But perhaps most revolutionary was its address: the book is written by a woman for women. Male readers are compelled to read through women's eyes in a total inversion of the traditional male gaze. VIRGINIA WOOLF [1882–1941] was an English author. With novels like Jacob’s Room [1922], Mrs Dalloway [1925], To the Lighthouse [1927], and Orlando [1928], she became a leading figure of modernism and is considered one of the most important English-language authors of the 20th century. As a thinker, with essays like A Room of One’s Own [1929], Woolf has influenced the women’s movement in many countries.







500 Funny Quotes for Men


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Want to come in a good mood instantly? Need some funny and uplifting quotes with many of the truisms from our everyday lives? Looking for a gift that everyone likes? Then, this is the book for you! Funny quotes are great; they allow us to take a quick break, relax, and take life a bit easier. And who doesn't need those in today's hectic life? Whether you are looking for an innovative way to cheer yourself up and deal with the daily stresses, stay focused and motivated, or simply trying to find a fantastic gift for a friend or a loved one, "500 Funny Quotes for Men" could be a perfect choice! Here are what this book will offer you: 500 funny quotes explicitly selected for men A collection of quotes carefully chosen from numerous sources arranged by themes An easy book that you just pick up anytime start anywhere and always enjoy! Uplifting quotes to instantly boost mood and make you chuckle! A perfect gift to bring laughter and joy to the family, friends, and colleagues Wisdom and inspiration while being amused




Furiously Happy


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In Furiously Happy, #1 New York Times bestselling author Jenny Lawson explores her lifelong battle with mental illness. A hysterical, ridiculous book about crippling depression and anxiety? That sounds like a terrible idea. But terrible ideas are what Jenny does best. As Jenny says: "Some people might think that being 'furiously happy' is just an excuse to be stupid and irresponsible and invite a herd of kangaroos over to your house without telling your husband first because you suspect he would say no since he's never particularly liked kangaroos. And that would be ridiculous because no one would invite a herd of kangaroos into their house. Two is the limit. I speak from personal experience. My husband says that none is the new limit. I say he should have been clearer about that before I rented all those kangaroos. "Most of my favorite people are dangerously fucked-up but you'd never guess because we've learned to bare it so honestly that it becomes the new normal. Like John Hughes wrote in The Breakfast Club, 'We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it.' Except go back and cross out the word 'hiding.'" Furiously Happy is about "taking those moments when things are fine and making them amazing, because those moments are what make us who we are, and they're the same moments we take into battle with us when our brains declare war on our very existence. It's the difference between "surviving life" and "living life". It's the difference between "taking a shower" and "teaching your monkey butler how to shampoo your hair." It's the difference between being "sane" and being "furiously happy." Lawson is beloved around the world for her inimitable humor and honesty, and in Furiously Happy, she is at her snort-inducing funniest. This is a book about embracing everything that makes us who we are - the beautiful and the flawed - and then using it to find joy in fantastic and outrageous ways. Because as Jenny's mom says, "Maybe 'crazy' isn't so bad after all." Sometimes crazy is just right.




When You Were Mine


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In her first novel, Serle presents an intensely romantic, modern recounting of the greatest love story ever toldNnarrated by Rosaline, the girl Romeo was "supposedO to love.